Healstream 2.0 - null x ralph x metokur x godwinson x ppp

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Bepis said:
Only caught the first 20 minutes or so after he brought Null on but it was weird seeing Ralph behave so civilly to someone he hates. Didn't know he had it in him.
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Ralph doesn't really hate or like anyone. What you have to understand is the to Ralph people are just a means to an end, that being money and clout. He also only cares about the current drama. There's a lot of guys in this sektur like that, that's why so many are ready to break bread with people they've spent years beefing with. Jim's the same so is Gaytor, Godwinson, PPP, Andy, Nick, the other Nick, really most of are like that to on degree or another. Even our dear leader Josh isn't above making peace with assholes to get something.
 
Love to see the lads so in to politics.

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Fools Idol said:
Ralph doesn't really hate or like anyone. What you have to understand is the to Ralph people are just a means to an end, that being money and clout. He also only cares about the current drama. There's a lot of guys in this sektur like that, that's why so many are ready to break bread with people they've spent years beefing with. Jim's the same so is Gaytor, Godwinson, PPP, Andy, Nick, the other Nick, really most of are like that to on degree or another. Even our dear leader Josh isn't above making peace with assholes to get something.
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Ralph does care, he cares a lot, in fact, that is really all that gives meaning to his life, he literally had 2 children just to spite Josh Moon's broke dick, that's how much he cares.

He literally keeps a mental tally of all the grudges he holds against anyone he ever comes in contact with, like an IRL version of a dwarf.

He is also a snake and has no problems being disingenuous if he thinks he can get something out of it, that's why so many of his interactions are suicide baiting.
 
Ralph was pretty funny last night, not going to lie on that one. But between his need to wash his own balls and his complete inability to recognize his obligations to his own children I don't see redemption any time soon. But I do see another massive corn harvest in the near future.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Many people here don’t seem to get the difference between white trash and a good old boy, because the accent and behavior can seem similar at times. Don’t mix the two up, they are very different animals
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I may be completely remembering wrong but I thought Jesse Custer summed it up with, “The kind of guy who would crawl through a perfectly good whore house for a fat boy’s ass”.
 
Fools Idol said:
Ralph doesn't really hate or like anyone. What you have to understand is the to Ralph people are just a means to an end, that being money and clout. He also only cares about the current drama. There's a lot of guys in this sektur like that, that's why so many are ready to break bread with people they've spent years beefing with. Jim's the same so is Gaytor, Godwinson, PPP, Andy, Nick, the other Nick, really most of are like that to on degree or another. Even our dear leader Josh isn't above making peace with assholes to get something.
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Disagree. Did you even listen to the Ralph vs Jim Jarbo stream? Ralph living and dying by the internet is what makes him especially hilarious. It’s deadly serious to him. He openly cried and admitted it is his whole life and all the matters to him to Jim. He is worried and totally obsessed by what people online say or think about him 24:7.
All his anger and rage this weekend was because Nick wasn’t being nice with him and the AF crowd gave him the cold shoulder IRL. He was so upset because Nick wasn’t treating him like a friend. Period. Gay psycho Catboi pedo shit was fine, but not making Gunt feel unwanted.

He was on a high last night because he was getting gassed up by alogs that have trolled him for years calling him king. He at that shit up, he doesn’t think it is insincere.

Ralph has no life outside the internet. He sits in a room alone all day. He attempted to create something outside of the internet with Faith, then Pantsu and you can see how well that panned out.

Most guys online don’t take it very seriously, they do have lives offline. They are happy to turn on a dime if it’s good for their content, but that’s not Ralph. Ralph kissed Josh’s ass last night because he destroyed the last little e-clique he had and will now do anything necessary to build a new one.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Disagree. Did you even listen to the Ralph vs Jim Jarbo stream? Ralph living and dying by the internet is what makes him especially hilarious. It’s deadly serious to him. He openly cried and admitted it is his whole life and all the matters to him to Jim. He is worried and totally obsessed by what people online say or think about him 24:7.
All his anger and rage this weekend was because Nick wasn’t being nice with him and the AF crowd gave him the cold shoulder IRL. He was so upset because Nick wasn’t treating him like a friend. Period. Gay psycho Catboi pedo shit was fine, but not making Gunt feel unwanted.

He was on a high last night because he was getting gassed up by alogs that have trolled him for years calling him king. He at that shit up, he doesn’t think it is insincere.

Ralph has no life outside the internet. He sits in a room alone all day. He attempted to create something outside of the internet with Faith, then Pantsu and you can see how well that panned out.

Most guys online don’t take it very seriously, they do have lives offline. They are happy to turn on a dime if it’s good for their content, but that’s not Ralph. Ralph kissed Josh’s ass last night because he destroyed the last little e-clique he had and will now do anything necessary to build a new one.
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I think you're misunderstanding me, it's not that Ralph doesn't care (he cares a lot) but only about his drama. Watch how uninterested he is when it's about someone else. Ralph only understands relationships through the context of what he gets out of it, he might really "hate" Josh but if breaking bread with someone he hates can let him shit on the new source of his ire then he will. As a result can it really be said that he hates Josh? I'd argue that he doesn't. Ralph honestly couldn't give a fuck if Josh is a pedo or if his dick works, he only says these things because it sooths his ego and serves his spiteful nature.

Ralph is at a point in life where he lives only for todays spite, liking someone and hating them only serve a purpose and that's spite.
 
I don’t get all this ‘redemption arc!’ and ‘team Ralph!!’ shit. He takes some shots at Fuentes, posts a few doxes and does a stream where he’s coherent for a change and suddenly you all love this walking carbuncle?

