Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech

Predictions:
- Will be only a paragraph long.
- Will say Trump fought hard, maybe even congratulate him, but will not sound sincere and will not contain the words "America decided" or "America chose" or in any way acknowledge the voters.
- Will make a remark about continued public service that will be extremely awkward.
- Will definitely say something about continuing to fight for progressive laws.
- Will not mention Sanders at all.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Looked close to friggin dead at the convention. Quite the turnaround.

Surrendering to the fact the situation is now out of your hands can be a massive relief.

 

[Beaniebon]

Obama is about to speak

 

[millais]

I hope he's not an hour behind schedule like Clinton was. But we're still waiting

 

[Beaniebon]

Well, her voice cracked a few times, but she kept it together long enough to get off stage without crying. I feel cheated.

Well she probably was so upset she couldn't speak last night if that helps.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Well she probably was so upset she couldn't speak last night if that helps.

I figure she was too busy throwing things to give her speech.

 

[Big Nasty]

Me and a buddy was watching the live feed from when Podesta announced there wasn't going to be any speech. Right away, they cut to a reporter interviewing a dispirited hipster Clinton supporter. First words out of my buddys mouth: "That guy is 100% gay."

 

[Ineedahero]

Bill almost looks healthy/not lich-like, think they're sharing meds?

Hillary's not hogging all the virgin's blood anymore.

 

[AN/ALR56]

She is probably gonna have lollipops and cheese pizza afterwards

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She is probably gonna have lollipops and cheese pizza afterwards

Don't forget the chicken tendies for Bill; he's going to get extra because he only groped 2 of the women on Hillary's campaign team instead of the usual 10.

 

[millais]

Don't forget the chicken tendies for Bill; he's going to get extra because he only groped 2 of the women on Hillary's campaign team instead of the usual 10.

Bill was a good boy. He didn't even misbehave and make a funny meme face like that time he showed up to support Obeme

 

[polonium]

Lol Killery has to remind her supporters not to rampage and pillage because someone disagreed with them

 

[HG 400]

Lol Killery has to remind her supporters not to rampage and pillage because someone disagreed with them

It's not working.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ooooh look at that, Hillary is taking it like a champ! She got hit so fucking hard her cloaca fell out!

 

[polonium]

It's not working.

If the outside world could sink in they wouldn't be Hillary supporters

 

[CWCchange]

It's not working.

When's the last time a figure stopped rampage and pillage by pleading? It'll stop when the next big NBA match airs.

 

[IV 445]

I think everyone in the world should be happy there's not that much salt between public leaders. The most vulnerable a nation is is in power transitions.

America was attacked on it's soil in 1993 and 2001. My guess is that Donald Trump's domestic security skill will be tested very soon, if past is prologue.