Here’s An Idea

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You’re skipping down a road as jolly and gay as can be when suddenly you feel something hit the back of your head. You whip your head around and see a big, hairy Muslim smiling his yellow teeth. You look down next to him and see a paper airplane lying on the ground and realize this man just threw a paper airplane at you. What do you do in that moment?

 

[vomitusdeux]

I open the paper airplane, the paper airplane is a love letter. This stinky hairy muslim man just wrote me a love letter like he's in high school? I call him a retard and he beheads me in the street.

 

[Lathe]

Rip a page out of the Quran and wipe my ass with it.

 

[Coelacanth]

I would not be concerned for he isn't an actual Muslim. If he was the real deal the plane would've exploded when it came into contact with me.

 

[DumbDude43]

I open the paper airplane, the paper airplane is a letterbomb. This stinky hairy muslim man just wrote me a letterbomb like he's ted kaczynski? I call him a retard and we both die in the letterbomb explosion.

 

[draggs]

I start dancing with my frens right then and there

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i open the paper airplane, the paper has the word nigger written in large bold text. the stinky mulsim just called me a nigger like he's a kiwi farmer. we both laugh at how tiny ralph's penis is.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I brace myself for the second plane to hit, and curse the government for this inside job