Make it make sense..
 
Um... said:
I don’t get all this ‘redemption arc!’ and ‘team Ralph!!’ shit. He takes some shots at Fuentes, posts a few doxes and does a stream where he’s coherent for a change and suddenly you all love this walking carbuncle?

Make it make sense..
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Brids gotta fly, fish gotta swim and Guntguards gotta guard carry that gunt.
 
Um... said:
I don’t get all this ‘redemption arc!’ and ‘team Ralph!!’ shit. He takes some shots at Fuentes, posts a few doxes and does a stream where he’s coherent for a change and suddenly you all love this walking carbuncle?

Make it make sense..
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Most are just glad he's no longer a part of this cabal of catboy catamites when clearly he find their ideas to be stupid and their antics to be incredibly gay. He was gagged by pay.
 
Ralph always fucks up the biggest right after he has what he sees as "wins". This is going to be a hell of a ride.
 
Well I wonder what new moniker Ralph will come up with for Null in a couple weeks or so when he decides they’re enemies again. If he just defaults back to “broke dick” I will be disappointed.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m glad Josh drew him out so it wasn’t just Ralph reading superchats but Ralph was like a broken record furiously polishing his own knob. “Matter of fact I was Cozy biggest draw” “die AF faggots” and “get the band back together” was recycled every 30 minutes.

I was gone after Ralph repeated the story about Jersh once saying “at least I had some good memories with Ralph” for the third time.
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I lasted a couple minutes until Ralph started pestering Null to “tell me what you think about ME!!!!” The fact that he kept Null so quiet reminded me of the last time he had Null on his show just so he could shout over him. I think he was planning to do the same thing again if Null said anything that made him uncomfy. ):
 
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Holy shit how are people so gullible? I've seen so many posts saying "Ralph was definitely sober this time". If you believe that I guess you also believe his "I only drank a few beers after being served, I've been sober the whole time" and believe that Ralph hallucinating Andrew Tate's ghost was just because he was tired.

The stream had its entertaining moments (although the TTS garbage was incredibly irritating) but it was the same self serving bullshit that it's always been, the same lies as always, and a very convenient rewriting of history to blame absolutely everything he's done the last few years on Nick and AF. Also all the "Angling was just joking", "I don't support that", "they made me dox those people" (even though he was bragging about doxing throughout the entire stream), etc. Is incredibly transparent, but seeing all the "Ralph redemption" posts I guess it's not only Ralph's loyal paypigs that buy the bullshit he is putting out.
 
AltisticRight said:
Most are just glad he's no longer a part of this cabal of catboy catamites when clearly he find their ideas to be stupid and their antics to be incredibly gay. He was gagged by pay.
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Why be "glad," though?

Sure, those dipshits are an awful bunch, but this wasn't a grand moral awakening.

He may find their antics to be "incredibly gay," but he was happy to perform while it paid and got him whatever adulation it did. He said so: he said they gave him dossiers, and "you know me, of course I did it" (paraphrase, but not by much).

Ralph is amoral; whether it's for laughs, clout, money, or just that absence of a lodestar, he does not care in any grand sense. He cares about what gives his ego what it craves, and he'll do whatever is required to get those strokes. That's not speculation; he has said as much. There is a word overused on the internet for people who consider everyone else in the world as more tool than human, and who have no guiding principle other than what gets their basest ego needs met. Remains to be seen if it applies in a clinical sense, and it may be that he's simply "an entertainer" with internet biz street sense, but anyone who interacts with or thinks they are in good stead with him best beware. There is a massive irony in the title he gave his stream yesterday ("loyalty is not just a slogan"). What loyalty means to Ralph may not be what any well-adjusted person (or dictionary) thinks.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
or just that absence of a lodestar
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He does have a lodestar, it's the Sagittarius B2 Cloud.
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The cloud is composed of various kinds of complex molecules, of particular interest: alcohol. The cloud contains ethanol, vinyl alcohol, and methanol. This is due to the conglomeration of atoms resulting in new molecules.

>It contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.
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You a-logs keep hatin', Ralphamales keep clanking beers. :gunt:
 
Um... said:
I don’t get all this ‘redemption arc!’ and ‘team Ralph!!’ shit. He takes some shots at Fuentes, posts a few doxes and does a stream where he’s coherent for a change and suddenly you all love this walking carbuncle?

Make it make sense..
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Because it's funny, and because why NOT gas him up, and see where it goes?

We all know what Ralph is like, and how how this is almost certainly going to turn out. But the last few days have been a pretty wild plot-twist, and THIS unpredictable Ralph is more entertaining than the usual chimp-out Ralph, so why not put the a-logging on pause, and see where Ralph takes this thing?

Whats the other option? Seethe at him, for acting reasonable for 20 minutes, and for shitting all over AF?

Don't hate of the Ralphamale, just for WINNING, baby!!!
 
Snuckening2 said:
Because it's funny, and because why NOT gas him up, and see where it goes?

We all know what Ralph is like, and how how this is almost certainly going to turn out. But the last few days have been a pretty wild plot-twist, and THIS unpredictable Ralph is more entertaining than the usual chimp-out Ralph, so why not put the a-logging on pause, and see where Ralph takes this thing?

Whats the other option? Seethe at him, for acting reasonable for 20 minutes, and for shitting all over AF?

Don't hate of the Ralphamale, just for WINNING, baby!!!
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Well said, Ralph is the anti-hero the sektur needs.
 
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