Help me free Bargain Bin Laden?

[SandyCat]

Rhetorical question, of course we're freeing him from the poo poo pee pee rape dungeon Null unjustifiably put him in

We need a team. An A B C D E F team. We need kiwis who can fill these roles:
Tech guy
Stretchy Asian man
Funny token black man
The guy who has one job but fucks it up somehow
The double agent
The pizza delivery guy
A woman who's only here to not make it seem gay
The fall guy
The get away driver
Someone with a power washer to clean up all the shit
The severely autistic mastermind

Not sure where we're going to find an attractive woman on this site but the rest of the roles I'm sure we could fill

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Can I be Howlin Mad Murdock? I'll crash the helicopter

 

[KittyGremlin]

The get away driver

Dibs.

 

[SandyCat]

Can I be Howlin Mad Murdock? I'll crash the helicopter

Sure but you have to bring or steal your own helicopter. My mom said a helicopter is out of the budget but she said I can borrow her 2004 Honda Accord

 

[Waifu Days]

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Sure but you have to bring or steal your own helicopter. My mom said a helicopter is out of the budget but she said I can borrow her 2004 Honda Accord

Already stole one before you ok'd it. Also stole Air Force One, and the Mexican Presidential Plane: Air Force Juan.

 

[eatler]

Im Italian, is that black enough for you?

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm a woman, allegedly

 

[Lokenstien]

The guy who has one job but fucks it up somehow

I promise that despite my only job being "stand in the corner and cheer you on" I will somehow cause the entire homebase to burst into flames while confessing to crimes I didn't commit to a bewildered mailman.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Golden Jew.mp3

You got the origin of that?

 

[SandyCat]

I'm a woman, allegedly

Do you pass as a woman at a drunken glance? If so you're in

 

[Shidoen]

Someone with a power washer to clean up all the shit

Since get away driver is taken, I am plenty resourceful when it comes to cleaning.

 

[eatler]

Since get away driver is taken, I am plenty resourceful when it comes to cleaning.

great stop by my house later and do my dishes, thanks. maybe give me a BJ too?

 

[Shidoen]

great stop by my house later and do my dishes, thanks. maybe give me a BJ too?

Sorry but you're going to have to do your own cleaning for that.

 

[eatler]

Sorry but you're going to have to do your own cleaning for that.

but you didnt say no to the other request

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Bargain Bin Laden can only be freed by paying his bail of 1 BTC to our dear leader

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

You need a French bloke who can breakdance across a laser grid.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Funny token black man

I nominate @SandyCat !

 

[Jason Wynn]

Quid pro Quo, agent SandyCat. I’ll help you free Bargain Bin Laden, but only on this: I tell you things, you tell me things. Quid pro Quo, yes or no?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Quid pro Quo, agent SandyCat. I’ll help you free Bargain Bin Laden, but only on this: I tell you things, you tell me things. Quid pro Quo, yes or no?

Take this thing back to Baltimore.

Spoiler

Where all the niggers live.