Heaven's final test

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You approach the pearly gates,and you are stopped by Saint Peter. He says "in order to enter the kingdom of Heaven, my son, you must cummith into mine asshole."
You turn around, all of your deceased relatives are standing there watching you.
What do you do?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Forget about my dead relatives, is Jesus watching?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Obviously refuse.
The test is clearly to figure out if I'm a faggot.

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

First thing I do is snap that faggots neck. Then I open the gates of heaven, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, his terrible grammar indicates that he’s an imposter, so I’d refuse.

 

[dick brain]

If I'm approaching the gates of heaven and I turn around and see all my deceased relatives that means all my deceased relatives are standing outside the gates of heaven which implies that they refused the same gay offer so I'd just hang out with my dead relatives outside the gates of heaven forever.

 

[stares at error messages]

That's a trick. You're really in Hell.