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I didn't expect you guys to chimp out so bad about those text messages.
NO U.I didn't expect you guys to chimp out so bad about those text messages. Man you lolcows are funny.
Your parents chimp out every time they have to talk to you.I didn't expect you guys to chimp out so bad about those text messages. Man you lolcows are funny.
You're awful with idioms.I didn't expect you guys to chimp out so bad about those text messages. Man you lolcows are funny.
You really do jerk it to my pictures. That's creepy as hell. Stop it.
Maybe you should post your own face instead of trying to steal @flossman's face (which is probably 3 points higher than yours)
Wouldn't be a proper love-shy without an unending attraction to @flossman, it's a requirement at this point.You really do jerk it to my pictures. That's creepy as hell. Stop it.
No, you have to remember the massive paragraph Dove wrote to declare me the ugliest person he's ever seen just before he stormed off the Farms for a bit. Knocked me off my high horse, I tell you what.Maybe you should post your own face instead of trying to steal @flossman's face (which is probably 3 points higher than yours)
You have spent a lot of time staring at my face. You need a new hobby.@flossman Well the thing is, you actually do have decent orbitals, and it looks like your chin has some forward growth to it. Your biggest problems are your wild asymmetry, nonexistent upper lip, bad teeth, bulgy nose with a drooping nasal tip, nonexistent mandible and ramus giving you a gonial angle of what looks to basically be 180 degrees, high set wispy curved eyebrows, balding, horrible skin, and most importantly your very recessed maxillae which is what is causing the deep nasolabial folds that you have at such a young age and overall dumpy midface area. Oh yeah, and your skull just looks tiny overall.
Still willing to bet money that he's gotten laid more than you.@flossman Well the thing is, you actually do have decent orbitals, and it looks like your chin has some forward growth to it. Your biggest problems are your wild asymmetry, nonexistent upper lip, bad teeth, bulgy nose with a drooping nasal tip, nonexistent mandible and ramus giving you a gonial angle of what looks to basically be 180 degrees, high set wispy curved eyebrows, balding, horrible skin, and most importantly your very recessed maxillae which is what is causing the deep nasolabial folds that you have at such a young age and overall dumpy midface area. Oh yeah, and your skull just looks tiny overall.
Still better than your skull though, hence why you don't post it@flossman Well the thing is, you actually do have decent orbitals, and it looks like your chin has some forward growth to it. Your biggest problems are your wild asymmetry, nonexistent upper lip, bad teeth, bulgy nose with a drooping nasal tip, nonexistent mandible and ramus giving you a gonial angle of what looks to basically be 180 degrees, high set wispy curved eyebrows, balding, horrible skin, and most importantly your very recessed maxillae which is what is causing the deep nasolabial folds that you have at such a young age and overall dumpy midface area. Oh yeah, and your skull just looks tiny overall.
But he still gets laid, while you don't.@flossman Well the thing is, you actually do have decent orbitals, and it looks like your chin has some forward growth to it. Your biggest problems are your wild asymmetry, nonexistent upper lip, bad teeth, bulgy nose with a drooping nasal tip, nonexistent mandible and ramus giving you a gonial angle of what looks to basically be 180 degrees, high set wispy curved eyebrows, balding, horrible skin, and most importantly your very recessed maxillae which is what is causing the deep nasolabial folds that you have at such a young age and overall dumpy midface area. Oh yeah, and your skull just looks tiny overall.
In before he calls me a virgin or a "book stacking cuck" again.Still willing to bet money that he's gotten laid more than you.
Admittedly, @hood CASH isn't exactly hard to beat when it comes to that. Chris has had more sex than him.Still willing to bet money that he's gotten laid more than you.
If it only takes you "a moment," I'd say you've spent a lot of time staring at guys for practice.@flossman Actually it only takes me a moment these days. I thought you would appreciate an unbiased analysis of your face. The good news is there's a lot of basic looksmaxing that you can engage in. Or just stay here with the rest of the lolcows, I really couldn't care less.
I am guessing that you spent all the time that your should have been studying accounting looking at pictures of male models and engaging in facial shaming@flossman Actually it only takes me a moment these days.