How are you ralphamaxxing?

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I’ve been eating burgers out of the trash lately, gotta get those calories

What are you doing to become more of a REAL and RAW RALPHAMALE?

 

[Squanto Airi]

I'm yelling "How many white children do you have" at a prerecorded audio.

 

[OrionBalls]

I've gotten kicked off of three flights just this week. And I lost my passport for good measure.

 

[Himmler]

Pissing in bottles and running from my babys mamas father WHAT ABKUT YOUU BISH!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I've been jizzing on people's grave, nick rekieta told me it was legal
Man so much has happened with Ralph that I completely forgot about the trash burger, imagine a life where eating a burger out of a gas station trashcan barely registers on you list of mistakes.

 

[W@rui]

BISH, I AM THE MAXIMUM RALPHAMALE
I'M GOING TO MARRY SCARLETT AND YOU NIGGERS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY BIIIIIIIIIIIISH
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[Boldizar]

I'm sucking my calories outta porta potties

 

[peachlover669]

THE RALPHAMALE DONT SCARE BISH YOU THINK YOUR MORE RALPHAMAXXED THEN MEEEE??? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER I AINT AFRAID TO GO TO JAIL IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TROOF ABOUT IT BISH

 

[Meat Target]

I shart in public.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Yelling at retarded women

 

[Laburnum]

I'm going to start shuckin and jivin outside of random right wing media studios

 

[Maldemort]

I don’t use prophylactics with blacked hookers.

 

[MF Goose]

I’ve been using Maker’s Mark whiskey instead of water in my pre-workout. Might leak my ex’s sex vidja later

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

does calling someone a "retarded underage whore" in a cafe count?

 

[Rozzy]

@Zoey got carded and thrown out of a cafe.

 

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I once married an Indian dental hygienist, after she divorced me i went on a preformative white nationalist grift despite my lust for BBC and hung Mexicans. I now put my thumb in the ass of any white woman with a low enough IQ to miss my obvious red flags. CHECKMATE YOU KIWIFAGS, I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY THEE DEFINITIVE RALPHA MALE