Hero journalist dramatically covers house fire, solves arson crime - LegoTugboat allegedly reporting live from this thread bitch.

A citizen journalist has gone viral after doggedly searching for the cause of a house fire in suburban Virginia.

Rhoda Young, frequently reminding her viewers that she is 'reporting live' from the scene, has her cameraman drive her to the site in the city of Norfolk on November 27.

'We on the scene of this b***h,' she says in her Facebook Live video. 'This is Rhoda Young reporting live...I'm a volunteer.'

Seriously, the whole video's hilarious, and it's more real than CNN.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris burned his house down again I see.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Chris has some badass neighbors.

 

[CIA Nigger]

My question is who the fuck drinks beer in the middle of the day.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

My question is who the fuck drinks beer in the middle of the day.

One exceptional enough to spectacularly fail at insurance scamming their house by sitting across the street from it with burns and soot on him, apparently.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

"Red, Blue And White Ribbon Beer"

"We have a fire right now, it is in active duty"

"The house is fully engorged in fire."

I don't know if her lack of knowledge of PBR means that she's uncultured or of the patrician class.

 

[Tookie]

My question is who the fuck drinks beer in the middle of the day.

Hipster arsonist fucks.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Glad to see she actually got shit done

 

[frozenrunner]

I almost lost it when I saw the Thanksgiving filter pop up.

 

[Ineedahero]

"Red, Blue And White Ribbon Beer"

"We have a fire right now, it is in active duty"

"The house is fully engorged in fire."

I don't know if her lack of knowledge of PBR means that she's uncultured or of the patrician class.

Allegedly.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What an idiot to just sit there and do nothing to obfuscate the fact he burned his own house down. Was he really expecting that much apathy from everyone involved? He was uncovered almost immediately by an Ebonics spewing hood rat who confuses the words "engorged" with "engulfed" and constantly misuses the word "allegedly" the same way people misuse the word "literally". Please tell me this a case of Florida Man.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Give Rhoda Young her Pulitzer

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I particularly like how she emphasizes the fact that she's "live on the scene" despite not broadcasting live at all.

 

[LM 697]

a new rival for the champion...

 

[Chaos Theorist]

a new rival for the champion...

Whats the word for people like Frankie? Anti-cow?

 

[The Valeyard]

I particularly like how she emphasizes the fact that she's "live on the scene" despite not broadcasting live at all.

She was broadcasting on Facebook Live.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article188764384.html

A woman in Norfolk, Va., saw a house on fire and immediately went into full TV journalist mode on Facebook Live, creating a video that has made her something of a sensation.

 

[jurassic bark]

I like her. If something happens in my neighborhood, I want someone like her there; she noticed something was off and asked questions even though everyone was obviously annoyed by her.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I'm liking this timeline! When do we start developing cartoon outlines?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I'm liking this timeline! When do we start developing cartoon outlines?

They are scheduled to be implemented after Speedlines.

 

[UptownRuckus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xuUkvE0H1Ig
A citizen journalist has gone viral after doggedly searching for the cause of a house fire in suburban Virginia.

Rhoda Young, frequently reminding her viewers that she is 'reporting live' from the scene, has her cameraman drive her to the site in the city of Norfolk on November 27.

'We on the scene of this b***h,' she says in her Facebook Live video. 'This is Rhoda Young reporting live...I'm a volunteer.'

Seriously, the whole video's hilarious, and it's more real than CNN.

Can this be classified as Real News?