How attractive is @Null ? (looksmaxx analysis)

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BinaricHate

BinaricHate

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@Null's interpupillary distance is extremely long. His maxilla is slightly recessed and his cheekbones are underdeveloped, which gives an impression of a flat face combined with his bloated cheeks. @Null has extremely excessive upper eyelid exposure combined with a neutral canthal tilt, which combined gives the impression of having the preycel cattle stare. @Null has light green (?) eyes and a (assumingly) full head of hair. His hair appears to be in decent condition but lacks volume and shine.

His eye shape is incredibly mid due to the aforementioned upper eyelid exposure @Null 's facial thirds are somewhat unbalanced and his mouth sits too close to his nose. His nose bridge sits too low. His lips appear to be in a permanent smirk which is highly undesirable if you want to dark triad BPmaxx/aurafarm/evilmaxx. @Null is currently overweight, appears to have minimal ammounts of muscle mass and is unfortunately in manlet (<190m/6'2") territory. I couldn't find any side angles of him but I will assume by the shape of his jaw that his side profile is likewise mid. His gonial angle appears to be htn/chadlite though.

@Null's hairline appears to be asymmetric which he has attempted to fraudmaxx hide by combing his hair down to his forehead. All of his other features are incredibly mid and ltn (except for the light colored eyes and maybe jaw).


I put him in sub5 LTN (low-tier normie) territory without any real possibility of ascending to mtn (mid-tier normie) or htn status. The big interpupillary gap, upper eyelid exposure and the maxilla are all anchoring him to LTN territory.

All of these photos are a few years old so it's impossible to guesstimate what sort of effect the stress of running this site has had on him in the form of prolonged cortisol exposure + aging. It's possible his current day build is more estrogenized than the one pictured in these photos.

He's already on a weight loss program. Combining all the info we have on him (being sedentary and not having much free time) I would advise him he starts a low-intensity routine of gymaxxing + hops on ashwagandha + zinc supplements + squintmaxxing to fraudmaxx having hunter eyes + chin tucks + mewing (anything to de-bloat his cheeks really) + general debloating + maybe ECA stack if he's feeling spicy + change up hair routine and start using sea salt spray more + minoxidil if he has started balding these past few years. I would advise against surgerymaxxing since he's strapped for cash currently and the only thing he could really do is get some implants but at his age this would be somewhat moot.
 
The picture of him smiling in a snowy landscape always melts my heart (no homo).

Maybe MATI could do with a section of him hitting his face with a hammer.
 
OP too scared to recommend hammer time in serious looksmaxx thread. That lack of faith will turn you into a servitor someday.
 
BinaricHate said:
I put him in sub5 LTN (low-tier normie) territory without any real possibility of ascending to mtn (mid-tier normie) or htn status. The big interpupillary gap, upper eyelid exposure and the maxilla are all anchoring him to LTN territory.
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Surely we have no way of knowing this for sure. Though he is a 30 year old manchild he is losing weight. What if we get a gym arc and he comes out as a 6'3 broccoli haired zoomer w/ 180lbs of pure muscle? Then he'd atleast be a mid-tier normie.
 
OP, I have found these most recent photos of null, can you write an essay about those too?
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Also, I think this is the closest to side view we can get.
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In any case - OP, please soapmaxx, showermaxx and grassmaxx, thank you.
 
Let's send Clavicular some pics of Null and ask him to give a proper face review.

As for my advice, facial hair and hair that doesn't go below the ears makes him look the best. He should stick to that.
He's not ugly in that pic where he's wearing the red flannel, he can work with that, he can get laid.
 
>Null has extremely excessive upper eyelid exposure combined with a neutral canthal tilt, which combined gives the impression of having the preycel cattle stare.
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@Null please track this guys ip, run for president in 2028. Win the presidential election with a large majority of voters, use the IP to track down where this guy lives, and authorize a tactical nuke strike on him and his family. Thank you have and good rest of your day

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EvaXephon said:
OP, I have found these most recent photos of null, can you write an essay about those too?
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Also, I think this is the closest to side view we can get.
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In any case - OP, please soapmaxx, showermaxx and grassmaxx, thank you.
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thanks Eva!
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Basically just confirms what we've know so far. Horrible interpapillary distance, BRUTAL midface structure and the upper eyelid exposure. I guess in some of the photos his hairline isn't asymmetrical as it is in the OP.
 
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