Helldivers 2 - Hell is more diverse than ever as PlayStation's demographics continue to grow and change.

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great FUCKING update SWIGGERS. I will not play this while being forced to geriatricly input stratagems because doing it too fast makes them NOT FUCKING WORK. Enjoy losing Super Earth not because of anything Joel did but because you CANNOT RELEASE PATCHES ONE AND A HALF YEARS AFTER RELEASE WITHOUT MAJOR BUGS
 
great FUCKING update SWIGGERS. I will not play this while being forced to geriatricly input stratagems because doing it too fast makes them NOT FUCKING WORK. Enjoy losing Super Earth not because of anything Joel did but because you CANNOT RELEASE PATCHES ONE AND A HALF YEARS AFTER RELEASE WITHOUT MAJOR BUGS
Skeleton crew, pls understand
 
Why are so many chinese people playing helldivers? I mean I'm not really complaining. It could be much, much worse. At least they're not niggers with open mics they put next to a jet engine, jeets with open mics next to a scam call center, arabs with open mics with some horrendous sand nigger rap nobody can understand or the worst of the worst, brazilians.
 
Dudes I'm gonna be real, I was sick of the Illuminate months ago. So sick I stopped playing. Came back to help Super Earth and I'm once again sick of fighting Illuminate.

I know shitting on Bugdivers is the morally acceptable thing, but man I can't fault anyone having fun at this point.
 
What is the stratagem bug? I've played a bit yesterday and didn't really notice anything and being a M+K player.

I also remapped the inputs to actual arrow keys so I can still move and drop stratagems.

Also got to hand it to the Chinese holding super China for as long as they did.
 
At this point I'd prefer if Arrowhead started focusing on adding new stuff piecemeal in the superstore. It feels like they are ripping out their hair to create interesting Warbonds that are worth a damn. The first warbond gave you three new armors and 4-5 new weapons that felt interesting and useful to use. This one just has two new armors (third one you have to buy in the superstore) and two new weapons that feels like the Devs slapped together in a day.

I think they should open it up for fan submissions. Planetside 2 had some pretty cool armors and cosmetics that were fan made.
I've already said this before (as though AH staff would dare read anything on here), but I think a cryo warbond could be easily done and would kick ass.
Just imagine it. Cryo grenades that freeze enemies on impact, an orbital strat that fires huge cannisters of liquid nitrogen that freeze and shatter enemies with an AoE, hellpod optimization to freeze enemies near drop, maybe a secondary that fires liquid nitrogen and freezes enemies (like an inverse of the flamethrower pistol) and some armor sets that allow faster movement in snow environments and no frost damage etc - it would be a full warbond that would have good utility against all enemy types. Imagine the fun of freezing a charger with a well timed orbital nitrogen shot or whipping out a freeze pistol to freeze a predator strain stalker as it lunges. Could even set it so the freeze effect has less time/effect the larger the target but maybe it slows the charger/titan/fleshmob/hulk down enough to regroup. Chaff just shatters.

AH hire me you swiggers I'll fix your game
 
Why are so many chinese people playing helldivers? I mean I'm not really complaining. It could be much, much worse. At least they're not niggers with open mics they put next to a jet engine, jeets with open mics next to a scam call center, arabs with open mics with some horrendous sand nigger rap nobody can understand or the worst of the worst, brazilians.
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Never start a land war in Super Asia. And put this Helldiver Armor up on Temu damn it!


I'm normally indifferent to SEA-Chan but after having most of my deaths being sniped out of no where by the Leviathan I get it.

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Never start a land war in Super Asia.

I'm normally indifferent to SEA-Chan but after having most of my deaths being sniped out of no where by the Leviathan I get it.

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I mostly find the simping for the generic soldiers beyond cringey, but I did chuckle at this one.
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Despite being absolutely dead inside, and watching our homeworld getting rocked, I'm still all on board to protect the little blue fuckers. They have that same lovable useless retard energy as the Halo marines, I can't help it.

I had a match today where I ran off to do some side objective, and the rest of the squad somehow killed enough SEAF units that we literally didn't get any of the requisition slip bonuses. I was about ten seconds from going full Truth Enforcers, and reminding them that enemies of Super Earth are entitled to a swift and merciful execution. To be fair though, they were getting the shit kicked out of them so bad, that it honestly may have just been profound incompetence.
 
All the Chinese hack in some way, I am almost certain of this statement to its literal extreme.
That being said, I just left a round with a thousand more SC than I started so GLORY TO SUPER CHINA
 
They have that same lovable useless retard energy as the Halo marines
I would be inclined to agree with you if the SEAFs were nigh unkillable chads with the superhuman ability to regenerate flesh and infinite ammo for anti-tank weapons to indiscriminately blast at anything vaguely inhuman. They don't even get into the car with you and say funny shit when you flip over, or use flipped vehicles as cover in a firefight like marines do. Or sneak up on unaware enemies. Or use cover at all really. Considering all of these behaviors (and many more, like working together to flip heavy vehicles they were occupying back upright) were in Halo 2, a game from 2004, it is a little disappointing to see them so under baked, even if they aren't supposed to be much more than set dressing. At least they do a better job of being set dressing than the citizens who just pick some random location somewhere- danger be damned- and beeline to it even if it means charging headfirst into voteless hordes and bright glowing minefields. There should have been some side objective to gather civilians you find and lead them to a evac bunker in these city missions. SEAF guys follow you, why can't civilians?
and the rest of the squad somehow killed enough SEAF units that we literally didn't get any of the requisition slip bonuses.
TSD. I usually flip and just start killing every one I find when they shoot me in the back of the head too. I know that dying is part of Helldivers, but as a mechanic they're outright detrimental to be around. They seem to be much more adept at shooting you than they are at shooting enemies. And that's not even counting the grenades. I know they're probably pulling from Playstation players, but generally speaking PC players actually have some team awareness and you can usually safely cross other players' firing lines since they're actually paying attention to what's happening around them instead of mashing random buttons until pretty colors appear on screen. Jesus I hope those Hellbots they plan to add later on have half-decent AI.
 
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