Hey, you know what they keep down here in this cave?

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Man, they got the books and the records of the top 500 companies. They got the Defense Department budget down here. And they got the negatives for all your favorite movies. They got microfilm with tax return and newspaper stories. They got immigration records, census reports, and they got the accounts of all the wars and plane crashes and volcano eruptions and earthquakes and fires and floods and all the other disasters that interrupted the flow of things in the good ole U.S. of A. Now what does it matter, Sarah darling, all this filing and record keeping? Are we ever gonna give a shit? Are we even gonna get a chance to see it all? This is a Great Big Fourteen-mile TOMBSTONE!!!...with an epitaph on it that nobody gonna bother to read. Now, here you come. Here you come with a whole new set of charts and graphs and records. What you gonna do? Bury them down here with all the other relics of what... once... was?

Let me tell you what else. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what else. You ain't never gonna figure it out, just like they never figured out why the stars are where they're at. It ain't mankind's job to figure that stuff out. So what you're doing is a waste of time, Sarah. And time is all we got left, you know. Shame on you. There's plenty to do. Plenty to do, and so long as there's you and me and maybe some other people, we could start over, start fresh...get some babies...and teach 'em, Sarah. Teach 'em never to come over here and dig these records out.

You want to put some kind of...an explanation?...down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find: We've been punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at... what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He was still the bossman. Maybe He figured we was getting too big for our britches...trying to figure His shit out.
 
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If I was a billionaire I'd become a patron of Cats like how old rich guys would fund musicians or painters. Give him a house on the estate, all the meat and mead he wants, and Internet. Just let him do his thing.
 
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Last time I went in a cave I got shot at by a bunch of inbred Afghans. One of the best fucking days of my career. Never been able to pass up a cave since then.
 
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Cats said:
You want to put some kind of...an explanation?...down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find: We've been punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at... what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He was still the bossman. Maybe He figured we was getting too big for our britches...trying to figure His shit out.
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Personally I think he's a troll.}:P
 
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I re-read this this morning, a few days later when I didn't have Terry Alexander's jamaican accent in my head already, and it sounded weird (wrote it while watching the movie so it was fresh...not that I need to hear it to remember it I have seen the film 1023448345 times) so here's the scene so you don't read it in whatever voice you have attributed to me in your head
 
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