Healstream 2.0 - null x ralph x metokur x godwinson x ppp

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JesusBuiltMyHotrod said:
Anyone who wants to give gunt another chance is fucking retarded. Please kill yourselves before procreating, you retarded faggot niggers.

"Ralph is shitting on AF and Nick!!". So fucking what? That doesn't change what he is. And you do know you can hate gunt as well as AF/Nick at the same time, right?

Seriously, anyone unironically saying "I'm on Team Ralph", just fucking end it all as soon as possible.
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I'm team Ralph, ragepig wins. By all means write me a two thousand word paragraph about how ethan Ralph is fat while detailing all his hypocritical statements, dexter, we all care deeply.
 
It was very entertaining and, as Ralph said, that is all he is here to do - entertain people. If he can keep this kind of energy and stay sober (he was definitely sober for this one, running off pure spite) then he's fucking back! Just hope he isn't discouraged when next stream's number drop dramatically. First half of stream is an instant Sektur classic.
 
I’m glad Josh drew him out so it wasn’t just Ralph reading superchats but Ralph was like a broken record furiously polishing his own knob. “Matter of fact I was Cozy biggest draw” “die AF faggots” and “get the band back together” was recycled every 30 minutes.

I was gone after Ralph repeated the story about Jersh once saying “at least I had some good memories with Ralph” for the third time.
 
I tuned out when the bottom feeder brigade showed up. Jesse, KoP, and Perspic all seem to suffer from some mental illness where they think they run shit and pull all the strings. Ralph turning on AF and Josh ending up on a civil Killstream with 5K viewers is the kind of naturally occurring content that's been missing for a pretty long time now. If he plays his cards right this could be a somewhat real redemption arc. Of course we all know whats likely to happen after a massive Ralph W. Whatever happens though, I'm sure it will be funny.
 
TJBirish said:
The best part is all the Ralphamales on this site trying in vain to hold their sheer delight back.

You've been outed bishes.
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I'm here to be entertained. If Ralph crashes and burns spectacularly I'll laugh at him. If he somehow gets his shit together enough to make entertaining shows I'll laugh with him.
I'm not personally invested in people on the Internet enough to have a raging hate boner or want to suck some e daddies dick.
It's all content. I just want good content not boring shit.
 
Lads, Ralph is not getting his shit together, I know we're all nostalgic for the halcyon days of 2018 but Ralph wouldn't be Ralph if he didn't fuck everything up.
 
Freeman said:
Lads, Ralph is not getting his shit together, I know we're all nostalgic for the halcyon days of 2018 but Ralph wouldn't be Ralph if he didn't fuck everything up.
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It's easy to forget how lucid, tempered and well-spoken he was a few short years ago, but now his brain is fucking broken from all the abuse he's given it, there's no return (physiologically).
If Ralph makes a comeback, which seems unlikely now he's halved his audience by declaring war on Fuentes, he'd need to kick the drugs for a chance to recover a semblance of his former showmanship and work ethic.lol
Most likely any interest will diminish quickly after the excitement dies down, and the drunk pig comes out, and he's left with only a-logs and the tiny amount of Gunt guarders left, ever dwindling.
 
Freeman said:
Lads, Ralph is not getting his shit together, I know we're all nostalgic for the halcyon days of 2018 but Ralph wouldn't be Ralph if he didn't fuck everything up.
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Ralph declares himself proud wigger/ white trash so there is no redemption arc. The fate is always the same. He thinks the worst things about himself are cool and he bases his entire identity upon them.

Many people here don’t seem to get the difference between white trash and a good old boy, because the accent and behavior can seem similar at times. Don’t mix the two up, they are very different animals.

Good old boys might do some dumb shit, say funny shit and drink too much, but they have a good heart and eventually get their shit together. They admit when they fuck up, apologize and try to do better. Good old boys have long standing friendships, when they have a kid and then actually get a job and try to be a good dad.

White trash has a nasty, spiteful disposition and low cunning. They never have long standing friendships or relationships, but usually several baby mamas/daddy’s they have ongoing feuds with. Having children doesn’t change anything about them because selfishness and addictions are their only loyalties. White trash sees every relationship as transactional and it better be 80/20 in their favor. At the same time they never stfu about loyalty and “ride or die”. They constant post about “muh kids are my world” when CPS had to take them due to extreme neglect and abuse. They can never find fault in their behavior, they have endless pity only for themselves.

Ralph would like people to think he’s a good old boy that can make good, but he’s a particularly virulent strain of wigger white trash (the fat, angry, bullied kind).

Don’t get me wrong, white trash is entertaining af, talk shows and reality TV have built a billion dollar industry off their antics, but Ralph will end up like all the guests on Jerry Springer did.

There is no redemption arc, just low cunning survival skills. Ralph will be happy to lie and try to sell a “redemption” and “bridge building arc” if that’s what keeps the views and tips going. (Selling redemption arcs to social workers, judges and cops is a full time job for regular white trash.) He will return to form as soon as he doesn’t feel properly compensated for the performance.

Hell, he’s already holding extra tight to the lie “he only fell off the wagon after getting served” when we all watched him blackout drunk for days before that. He will keep trying to sell this “sober” BS because many people here can’t tell he’s not, if he’s not in a coma or interviewing Andy Tate. Until Ralph cuts the bullshit he’s doomed. Just because he can appear relatively coherent on stream doesn’t mean he’s sober. He wasn’t sober last night with Josh, he just wasn’t shitfaced.

The hypocrisy of Ralph’s life is killing him. Listening to him rage about the psycho homosexual he loyally served and did his bidding for two year. The only thing that changed was Nick wasn’t being nice to Ralph. Ralph would still be propping up psycho homosexual catbois if they hadn’t hurt his feesfees and rejected him at their party in Florida,

Ralph is now is just looking for an any port in a storm.
 
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I see we have hit the part of a happening where farmers will all write the same hot take essay only with slightly different wording.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
I see we have hit the part of a happening where farmers will all write the same hot take essay only with slightly different wording.
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I was stuck on a long road trip last night so couldn’t write my damn essay till this morning, thank you very much.

I will give Ralph this win, his x10 volume vs Null -5 made my ears bleed real good on car speakers last night. Never have I heard an office chair creak with such loud clarity.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
I see we have hit the part of a happening where farmers will all write the same hot take essay only with slightly different wording.
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Ok bro I’ll keep mine short and sweet. I listened to the whole thing last night, the Ralph simpery in the chat made me sick. It’s even worse today. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as he paper aborts those two kids. Till then he’s the same deadbeat garbage that merits an active subforum. His only use to me is when he’s Ragepigging and humiliating himself like he did last week by suicide baiting and going to Palm Beach to get drunk and served.
ETA if you guys don’t think he’s taking a maintenance dose of Xanax, you’re wrong.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
I see we have hit the part of a happening where farmers will all write the same hot take essay only with slightly different wording.
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There's nothing wrong with upholding tradition.

Besides, it gives me the giggles. A bunch of the "big bad evil doxxing kiwis" honestly kinda hoping for redemption for the Gunt. Try telling anyone that ain't funny shit.
 
JesusBuiltMyHotrod said:
Anyone who wants to give gunt another chance is fucking retarded. Please kill yourselves before procreating, you retarded faggot niggers.

"Ralph is shitting on AF and Nick!!". So fucking what? That doesn't change what he is. And you do know you can hate gunt as well as AF/Nick at the same time, right?

Seriously, anyone unironically saying "I'm on Team Ralph", just fucking end it all as soon as possible.
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The internet is serious business, I agree
 
Tldr of the stream by Tinniestyam
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