Honor roll/HS graduation

[93Aiwass]

Where the fuck would you buy a Pokemon tie?

Who knows? I've thought about wearing something like that to my 10 year high school reunion. That and the whole sex change thing will really screw with all those people from high school.

 

[Bugaboo]

Where the fuck would you buy a Pokemon tie?

Who knows? I've thought about wearing something like that to my 10 year high school reunion. That and the whole sex change thing will really screw with all those people from high school.

Do you just go to Sears and say "Yes, please direct me to your display of Pokemon ties."?

 

[93Aiwass]

Where the fuck would you buy a Pokemon tie?

Who knows? I've thought about wearing something like that to my 10 year high school reunion. That and the whole sex change thing will really screw with all those people from high school.

Do you just go to Sears and say "Yes, please direct me to your display of Pokemon ties."?

I dunno and to be quite honest, the only two Sears stores that I've seen lately are the one up in Longmont (which is always dead like the morgue) and the one down in Cherry Creek.

 

[Dig]

Where the fuck would you buy a Pokemon tie?

Who knows? I've thought about wearing something like that to my 10 year high school reunion. That and the whole sex change thing will really screw with all those people from high school.

Do you just go to Sears and say "Yes, please direct me to your display of Pokemon ties."?

It looks more like a Sonic tie to me. But I could be wrong.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

this is gonna sound weird but when it comes to old Chris pictures there's two things I can't stop staring at:
His glasses
His lips.

I still don't know why Bob & Barb didn't talk Chris out of those old man glasses. I mean, it was the late 90s, there was stylish glasses back then.

 

[93Aiwass]

this is gonna sound weird but when it comes to old Chris pictures there's two things I can't stop staring at:
His glasses
His lips.

I still don't know why Bob & Barb didn't talk Chris out of those old man glasses. I mean, it was the late 90s, there was stylish glasses back then.

I know, right? But then again, I wore cheap assed glasses until 2010 when I got my first pair of designer glasses.

 

[Holdek]

In this call (long-ass and boring, I wont search the time when this is mentioned, sorry) Bob himself says that he did NOT make the Honor Roll...

Maybe his high-school had some kind of fake honor roll to make special needs students feel good, and Borb just never told him the truth...

About his tantrum...

........

Get over it already GODDAMN

Yeah really. It's been over a decade. Stop crying you big baby! Act like a man!

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I'd bet $1000 that he has a Gameboy, Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow, and a Gamelink cable.

And I bet an additional $1K that he had Purell in there.

I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.

It's a clip-on too. He would have looked better just leaving it off. [cwc]Red Skelton[/cwc] probably rolled over in his grave.

 

[CatParty]

i guess his duck got bent from all the vidya he packed in the fanny pack banging around on his pecker.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I still don't know why Bob & Barb didn't talk Chris out of those old man glasses. I mean, it was the late 90s, there was stylish glasses back then.

I know, right? But then again, I wore cheap assed glasses until 2010 when I got my first pair of designer glasses.

Ehh... I can't fault Chris too much on this. Back when I wore glasses, my lenses were thick as fuck. Designer frames tended to be thinner, and if they got bent they couldn't hold in the lenses. Plus, I was wearing them every waking moment and the ugly glasses stand up to wear-and-tear better than stylish ones. So yeah, I can think of some practical reasons a teenager might want glasses like that.

Of course, my solution was to switch to contacts the second my doctor and parents would let me.

 

[Uzumaki]

I still don't know why Bob & Barb didn't talk Chris out of those old man glasses. I mean, it was the late 90s, there was stylish glasses back then.

If you get the free glasses with no co-pay on most health insurance plans they're old man glasses.

Nice looking glasses cost money, and DOES BOB LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF MONEY? Look it's either the nice glasses or dinner at McDonalds, your choice.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Nice looking glasses cost money, and DOES BOB LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF MONEY? Look it's either the nice glasses or dinner at McDonalds, your choice.

Either glasses, McD's, or lawyers he can trot out to sue for no adequately explored reason.

 

[Uzumaki]

Nice looking glasses cost money, and DOES BOB LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF MONEY? Look it's either the nice glasses or dinner at McDonalds, your choice.

Either glasses, McD's, or lawyers he can trot out to sue for no adequately explored reason.

Nice things cost money. If we want to be able to sue people we have to make certain sacrifices, such as wearing massive stainless steel glasses manufactured circa 1920.

 

[José Mourinho]

The hell is he wearing a bumbag/ fanny pack to his graduation for?!

Oh my God. I actually had that bumbag back then when I was young, like less than 10 years old.

I remembered that I put some Gameboy games there too, if I was not wrong.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'd wear the old man glasses. The thing is it would be ironically cause I'm cool like that. Also it'd only be for like a day. He did it until like 2010.

 

[Holdek]

I'd wear the old man glasses. The thing is it would be ironically cause I'm cool like that. Also it'd only be for like a day. He did it until like 2010.

Yeah, like couldn't he wear the black thick-framed nerd glasses that hipsters wear ironically? :ugeek:

 

[sparklemilhouse]

i guess his duck got bent from all the vidya he packed in the fanny pack banging around on his pecker.

That's a really good theory.

 

[pickleniggo]

i guess his duck got bent from all the vidya he packed in the fanny pack banging around on his pecker.

Dead.
What's in that thing? I bet Chris packed it to the brim with game boy cartridges and tiny bottles of hand sanitizer.

 

[CatParty]

The child's tie also makes his already massive torso look about fifty lbs heavier and his underdeveloped arms especially spindly.

 

[Saney]

The child's tie also makes his already massive torso look about fifty lbs heavier and his underdeveloped arms especially spindly.

Huh, so it does. Man, his body looks so weird.

 

[CatParty]

The child's tie also makes his already massive torso look about fifty lbs heavier and his underdeveloped arms especially spindly.

Huh, so it does. Man, his body looks so weird.

Especially next to a normal or even attractive person.