How can I be funny?

[Georgio Cocklord]

Please Twitter I want to be likeable again, don't take me back to the shadow realm full of piss and shit

 

[Testacles Maximus]

If you’re trying to impress twitter then never be funny, just be politically correct.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The only way to be funny is to try not to be funny.
You just make the observations of a jaded and slightly depressed person and people interpret your cries for help as comedy.

If you do try to be funny, the only way you'll wind up funny is if you try so hard that you wrap around and become ironically funny. So your best bet is definitely to not try to begin with.

 

[SNU]

Don't try so hard. Collect a lot of world experience. Its easier to make funny observations if you've observed a lot

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Record your ass on a screen for 90 minutes and call that film "Ass". If people aren't laughing, wait until the 26th century.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

You're already funny. Funny looking that is.

 

[lemonsensei]

Have you tried saying nigger faggot? Works for me.

 

[Lake]

Step 1: be anyone but you

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Have you tried drug abuse?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Do this everywhere you go, all the time.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

People getting hit in the nuts is funny.

Have someone kick you in the nuts.