How are you celebrating 4/20?

[Polentic]

I'm just eating cookies.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I'm smoking a fuckton of weed, but that really has nothing to do with the date. That's just any normal day.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I always check my closets to make sure Hitler isn't hiding there after faking his death.

I wouldn't want him to pop out and ask why I didn't get him anything for his birthday. I have enough anxiety what with the current fascists trying to genocide trans women again that I don't need an old one pestering me about presents.

 

[lemonsucker200]

kys and stop smoking weed

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Giving everyone angel dust

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Make your choice, will you celebrate le funny wead day or will you celebrate der Geburtstag von Adolf Hitler?

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

I'm going to go to work to support my family, myself, my country, and my race just like Hitler would have wanted.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m working like a good little efficient German.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm going to smoke oregano.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Probably going to watch the new beavis and butthead since the last season was shockingly decent. In case that's disappointing i'm also going to watch something I know is pure kino, the cinematic 1935 classic from Leni Riefenstahl that's so lauded I don't even need to say the name.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Shooting mah gun in the air, to dab on them faggot kids who died in Columbine

 

[Lokenstien]

Shooting mah gun in the air, to dab on them faggot kids who died in Columbine

Thank god someone else thought of the children.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What would happen if you smoked literal weeds?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Showing off my best Sieg Heils which I practiced the whole year just for this day.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I didn't even know he was sick...

 

[Pedophobe]

Gonna watch the big Texas rocket go boom on YouTube. There's no way this thing will make it through stage separation.

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[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I always check my closets to make sure Hitler isn't hiding there after faking his death.

I wouldn't want him to pop out and ask why I didn't get him anything for his birthday. I have enough anxiety what with the current fascists trying to genocide trans women again that I don't need an old one pestering me about presents.

Huh. You're right.
One of my friends is planning on getting completely shitfaced (actually probably already is). I'll send this onto him, I'm sure he'll enjoy it if it manages to pierce the weed induced haze.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Didn’t you guys see the anti-Jewish hate commercial? Gosh, what would your dads think?

Man I miss smoking weed.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What would happen if you smoked literal weeds?

I could see dandelions being a pleasant weed to smoke. Every part of it is edible. That must mean every part of it is smokeable.

 

[Day Drinking]

Make your choice, will you celebrate le funny wead day or will you celebrate der Geburtstag von Adolf Hitler?
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Why not both?

Anyways, I already answered this somewhere else. But I'm getting that much closer to getting off work. And then I'll be free to smoke a doobie in Hitler's honor while gassing the kikes. It's what Jesus wants.

And I'm not one to deny Jesus.