Hey guys, how has everyone been?

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The Hunter said:
Stratochu said:
the college-aged clerk saw my name (same as a Charles Ng/Leonard Lake victim) and started sperging about serial killers. Normally a cool thing for me, but I got the idea that this guy was a necrophiliac. :shock:
I wish I shared a name with someone. Doing a Google search on my name pulls up a shit load of guys with my exact name who were arrested usually for armed robberies.

At least I have the same first name as one of our presidents (one of my favorite ones too).
Googling my name, top 6 results are Lake/Ng. Then obits, LinkedIn, Google+, YouTube and Facebook profiles, a dentist and a real-estate agent.
 
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Apparently I run my own acupuncturist clinic.
 
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woke up feeling bluh but the weather was nice
got to go home early
shuffle saw fit to make me walk home to eddy grant's electric avenue, it was rad

overall a very nice day
 
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First day of college!
Did flying fuck all til lunch, then saw of the missing history teacher wandering around, who nobodys seen for 6 months. The college isn't very good at explaining why teachers aren't in, but we'd heard through rumour that someone complained. Now I fucking love this teacher cuz he was brilliant and like an old upperclass hippie if that makes sense, so I went on a mission to find out who and why approx 4 months ago. I found out then lost interest a week later, NOW HE'S BACK.

To be fair I could have handled it a bit better, mid sentence I just stopped and shouted very loudly "FUCK IS THAT JOHN?!" (for John is his name). Made him jump (he was like 50ft away in a room full of like 300 people) and then we had a gay little wave. Then after he saw the cover history teacher, he wandered over and had a little chat, then I went off to history (he's not teaching yet).

This is where I feel like a dick. I accidentally really offended the cover teacher we've had for six months by saying how much better John was, and he exploded at me saying that I'm gonna fail history and I never listen and all that jazz. Not really true, and he's never shouted before.

So know everyone thinks I've got a strange obsession with John and my other teacher (Tim if anyone cares :lol:) now hates me cuz he's insecure. Still a fun day though :D
 
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I've had a good day so far.

I had lunch and walked on the track at the park for two miles, which is only the second time I've walked in the park this year.

I have a test tomorrow, but I'm confident I know the material, I just need to study for the essay questions.
 
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Today I had a very interesting discussion with an odd guy in Trig class. I asked him if he knew if the next test had been announced, and all of a sudden, he goes on a tangent about how humanity is disgusting perverted. I than ask him what he would to improve society; he tells me that one day he will build a benevolent, all-knowing supercomputer that will run everything from the economy to public transportation. He also says that he will find a way to overcome death. At this point, I gently tell him that strong AI is not yet even a remote possibility right now, and he should be more concerned with passing trig than building a supercomputer. He then tells me I am everything wrong with humanity and storms off; my classmates and I LOL and let out a sigh of relief.
 
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What a freaking day.

I woke up early today, showered, and was out of the house at 7:30 sharp, which was good because I had a math test today. Two cats were hanging out on my driveway, and I was telling them to piss off because I had to back the car out. One left immediately, the other one was looking at me, terrified with one paw up, most likely thinking to themselves, "oh God, what's happening, what's he doing, oh God." It wouldn't get out of the way of my car while I was backing up, and it was trying my patience. When I thought it had moved, I continued backing up, and I felt the car begin to drag and rumble. I thought to myself, "okay, the car does lots of stupid things. Maybe the battery needs to be charged again." I drove for a few meters, and it didn't stop. It just kept getting more noticeable. I turned on the hazard lights and pulled over to the side of the road (because I'm a total old man like that), shut off the engine, and began to investigate. My tire on the front left side was completely flat. I was riding on the rim. Since I was a short distance away from my house, I decided it would be in my best interest to try to reschedule my test and get the tire fixed. Trying to turn that thing around was hell, but I managed to do it. I decided to not pull into the driveway because if I continued to turn on that wheel, the rim would probably get FUBAR. Thankfully, we had a spare in the trunk along with a jack and the proper tools for it. An hour later, I finish the job, and I call my dad to tell him about the tire. He said to pick him up from work and that we'd go get a replacement for it. When I lowered the car back onto the ground, however, I discovered the spare tire was out of air. Now I couldn't get the tire or at least make it to my 9:30 class. I had to wait for my mom to get out of work because she had an appointment at 10:15, and then my dad would take the car from there, pick me up, and we'd get the tire. So we take the tire in and the mechanic tells us that it wasn't some punks that slashed our tires or anything. Rather, the front left side of the car tore the thing open and annihilated the thing (something is protruding from the inside and slashed it). He said if we were going to put the new tire on the car to not put it wherever we got it from because it would inevitably get slashed, and the warranty would be void. So we picked up my mom from her appointment and all went out to eat where we discussed my job today. Instead of having to change one tire, I now had to change two of them, and that's no fun when the jack needs so much work to be operated successfully. Even worse, my dad parked it on the driveway before we took off, and I forgot I was working on an incline and almost got crushed. So now I spent God knows how long outside in triple digit weather changing two tires while I was sick. I think I earned myself a medal today. I went for a test drive and picked up a Snapple a few minutes ago. I'd say I earned it, especially since the tires didn't immediately fall off as soon as I took off (I did accidentally run over a brick I forgot I had placed behind one of the tires, though).

