How bent is average duck?

[Xenia]

?

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Depends on the breed, lots of different ducks out there

 

[Not an Hero]

Doesn't matter, as long as it still sprays navy.

 

[Easy J]

Drunkposting... I don't understand the question... can you clarify what you meant by "bent" and "duck"? ' Cause I might be the rabbithole-validated sperg you need if I got your drift. If not, Im a drunktard and demand infinity-rainbows on this post...

 

[Xenia]

Drunkposting... I don't understand the question... can you clarify what you meant by "bent" and "duck"? ' Cause I might be the rabbithole-validated sperg you need if I got your drift. If not, Im a drunktard and need infinity-rainbows on my posts...

navy is seamen, and bent duck is what sprays it

 

[22 Rimfire]

The ducks at the park are free. But you can also bribe them for favors in various forms.

 

[Laburnum]

When other men have bent banana-shaped pickles people worship the ground they walk on, but when CWC's duck is bent he is mocked for it. How is that fair?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Drunkposting... I don't understand the question... can you clarify what you meant by "bent" and "duck"? ' Cause I might be the rabbithole-validated sperg you need if I got your drift. If not, Im a drunktard and demand infinity-rainbows on this post...

It's how much your dick curves.

When other men have bent banana-shaped pickles people worship the ground they walk on, but when CWC's duck is bent he is mocked for it. How is that fair?

There's a big difference between a banana and CWC's Allen wrench.

 

[FedPostalService]

I have never seen the bent duck and I am so much happier for it.

My duck is not bent.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I don't think we talk enough about what a power move it was when Chris said this to Vanessa Hudgens.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I have never seen the bent duck and I am so much happier for it.

Spoiler: Would you like to know more?

 

[Xenia]

Spoiler: Would you like to know more?

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Why does this dick look so sad

 

[FedPostalService]

Why does this dick look so sad

Because it want to be a vagina The unclit fixed that issue though.

 

[Laburnum]

Because it want to be a vagina The unclit fixed that issue though.

It's CHINA!!!!!!

 

[Xenia]

It's CHINA!!!!!!

Random access humor? Like in stone age?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Random access humor? Like in stone age?

Snerglen flergen!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Don't know about bent ducks, but in filmography there is that thing called duck angle that you can use for fancy shots.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Don't know about bent ducks, but in filmography there is that thing called duck angle that you can use for fancy shots.

When you say 'filmography', do you mean 'gay porn'? And by 'fancy shots', do you mean 'looking at a guy's penis'?