#HeterosexualPrideDay salt - Salty LGBTQWYXDA who can't take a joke.

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This is the gift that keeps on giving
 
Only in the [CURRENT YEAR] can a group of people who are lauded and protected by every first world government and major corporation be considered oppressed.
 
Tumblr explodes into a REEing cloud of spleen every time two people of the opposite sex give each other the time of day in one of their fandoms.

People scream and scream "muh representation," insisting that no media is worthy if it doesn't contain at least one gay coupling.

LGBTs go out of their way to pronounce every important person in history as some degree of queer; if they never married, it was because closeted; if they had a large family, it was because CLOSETED LIKE WHOA; and if it was a man on a permanent prowl tappin' all dat, he was OMG SUPER-CLOSETED TO INFINITY.

And there's an almost universal fetish for women to do the lez, or else it's "not hot" for all those men who want to watch.

I can't imagine why Vanilla Straights would feel we were somehow in need of feeling proud.
 
Positron said:
"Here's the deal: when Heterosexual people are persecuted for 1000s of years, they can get their pride day."
But they have been: since time immemorial heterosexual lovers have been persecuted for their differences in social class, race, religion, etc. The "star-crossed lovers" is one of the most popular tropes in myth and literature.
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I would like to add on that
It wasn't until centuries ago
People didn't marry for love they married for political and financial reasons.Its believed that love came after the wedding not before.
 
Robotron said:
Didn't Notch get into some Heterosexual pride day related drama as well?
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http://archive.is/FoYGk

He started another spergout on Neogaf before the moderators realized that having an ongoing outrage thread while claiming you're supressing threads about a former moderator arrested for child porn because you don't want outrage threads was a little obvious.
 
You'd think that gay people would be happy to find out that there are heterosexuals who are equally as narcissistic and hypersexualized as they are.
 
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