How about this app idea:

[Pissmaster]

You put in your date of birth and every time someone with the same birthday dies somewhere in the world it lets you know and gives you links to their social media and obituary so you can dunk on them because you outlived them

 

[vomitusdeux]

Bonus if you can add hour and minute to find your exact twin and say you're the twin that survived and then you message the family and tell them to suck it.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't know man. Dunking on someone for outliving them seems like a low hanging fruit. It's one-sided and you can't exactly see a dead person seethe. If you did the same but with people that turned bald instead of dead or something like that it would be funnier. At least that's my take.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Would it track how many people I outlived? Would their be a leaderboard?

 

[Dysnomia]

Would it track how many people I outlived? Would their be a leaderboard?

God I hope so.

 

[draggs]

I don't know man. Dunking on someone for outliving them seems like a low hanging fruit. It's one-sided and you can't exactly see a dead person seethe. If you did the same but with people that turned bald instead of dead or something like that it would be funnier. At least that's my take.

It's dumb because they're dead, they don't know you're dunking on their dead ass

 

[Shig O'nella]

Not fond of the idea.

The people who would cheerfully use this app for it's intended purpose of celebrating outliving your birthtwins are mostly the same people who give us all the best "hold my beer" moments at the Darwin awards.

We don't want to discourage that noble service.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

And the app's name? DSP Simulator 3000

 

[Yaks]

Would it track how many people I outlived? Would their be a leaderboard?

Now normally I wouldn't consider becoming a serial killer, but to get on the leaderboard I might.

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't know man. Dunking on someone for outliving them seems like a low hanging fruit. It's one-sided and you can't exactly see a dead person seethe.

But they also can't defend themselves, and you have the ultimate upper hand to be smug towards their loved ones because they're dead and you're not.

If you did the same but with people that turned bald instead of dead or something like that it would be funnier. At least that's my take.

That's pretty good too