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Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman was on cable television Friday night peddling conspiracy theories about extraterrestrial life forms, and nobody seems to have noticed.

In fairness, I didn’t really believe it until I saw it either. But there he was, John Podesta, speaking gravely over a foreboding soundtrack, lending his very earnest insights to “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel. ( Don’t tell Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa ).


Podesta has long been in avid pursuit of the truth about UFOs, memorably reassuring the public during Clinton’s 2016 campaign he’d “convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered.”

And so it came to be, this former White House chief of staff and counselor to the president sat before “Ancient Aliens” cameras and unloaded enigmatic observations like, “The government seems to be completely unaccountable to the American public,” and “I've had a number of members of Congress, members of the U.S. Senate say to me, ‘Keep going at this. I'm really interested in it, but I can't say anything about it.’"

Behold this surreal exchange, wherein Podesta very seriously reflects on the Clinton campaign’s pro-alien declassification platform.

NARRATOR: Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, is well-known for his interest in UFO and extraterrestrial encounters, and according to him, so is she.


PODESTA: Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review …

NARRATOR: Many believe that had Clinton won, there would have been a seismic shift from the government's long-held policy of secrecy concerning UFO investigations to a new policy of full disclosure.

PODESTA: The system of regulation that creates our secrecy system — what's top secret, what's confidential, these lower levels of classification — that's regulated and has been since the Truman administration by executive order of the president. The president sets forward the general rules of classification, and some presidents have been more forthcoming, wanted less secrecy, some have tightened the reins and wanted more secrecy. It makes a difference.

That provided an opening for another of the episode’s commentators to claim, “The CIA and the Pentagon, they were worried about Hillary Clinton, Secretary Clinton, all the statements she was making, winning the presidency, and going to the Pentagon and basically saying, ‘You are going to give me the information I need to disclose the extraterrestrial presence or I’m gonna fire every single one of you.’”

Which, in turn, set up another expert nicely to insist with dramatic flair: “John Podesta was trying to get ready to open up that we're not alone in the universe. All of that crashed when a different person became president of the United States.”


“November 8, 2016: Donald Trump was elected as America's next president,” the History Channel’s narrator intones. “There would be no disclosure of the secret UFO files.”

So, was Trump’s election really secured by scheming puppetmasters in Russia? Or were those strings perhaps pulled from a little further out of this world by aliens hoping to shield their species from exposure to our planet at this strange moment in time?
 
Didn't Bill Clinton already try to look into the whole UFO thing while president and didn't really get anywhere?
 
2016 was a race decided on the most important issue of our lifetime: should the US government release its files on Aliens, or the JFK assassination?
Oh, they did release more of the JFK files just a few days ago, actually. I can't remember where it was, but one of the documents in there was actually discussing a second gunman and a second gunshot wound, and I immediately dove for cover and closed out the entire web tab because holy shit the conspiracy people were going nuts over that.
 
All people who had the link have died mysteriously from blood loss.
Their blood loss wasn't mysterious. It was from the gunshot wounds in their suicides.

Yup. Two bullets in the back of the head. For a suicide. Totally legit guys.
 
I can't believe I'm doing Clinton a favor here, but I'm firmly in the camp this is bullshit.

Besides, you don't need to invent horrible stuff to make her look bad when the verified truth isn't much better.
 
While I believe Hillary is a power-hungry shrew, I don't really buy into the occult conspiracy stuff surrounding her. Sometimes the truth isn't as interesting as we want it to be.
 
I've heard of Q. Some tinfoil hatters/trolls on CDAN like to post about him in the comments. Wasn't Q that self absorbed omnipotent troll from Star Trek TNG that was obsessed with Picard?

Somewhere out there there's a virgin laughing hysterically in his mom's basement while banging on the ceiling with a broom handle because mom won't hurry up with those tendies. You can't troll morons on an empty stomach.
 
I've heard of Q. Some tinfoil hatters/trolls on CDAN like to post about him in the comments. Wasn't Q that self absorbed omnipotent troll from Star Trek TNG that was obsessed with Picard?

Somewhere out there there's a virgin laughing hysterically in his mom's basement while banging on the ceiling with a broom handle because mom won't hurry up with those tendies. You can't troll morons on an empty stomach.
Q is also a robot man in a trenchcoat in Street Fighter 3.
 
The QAnon conspiracy theory has been promoted by actor Roseanne Barr


Pretty funny BuzzFeed here you are talking about no evidence when the article you fucking link has nothing about her talking about qanon and is just people on Twitter wrongly assuming she is.

EDIT: Also this is the first time I have heard about this stuff so good going BuzzFeed you spread the conspiracy to more wierdos on the internet.
 
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Pretty funny BuzzFeed here you are talking about no evidence when the article you fucking link has nothing about her talking about qanon and is just people on Twitter wrongly assuming she is.

EDIT: Also this is the first time I have heard about this stuff so good going BuzzFeed you spread the conspiracy to more wierdos on the internet.

BuzzFeed doesn't actually care about Clinton, whether or not she did it or any evidence is existent means nothing to them. They don't care about throwing Roseanne under the bus either, nor do they actually care about the conspiracy theory being spread by their own call-out. They just care about the clicks.
 
The things we know about Hillary that are true makes the snuff film thing seem fairly plausible, though.
 
I love this shit it's always so funny and entertaining to watch, but I secretly hope it's real because it'd be even funnier.
 
Haha I can't stand the bitch either, but this is some dumb 15th century field peasant shit.

"I here tell the queen consorts wif a black cat 'neath her frock, that's the devil himself! Then she maketh a salve from the fat of unbabtised babies! Saw it wif me own eyes I did!"
 
I've heard of Q. Some tinfoil hatters/trolls on CDAN like to post about him in the comments. Wasn't Q that self absorbed omnipotent troll from Star Trek TNG that was obsessed with Picard?

Somewhere out there there's a virgin laughing hysterically in his mom's basement while banging on the ceiling with a broom handle because mom won't hurry up with those tendies. You can't troll morons on an empty stomach.
The qanon conspiracies now even have a wiki page about it. The whole point behind the conspiracies is that a tripfag on 4chan/8chan with a high level Q clearance is leaking out major info that the CIA niggers don't want anyone to see.

Look at the #qanon hashtag on Twitter, it's a comedy goldmine. I saw people saying that the southwest airlines engine blow out was a false flag for example. It's pizzagate 2.0.
 
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