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You will not believe the day I had! Feel Really good today! I found someone's iPhone/Wallet and when I met up with the person to return it I found out he was someone important at a college nearby. He invited me to lunch and we had a really good chat and wanted to help me out. Things are turning around in my favor!

For the rest of you suffering; things can turn around!
 
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
 
My front door doorknob broke just as I was going out, so I had to break OUT of my house. It took two different kinds of hammer, two crowbars, a screwdriver, and a rubber mallet. Not even removing every other part of the doorknob except the part that actually keeps the door closed would make that little fucker move. It was frozen fast. So I had to smash part of the door to get to it, then the crowbar again to force it to open. Damage to the door is cosmetic so I'm pretty sure I can get a new doorknob in, something I should have done months ago.

Reminds me of when BMJ got locked in the bathroom recently. Good times.
 
I see now that I've been lucky sliding by on jobs with 10-20 minute commutes. Finally landed a well paying job with something I have a handle on but it wasn't the one I wanted. Every avenue for plan A fell apart, interview said I lacked "passion", job training I was gonna do for plan A pretty much fed my ass a lot of garbage about their "other" options, and now I'm looking at 2 hours a day of driving. Plan A was the same shit, same company, just 5 minutes down the street instead of an hour away. I know an hour drive isn't much to a lot of people these days but damn man if that doesn't bite than I don't know what else will.

Wouldn't you know I post this then I get an email about the place 5 minutes away for an interview. Never give up I guess kek.
 
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My front door doorknob broke just as I was going out, so I had to break OUT of my house. It took two different kinds of hammer, two crowbars, a screwdriver, and a rubber mallet. Not even removing every other part of the doorknob except the part that actually keeps the door closed would make that little fucker move. It was frozen fast. So I had to smash part of the door to get to it, then the crowbar again to force it to open. Damage to the door is cosmetic so I'm pretty sure I can get a new doorknob in, something I should have done months ago.

Reminds me of when BMJ got locked in the bathroom recently. Good times.
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Too bad the hinges weren't accessible from the inside so that you could just pop the pins out and pull the door right out.
 

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Getmeout said:
Uh. Living is fun, I think? Idk, tbh, I still haven't figured out why exactly dying is bad. It just is ig.
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Dude?!
Getmeout said:
Now that I'm awake I'm just mad that I'm still black and still alive.
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Dude...
Living IS fun, there are things you can do that are fun and you can't do them when you're not alive! Obviously. Like eating pizza, or working out, or shitposting on der farms.

Getmeout said:
Thread Tax: I think I added way too much cooking wine to a sauce I was making, I also barely heated it so I could still taste all the alcohol. I barely remember what happened after that, I just woke up to a bunch of incomprehensible doodles in MS Paint. I remember NOT hating my race for a bit, I would say "I should drink more alcohol" but that's illegal and doing illegal things is bad. As much of a nigger I am, I'm happy I never break the law. I always get a confidence boost when my white friends insist on just pirating a game and I'm the one who has to tell them that pirating is wrong.
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What?! Illegal?! How old are you wtf. Wait, I keep forgetting in the US you have to be 21 to drink. Either way, DO NOT become a booze addict or you'll end up like @Forsaken Wanderer, or maybe Nick Rekieta. Just don't.
 
I can't get a fucking job. I have a master's degree, I'm able-bodied, IDK what to fucking do.

All I have atm is a part-time job at a convenience store I absolutely hate. Feels like everything I have is slowly deteriorating because I don't have any money to get things fixed.

I don't know what kind of job I should even go for. I've been considering law school but I'm not sure how smart of a decision that is in this day and age.
 
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Cooked Rabbit said:
IDK what to fucking do.
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Claim minority status. Seriously.

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My night was awful. I couldn't sleep and when I finally was able to fall asleep, my dog started vomiting because she'd been feasting on a raw beef bone Tuesday and Wednesday. Nothing alarming, she will occasionally have furballs or something else that makes her vomit. Just annoying for me because it means I'll have to take her for a walk at 4-5AM.
She eventually started gagging, so I could get some shut-eye.
Woke up at early noon, got dressed and we went for a long walk with the dog off-leash so she could eat grass at her own leisure. We eventually found our way to the dogpark and she socialised a great deal, as did I.
We came home and now I'm just chowing down on some leftover takeout I got yesterday. Mexican, yummy. Although there's too many raw onion bits for my tastes, but I guess that's salsa for you.

I still have a crick in my neck and it refuses to go away. My pillow affects it, my sitting at my PC affects it. I hate getting old, lol.
 
Cooked Rabbit said:
Dumb question, but do companies get tax benefits or something if I do? And would the fact that I have a Welsh surname/look northern Euro hurt my chances even if I say I'm Hispanic or something on a form? If not, would it be better to claim that I'm Black?
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I don't know if companies get benefits like tax benefits, but DEI and BRIDGE are still alive and well. I'd assume those policies are what drives companies to perform positive discrimination/affirmative actions.
You could probably claim some kind of welsh minority status if you bullshit hard enough, though I can't think of a "white" minority that these lunatics would consider a minority, no matter if they're Irish Travelers or similar. Gypsies, maybe, but Romani are swarthy compared to people from the british isles.
Could you say you're gay ?
 
long waters said:
Living IS fun, there are things you can do that are fun and you can't do them when you're not alive! Obviously. Like eating pizza, or working out, or shitposting on der farms.
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I feel kinda bad doing that and being black personally.
long waters said:
What?! Illegal?! How old are you wtf. Wait, I keep forgetting in the US you have to be 21 to drink. Either way, DO NOT become a booze addict or you'll end up like @Forsaken Wanderer, or maybe Nick Rekieta. Just don't
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I've been told the same thing before, that I seem to have a predisposition to substance addiction.
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If not, would it be better to claim that I'm Black?
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Don't. Everytime I've admitted I'm black on an application I was swiftly denied, when I started saying "I refuse to disclose my race" I began getting interviews. I'm not sure how anything else would work, I think you get jobs easier if you're gay tho?
 
Getmeout said:
that I seem to have a predisposition to substance addiction.
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addictive personalities are a thing. I'm not shocked that someone with your mental health history (I seem to recall you have ED issues, correct me if I'm mistaken) would be predisposed to that. I am, too. My addictions are sugar and food in general, but I have alcoholics in my family and I personally stay away from alcohol except once or twice a year for special occasions, and I limit it to one or two drinks.
I don't like drunk PetiteFeet, so it helps me staying away from alcohol.
 
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