theyve been systematically getting rid of all the smoking areas, set up a camera in the only sheltered one, actively patrol around, etc.
last year towards the end we had to leave college property to smoke, down the hill and to "garages" which are just some garages opposite college. This would be fine if our college wasn't built on top of a fuck off great man made hill. It's knackering. So I stopped going there due to laziness, everyone followed except a couple.
Last week two guys I know we're caught down there, searched and given a cannabis warning. Poor sods.
Where I've been smoking is right in front of the college entrance
it started out on a bench about 50-60ft from the entrance, then people moved it to about 100 ft away.
We were sat out there today, about 4 of us rolling spliffs. Then Nathan goes "uh guys Debbie's coming". Me and Nathan immediately spring into stoner action and hide everyone's stuff, everyone else is like "wtf you doing it's only Debb-THATS NOT THE DEBBIE I THOUGHT YOU MEANT."
Debbie is the deputy head of a levels. Me and Nathan were the only ones in a levels so nobody else knew who she was but oh my god that was terrifying.
She comes down and is like "WHY DID YOU MOVE THE BENCH YOULL INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU MOVE THE BENCH NO DONT PUT THE BENCH BACK YOULL HURT YOURSELF" and walks off. We're all very confused but it was quite funny
She goes off inside, we all return to what we were doing. Someone sparks up. Russel thn starts walking towards us. We're like "shiiiiiit". Everyone acts cool again.
He stands there for 5 minutes in absolute silence. He just stands there. And we're all like "erm sorry about the bench?" And after a really awkward 5 mins he fucks off.
I found out afterwards that it was him and Debbie personally who moved the bench back to its original location so they could catch us moving it and have probable cause to search us. But that
genius scheme didn't work because we could see them coming and hide things.
I was talking to him and he was like "I HAVE SUSPICIONS. I HAVE NO EVIDENCE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU ALL DOWN. YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP WALKING WND IGNORE THE PEOPLE ON THE BENCHES BECAUSE YOURE BETTER THAN THEM AND YOU WE'RE GOING TO PROTECT YOU" and all this shit. The mind boggles sometimes
So now we're smoking under a tree on college grounds. There's no point them trying, there are enough little back alleys in the college for us to find. It's ex-council buildings and it's got a load of little walkways that lead to other buildings, and because we're in Cornwall, good fucking luck policing every little windy road.
I and it really doesn't help that the music techy is a huuge stoner and told us what cameras don't work
that way. But at least I have a new chair!
