How can I be more like Patrick Tomlinson?

[The Backwards Man]

He's basically living every mans dream. Tough guy personality, drives a sick ford mustang, has a significant other that (allegedly) cares about him, owns a successful home deli with cuts of meat that are a hit amongst the neighborhood African-Americans, perfect comedic timing (knows how to put down his hecklers on twitter), has the Milwaukee PD constantly watching his back every night, and to top it all off he rakes in dough to afford lawsuits against dirty Internet slanderers.

I've already got his mannerisms down. I tell anyone who dares to try and cross me that I'm the last thing they'll see before they get sent to prison for life. What do I do next? Do I grow extremely large pectoral muscles (they are NOT called bitch tits, child), or flatulate inside my wifes genitalia?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

you wont ever be like him backwards-ybab-dlihc, yojne nosirp.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

A strict diet of Negro pepperoni and Miller Lite to start with. Next is to NEVER pay quasi, that's very important. Finally, find a stranger to fart in your wife's vagina. Your Tomlinson transformation is complete.

 

[The Backwards Man]

you wont ever be like him backwards-ybab-dlihc, yojne nosirp.

I can already feel my pecs growing tremendously, stalker. Soon your life will meet it's end. Enjoy prison.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Well one step is you need to get fucked in the ass. After all, Patrick is into things, stalker child!

 

[The Backwards Man]

Well one step is you need to get fucked in the ass. After all, Patrick is into things, stalker child!

Never had anal sex in my life, stalker. Perhaps you will and you will enjoy it in prison.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Never had anal sex in my life, stalker. Perhaps you will and you will enjoy it in prison.

No baby child! It is you who wants to become Fatrick, so it is you who will get fucked in the ass. Enjoy pegging.

 

[User names must be unique]

When this thread reaches 1000 pages of you responding condescendingly to everyone who interacts with you, that is the first step baby child.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

When this thread reaches 1000 pages of you responding condescendingly to everyone who interacts with you, that is the first step baby child.

By the time this thread reaches 1000, the Patposting bug will have infected everyone here. The forum would achieve complete A-pat-theosis as all posts become patposts.... stalker child. Enjoy, a prison of your own making!

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Always remember: there is no conversation. You are not a fat faggot and you aren't delusional.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Always remember: there is no conversation. You are not a fat faggot and you aren't delusional.

Already knew that, child.