Healstream 2.0 - null x ralph x metokur x godwinson x ppp

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Insanely Retarded said:
Holy shit how are people so gullible? I've seen so many posts saying "Ralph was definitely sober this time". If you believe that I guess you also believe his "I only drank a few beers after being served, I've been sober the whole time" and believe that Ralph hallucinating Andrew Tate's ghost was just because he was tired.
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Ralphs an alcoholic. Not black out drunk doesn't mean sober.
He was "soberer" at the point Ralph is at he could drink all day and still be coherent and then one single shot could put him over the edge into slobbering mess.
My Uncle went years being able to drink all day and you couldn't tell, then one day a single beer had him in a mess.
That's when you know the livers finally giving out.
 
Ralph is our forever clown. I trust him to keep the yuks coming.
 
Ralph has this intrinsic aryan virility. He radiates saiyan energy. Regardless of whether you're on his side or against him the entire sector orbits him.
 
smh at the people itt who don't think Ralph is a sober king who should take a motorcycle trip across Europe to meet with his new bff Johm Potter.
 
Vanquished Phoenix said:
smh at the people itt who don't think Ralph is a sober king who should take a motorcycle trip across Europe to meet with his new bff Johm Potter.
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Coincidentally happening at the exact same time Chantal, Skinny Queen, goes on a beeze across Europe to meet her one true love, Josh Moon.
 
Um... said:
I don’t get all this ‘redemption arc!’ and ‘team Ralph!!’ shit. He takes some shots at Fuentes, posts a few doxes and does a stream where he’s coherent for a change and suddenly you all love this walking carbuncle?

Make it make sense..
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Because its funny and sets up a new arc of him burning it all down
 
Jesu Christo I get the sentiment of not liking a "Ralpha Redemption Arc" but why the fuck are you guys trying so hard not let anyone laugh at the thought?

Everyone posting against it is both perplexed why anyone would want a redemption arc and also saying it wont last long and Ralph will ruin it anyway so why even care?

If Ralph is just going to gunt it up in short order you can just tell these people to cope and sneed if you really think they now see Ralph as a saint and aren't just having a laugh.

I don't get it? If it's bound to fail why the fuck spend pages and pages railing against a redemption arc? It's like you are protesting a rocket you know has a fuel leak going "We can't let this motherfucker reach space1". It's going to blow up on the lauchpad anyway dude just get far enough away and watch the fireworks.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Ralph does one based thing and we're suddenly supposed to forget several years of non stop chimp outs?

To quote Ralph, fuck yourself cancer patient nigger.
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Oh no I'm not gonna forget. However I don't take Ralph seriously enough to get mad or hate him so if he wants to pull himself out of the gutter and start this new chapter then I support it as long as it's entertaining. Besides, I was starting to get bored of the drunken xannax Ralph. At least sober Ralph can be retarded and have the energy to make that retardation funnier than some zonked out fat guy slowly dying on a squeaky computer chair.
 
Spergichu said:
It seems the Magi-Chan/Sonichu demon needs physical contact to swap hosts. Unless Ralph was physically with Nick sometime this weekend, it's doubtful.
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I don't think so. The officers were much closer to Chris and they were putting him in handcuffs so there was physical contact. Ralph was filming from a distance.
Demon either jumps to the most popular individual around (in this case it's Nick, judging by Cozy's pathetic numbers) or the most deplorable one (in this case it's probably also Nick).
 
Diamond Homonculus said:
Jesu Christo I get the sentiment of not liking a "Ralpha Redemption Arc" but why the fuck are you guys trying so hard not let anyone laugh at the thought?

Everyone posting against it is both perplexed why anyone would want a redemption arc and also saying it wont last long and Ralph will ruin it anyway so why even care?

If Ralph is just going to gunt it up in short order you can just tell these people to cope and sneed if you really think they now see Ralph as a saint and aren't just having a laugh.

I don't get it? If it's bound to fail why the fuck spend pages and pages railing against a redemption arc? It's like you are protesting a rocket you know has a fuel leak going "We can't let this motherfucker reach space1". It's going to blow up on the lauchpad anyway dude just get far enough away and watch the fireworks.
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Yeah, I don't care if he's "redeemed" or not but him going on an anti-catboy jihad is a lot more entertaining than him being comatose on xanax all day every day in his Mexican crack shack while nigger music plays in the background for 6 hours at a time.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Disagree. Did you even listen to the Ralph vs Jim Jarbo stream? Ralph living and dying by the internet is what makes him especially hilarious. It’s deadly serious to him. He openly cried and admitted it is his whole life and all the matters to him to Jim. He is worried and totally obsessed by what people online say or think about him 24:7.
All his anger and rage this weekend was because Nick wasn’t being nice with him and the AF crowd gave him the cold shoulder IRL. He was so upset because Nick wasn’t treating him like a friend. Period. Gay psycho Catboi pedo shit was fine, but not making Gunt feel unwanted.

He was on a high last night because he was getting gassed up by alogs that have trolled him for years calling him king. He at that shit up, he doesn’t think it is insincere.

Ralph has no life outside the internet. He sits in a room alone all day. He attempted to create something outside of the internet with Faith, then Pantsu and you can see how well that panned out.

Most guys online don’t take it very seriously, they do have lives offline. They are happy to turn on a dime if it’s good for their content, but that’s not Ralph. Ralph kissed Josh’s ass last night because he destroyed the last little e-clique he had and will now do anything necessary to build a new one.
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this man was crowned by God not by the church for his powers divine all hail the Glorious leader King of the internet
Joshua Conner Moon

now beg for forgiveness from the emperor
No one will ever defeat kiwi farms and our glorious thousand year internet autistic Reich
 

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TV's Adam West said:
Ralph does one based thing and we're suddenly supposed to forget several years of non stop chimp outs?
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We're not here to pass moral judgement or forgive the man's sins. We're here to laugh and enjoy the show. Part of the fun is casually backing a horse and then changing bets at the drop of a hat. Just ride the tiger, buddy.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
I don't think so. The officers were much closer to Chris and they were putting him in handcuffs so there was physical contact. Ralph was filming from a distance.
Demon either jumps to the most popular individual around (in this case it's Nick, judging by Cozy's pathetic numbers) or the most deplorable one (in this case it's probably also Nick).
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Its a lolcow Demon. Its not interested in Normies like those cops, the host has to already be a cow in their own rights for their defenses to be weak enough for the Sonichu Demon to get hold.
 
Fivehead said:
We're not here to pass moral judgement or forgive the man's sins. We're here to laugh and enjoy the show. Part of the fun is casually backing a horse and then changing bets at the drop of a hat. Just ride the tiger, buddy.
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People sometimes get way to invested in lolcow drama. Sometimes you gotta step back and realize "oh yeah, this is just some stupid goofy fuck on internet getting mad about shit that doesn't matter" and laugh. No point getting this worked up about Ralph.
 
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