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- Apr 12, 2018
If you've been on the internet for the past couple of years, you know about the existence of a website known as Tumblr, and with it? All of the disgusting, wretched, retardation that comes along for the ride! If you're a long-running user, you've already (probably) been experiencing most symptoms nearly every user has. These symptoms include:
- An obsession with one, two or several communities centered around specific media. (Ie. Homestuck, Steven Universe, Undertale, etc.)
- An extremely high ego.
- A pride icon.
- A kin or DNI list. I put these in the same category because they're both lists in their own right that show how much of a fucking faggot you are.
- Over-usage of specific 'buzz words' like 'problematic', 'privilege', 'neurotypical', you get the jist.
- Pronouns in bio. This one's an obvious red flag.
And more!
If you yourself have one or more of these symptoms (especially the latter parts listed), you have a fairly high chance of becoming a 'Tumblrite'! Tumblrites have little to no self awareness and always remain in their hugboxes, constantly looking for praise and validation even though they have done nothing to deserve it. When ten or more Tumblrites latch onto a specific piece of media, they will drain it of all that made it good in the first place and go somewhere else for nutrition while calling the media they parasitically attached to 'problematic' or 'triggering'.
So with this guide that me (and possibly several other Farmers) made, even you can stop the infection and save yourself from a life of being a fat tranny!
I'll start off with an easy one:
Step 1. Ego
Ego:
a person's sense of self-esteem or self-importance.
We all know about ego, right? It's essentially how we feel about ourselves every day! You may think that you're a virgin lowlife while someone else thinks they're literally God. One step to keeping yourself from becoming a Tumblrite is to make sure that your ego is in check! It's okay to feel good about yourself, it's okay to love yourself, but you shouldn't let it overtake you. You are you, not some king or something like that. If you manage to stay far away from having a cult centered around you and your depiction of Midoriya Izuku except he's a black trans woman, then you're on the path to a good social life!
Step 2. The CalArts Style
We've all made fun of this specific style in the past, everyone knows it. One of the main generators of the style being that of Steven Universe, created by Rebecca Sugar. The style can come in few varieties, but the main key factors are little to no sharp edges, focus on social justice and the 'beanmouth'. If you show any signs of the CalArts style, make sure to change it up IMMEDIATELY.
This is what I have for the guide so far, I hope you all like it!
- An obsession with one, two or several communities centered around specific media. (Ie. Homestuck, Steven Universe, Undertale, etc.)
- An extremely high ego.
- A pride icon.
- A kin or DNI list. I put these in the same category because they're both lists in their own right that show how much of a fucking faggot you are.
- Over-usage of specific 'buzz words' like 'problematic', 'privilege', 'neurotypical', you get the jist.
- Pronouns in bio. This one's an obvious red flag.
And more!
If you yourself have one or more of these symptoms (especially the latter parts listed), you have a fairly high chance of becoming a 'Tumblrite'! Tumblrites have little to no self awareness and always remain in their hugboxes, constantly looking for praise and validation even though they have done nothing to deserve it. When ten or more Tumblrites latch onto a specific piece of media, they will drain it of all that made it good in the first place and go somewhere else for nutrition while calling the media they parasitically attached to 'problematic' or 'triggering'.
So with this guide that me (and possibly several other Farmers) made, even you can stop the infection and save yourself from a life of being a fat tranny!
I'll start off with an easy one:
Step 1. Ego
Ego:
a person's sense of self-esteem or self-importance.
We all know about ego, right? It's essentially how we feel about ourselves every day! You may think that you're a virgin lowlife while someone else thinks they're literally God. One step to keeping yourself from becoming a Tumblrite is to make sure that your ego is in check! It's okay to feel good about yourself, it's okay to love yourself, but you shouldn't let it overtake you. You are you, not some king or something like that. If you manage to stay far away from having a cult centered around you and your depiction of Midoriya Izuku except he's a black trans woman, then you're on the path to a good social life!
Step 2. The CalArts Style
We've all made fun of this specific style in the past, everyone knows it. One of the main generators of the style being that of Steven Universe, created by Rebecca Sugar. The style can come in few varieties, but the main key factors are little to no sharp edges, focus on social justice and the 'beanmouth'. If you show any signs of the CalArts style, make sure to change it up IMMEDIATELY.
This is what I have for the guide so far, I hope you all like it!