Oh, and I think all that work and sweating cured my stomach virus. Yay me.
 
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CompyRex said:
You killed a cat? :O
Oh, I forgot to expand on that part. As I was taking off, I saw the cat in my rear view mirror, still staring at me. Actually, when I brought the car back to the house, it was still there and ran off as soon as I opened the door.
 
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My real, non iphone Internet has been down since 3am. Very frustrating.
 
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Today in biology, we learned how babies are made. Actually, we just went over genes and how certain mutations are formed and how they affect the body, like how sometimes a woman produces two eggs and makes twins, or how certain disorders are caused by chromosomes separating improperly during meiosis. Fun stuff.
 
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I took the day off of work because I was out late at the Dead Milkmen concert near my place last night.
 
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My day's only halfway done. I got up at 4 because I had to be into work at 5 am. I had leftover lasagna for lunch and a beer. It's my turn to make dinner. I think I'll make something vegetarian.
 
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I get Tuesdays off at college, they're "officially" study days, but everyone knows they're just a day off. However, occasionally people will come in on their day off to sort shit out, or cuz an examiners turned up or something. I did what I always do when I have a day off, I went to hang out with my friends and boyfriend. Everyone I know lives approximately 10 miles from me, being unable to drive properly I got a lift from my mum to the house where everyone was at the time. Basically put, the owner of the house is the only one with a proper house and he's very picky with who he'll let round; if he doesn't like you, you're never coming back to this house. If you're in uniform of any description, he's not letting you in. So we were all round there last night having a mashup, afterwards my boyfriend and I went back to his to crash. Awesome, it was fun. The morning is where shit gets fucking horrible.

I don't really want to go into huge detail about my sex life, so I'll just say that afterwards when I was cuddled up with my boyfriend and he was rolling a joint I realised that my phone was vibrating. It was my mum. I had 43 missed calls from my mum in the span of half an hour. After pulling myself together somewhat I answered the phone to hear my mum proper screaming down the phone at me: "OH YOU'RE SKIVING COLLEGE BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR TEACHERS JUST RANG ME BLAH BLAH BLAH I JUST TRIED TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE HOUSE I DROPPED YOU OFF AT AND THE GUY SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FACE..." She went to the fucking house she dropped me off at. This guy's 28, he's not gonna put up with my mum's shit. Slammed the door in her face without saying anything about me, which would have been good if it was the police, or college, or anyone but my mum.
She continued "WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT BLAH BLAH BLAH MOAN MOAN. I USED THE "find my iPhone" APP TO TRACK YOU DOWN I'M OUTSIDE YOU BETTER FUCKING GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW."

Oh fuck.I'm still quite heavily under the influence of MDMA at this point. I'm still curled up post-coital brilliance. I fucking stink of weed and sex. I'm arse naked. And my mum is waiting for me outside.

I have never got dressed so fucking quickly. Nor have I ever smoked so quickly. In hindsight, it probably would have made more sense to pass up on the joint :lol:

In the car, I was trying to maintain the biggest poker-face ever, I was so fucked I was barely coherent. So more shouting - "blah blah you're so irresponsible, blah blah you suck, etc." (She's too silly to realise I'm doing real bad shit, she's just moaning about college and how rude my friends are.) I basically zoned out, then started listening to some Guitar Pete* and chilled watching the world go by. When I got in to college, I ran to my teacher like "what am I supposed to be in for? Its my day off! Why the fuck did you ring my parents anyway?! I'm not fucking 5."

It was a revision session for those who are retaking the first sociology exam. I am not retaking the first sociology exam. I got a B in the first sociology exam. She got me in that much shit because she just assumed I'm crap and failed the exam. I just said "I'm fucking angry with you" and walked out. I'm hoping I was intimidating enough for her to never appear again, fucking twat. Gutted I couldn't think of something more cool to say though.

Then I wandered home, only 2 miles from college, but it took me like 2 hours. No idea why it took so long but it was a really nice walk back.

*totally irrelevant but Guitar Pete is brilliant, look him up some time.
 
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Mostly dealing with the aftermath of Yanachu's birthday (wrapping paper everywhere) and her drinking binge (4 shots of Stroh 80 rum and a 24-ounce bottle of Ninkasi Total Domination IPA), she was sleeping on the living room floor from 11pm last night to noon today after puking all over me, falling down and breaking an end table, then putting her foot through the speaker on a guitar amp I had in the living room in her sleep.
 
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I was in Manhattan for a little bit today.
 
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ugh it's take your kid to work day aka leave them with the video people because "that's where they make tv on the cool computers"
 
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I've been sick for a while now :(
 
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