Re: How Was Your Day?
I get Tuesdays off at college, they're "officially" study days, but everyone knows they're just a day off. However, occasionally people will come in on their day off to sort shit out, or cuz an examiners turned up or something. I did what I always do when I have a day off, I went to hang out with my friends and boyfriend. Everyone I know lives approximately 10 miles from me, being unable to drive properly I got a lift from my mum to the house where everyone was at the time. Basically put, the owner of the house is the only one with a proper house and he's very picky with who he'll let round; if he doesn't like you, you're never coming back to this house. If you're in uniform of any description, he's not letting you in. So we were all round there last night having a mashup, afterwards my boyfriend and I went back to his to crash. Awesome, it was fun. The morning is where shit gets fucking horrible.
I don't really want to go into huge detail about my sex life, so I'll just say that afterwards when I was cuddled up with my boyfriend and he was rolling a joint I realised that my phone was vibrating. It was my mum. I had 43 missed calls from my mum in the span of half an hour. After pulling myself together somewhat I answered the phone to hear my mum proper screaming down the phone at me: "OH YOU'RE SKIVING COLLEGE BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR TEACHERS JUST RANG ME BLAH BLAH BLAH I JUST TRIED TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE HOUSE I DROPPED YOU OFF AT AND THE GUY SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FACE..."
She went to the fucking house she dropped me off at. This guy's 28, he's not gonna put up with my mum's shit. Slammed the door in her face without saying anything about me, which would have been good if it was the police, or college, or anyone but my mum.
She continued "WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT BLAH BLAH BLAH MOAN MOAN. I USED THE "find my iPhone" APP TO TRACK YOU DOWN I'M OUTSIDE YOU BETTER FUCKING GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW."
Oh fuck.I'm still quite heavily under the influence of MDMA at this point. I'm still curled up post-coital brilliance. I fucking stink of weed and sex. I'm arse naked. And my mum is waiting for me outside.
I have never got dressed so fucking quickly. Nor have I ever smoked so quickly. In hindsight, it probably would have made more sense to pass up on the joint
In the car, I was trying to maintain the biggest poker-face ever, I was so fucked I was barely coherent. So more shouting - "blah blah you're so irresponsible, blah blah you suck, etc."
(She's too silly to realise I'm doing real bad shit, she's just moaning about college and how rude my friends are.) I basically zoned out, then started listening to some Guitar Pete* and chilled watching the world go by. When I got in to college, I ran to my teacher like "what am I supposed to be in for? Its my day off! Why the fuck did you ring my parents anyway?! I'm not fucking 5."
It was a revision session for those who are retaking the first sociology exam.
I am not retaking the first sociology exam. I got a B in the first sociology exam. She got me in that much shit because she just assumed I'm crap and failed the exam. I just said "I'm fucking angry with you" and walked out. I'm hoping I was intimidating enough for her to never appear again, fucking twat. Gutted I couldn't think of something more cool to say though.
Then I wandered home, only 2 miles from college, but it took me like 2 hours. No idea why it took so long but it was a really nice walk back.
*totally irrelevant but Guitar Pete is brilliant, look him up some time.