Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

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God I hate the fact I'm not face fucking that magma bitch until my cock burns off.
Dude. We're willing to share.

Ay, yo, @Cancer ♥ have you washed the magma costume from last week's outing at the Castro? Did you get the HPV steaming special like Ethan said?
 
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did you finish the Krista thread yet? you said you would have it out two days ago
He's working on it! Current look at the DM chain where he and others are writing it.
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This strikes me as a homosexual operation.
>starts a "we need to oust this forum user" thread on a day 1 account
>thinks he's fooling anyone with his gay "I'm just concerned for his well-being you guys" shtick
>KNOWS going by his arguments, that pornsickness is not liked here
>uses an orange goonified slime monster for an avatar anyway

I have to infer that this is the least degenerate image OP could find on his hard drive and every single other image he had was worse.
Clearly Welper has kicked some offsite hornet's nest and now some asshurt tranny is looking to incite a crusade against a local user.

>fast forward
>accuses Welper of being a chubby cheeked ginger
>Welper posts a photo of Fugma, aka Daniel on page 21, turns out he's a chubby cheeked ginger himself

Who'da thunk it. It was all projection from the start, wasn't it?
 
holy shit this is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen for both of them.
"Are you gay?"
"No. Are you gay?"

Then zxhey buttfucked in zxheir magic underwear for half an hour GRIDSfully ever after.
 
I laughed at "brother in Native American Christ," and the implication that being a Mormon is both gay & a crime. Every time we speak it into existence, we shift the Overton Gay Mormon window just a little further right. When Jesus resurrected he didn't just skip continents and teach chugs about God, or we'd have seen log cabin churches when we got here. Instead the red man just kept scalping each other while collecting eagle feathers & hittin' Mother Tobacco Leaf.

Mormonism is a rigged zero-sum pussy patrol with bad fashion sense and even worse lore than Islam. Seems easy to distance yourself from and never be accussed of losing at it. Imagine admitting to anyone that you're at the bottom of a pyramid scheme and that you didn't steal ten other dudes wives with your hedge fund access, because that all any Mormon would ever have to brag about other than their white skin.

What was I even mad about? I came in here from a sponsored banner post and everything became hazy.
 
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