Here's a scenario. What do you do?

[Pissmaster]

You DIE.

And then you wake up.

You look at your hands. They're your hands, alright, but they're... small. Moving them around feels weirdly constrained, like they really should be bigger, but they aren't. You look around, and you recognize what you see. Your parent/guardian comes in and wishes you a happy birthday. You're finally three whole years old! Wow! It's your special day!

Your consciousness, along with your memories, have been transplanted into your 3-year-old self, on your third birthday. Nothing else carries over, and even your muscle memory's questionable, considering you're used to being in an older body. Your memories from your old life remain, but feel like a dream. You get the inkling to write down as much as you can remember. You've got a loose knowledge of what happens in the world, and your life, for the next (your age when you died -3) years.

What do you write down? What do you tell people? Do you tell anyone anything? Who would even believe you? (don't powerlevel)

 

[Shidoen]

Probably grow up with the knowledge I now have so I have it better growing up.

 

[RACISM]

I make a mental note to remind Seth MacFarlane to get on that plane.

 

[Pee Cola]

I'd write "YWNBAW" in crayon on a random wall.

 

[rel=alternate]

No PL allowed, so short and simple :

Take care of your body and mind. Whatever this means to you. Also, buy bitcoins, sell at 50k (important).

I have nothing else to say to anybody.

 

[CoolFool]

I would freak out and be too scared to do anything that would alter my future. Like what if I messed up something that prevented my little siblings from being born? I can think of a lot of things I wish didn't happen when I was a kid, but there's also a lot of things that I wouldn't want to mess up.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Being a 3 year old with an adult brain would be epic. I would love to take advantage of my superior grown up intelligence, especially when I reach teenagehood where I can be free from teenage distractions.
Only problem is that I would have to deal with the tedium of being in school with stupid children who pick their nose and piss themselves.

What would I do if this happened to me? Take over the world of course.

 

[Grub]

My brain always hurts thinking of scenarios like this. There's a few things in life I'd like to change, some of them pretty terrible. But, on the other hand, changing those things would mean my life would have been totally different. Which means, the good things in my life would never have happened and would changing the bad things be worth losing the good things? Would the alternative actually have been better even if those terrible things didn't happen?

 

[Rogue AI]

Wait, how am I suppose to write anything down if I don't know how to read and write? Did someone spend the following three years trying to make me literate?

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Pills will be dispensed.

History may speak of me as the kid from a lot of "that happened" stories.

 

[Moths]

Going through school again is going to boring as shit

No PL allowed, so short and simple :

Take care of your body and mind. Whatever this means to you. Also, buy bitcoins, sell at 50k (important).

I have nothing else to say to anybody.

Set daily reminder to acquire as much bitcoin as possible

 

[Pissmaster]

Wait, how am I suppose to write anything down if I don't know how to read and write? Did someone spend the following three years trying to make me literate?

You retain your memories, thus you'll still know how to read and write as well as you can today. You just won't have the muscle memory, so you'll have baby handwriting. You're gonna be pretty much physically retarded for a while, more than most 3-year-olds, as you have to overwrite decades of being used to your original body and re-learn how to get around in your baby body again.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I write the winning lottery numbers, nigga. Don't need to worry about good grades, job, and shiet if you have muns.

Also warn people about 9/11, Columbine shooting, stock up for wuflu pandemic, and farm bitcoin early on.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I mean, I’d just enjoy it being the 90s again and my birthday, at 3 I’m pretty sure it’d be at Chuck E Cheese and all my dead family members would be there, and my parents would still be together so that’d be nice.

Honestly it’d probably be torture reliving my entire life, there really isn’t much that I’d be able to change. Plenty I’d like to change but not a lot I could.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Apart from the fading memories thing I've had daydreams like this since third grade. Like about going back to first grade and just wowing them with how good I can spell.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Considering my general negative disposition towards children I'd become the biggest and most effective bully that has ever existed.

 

[murph]

The first thing I would do is learn to use the toilet because I don't want people staring at me encouraging me to shit as loving (or unloving) parents would do.

It would be a bit much.

Also I'm small and weak so I wouldn't have big plans. I'd wait for opportunities to arise.

 

[Sprate Header]

Bitcoin, obviously. I'd also archive a lot of the shit I know will otherwise be lost. Other than that (without powerleveling), I'm not sure what I'd do - probably just lurk on all the sites that were cool back in the day that I missed.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I would show 90s people my crayon-drawn masterpieces of a neovagina and mostly peaceful protests™ and tell em they are able to prevent this if they follow my instructions.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Put more effort into finding what I'm truly interested in or learning useful skills. If I could manage, maybe even try and combat some very flawed characteristics I have/developed.

I would also try to spend more time with those who aren't with us anymore and invest in Bitcoin.