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Don't forget that one scene in the movie between Skeletor and Evil-Lyn. Talk about sexual tension.
The 2002 series was as blatant as they could possibly be without nuking their rating about the fact that those two were fucking like rabbits. The idea that Evil-lyn wouldn't be 1000% into his bony blue ass is so ridiculous that it's almost funny.
 
The 2002 series was as blatant as they could possibly be without nuking their rating about the fact that those two were fucking like rabbits. The idea that Evil-lyn wouldn't be 1000% into his bony blue ass is so ridiculous that it's almost funny.
Most obvious in the famous episode with his origin, basically for her treachery earlier that season he’s gonna offer her to some eldritch abomination for power or some such thing.

While he’s got her hoisted over that pit they start to talk, reflecting on the past and how she saved his life after getting that acid in the face and while he does drop her there was a b-plot where her dad (a powerful lich) gets He-Man to save her.

She ends up going back with Skelly but he’s a lot less smug and….. himself, giving her a threat not to cross him but it feels empty almost. It was ambiguous if she managed to appeal to what was left of Keldor or not.

Pretty good writing for a toy commercial.
 
Don't be ridiculous.
I read this in Balki's voice:
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I don't know if it helps, but Conan has been pozzed in comics for a while now.
There are three or four different versions of Conan being written at Marvel right now, so it really depends on which one you're talking about. Savage Sword Of Conan is pozzed as fuck, but Death Of Conan and Savage Avengers were pretty good.
 
Let's see how Netflix ruins another 1980's series, Transformers.


For context it's BW Megatron talking to G1 Megatron.
 
I way over simplified it because I didn't want to write an entire book like you just did. :P
But yeah, you're right. In one of the recent books there are a couple of chapters where Guilliman was super pissed at The Emperor for not warning any of them about the Chaos Gods. Later on he realized why The Emperor did it that way. Humans who give the Chaos Gods any kind of direct attention only strengthens them, and then humans would wind up thinking about them during every waking moment. Guilliman finally understood that The Emperor was trying to save humanity from the terrors of its own mind, and that He and He alone would deal with the Chaos Gods when the time came.
*makes sign of the Aquilla*

The Emperor Protects.

Guilliman later theorized (oh, how he loves his theoreticals and practicals) that Living Saints were actually high level psykers whose faith in The Emperor stabilized their abilities.
That's some Primarch-level cope that ol' Rowboat's achieving there. 🤫

It remains to be seen if he is right, but I think he might be.
He's basing this on a study of Imperial records, though, which, as we know from Gaunt's Ghosts, tend to be institutionally biased against miraculous happenings to the point of actively striking all but the most blatant and undeniable from the historical record.

Then Guilliman started reading the Lectitio Divinatus.
Oh goody. 😄

Yes but by lore Skeletor used to be Keldor who was a blue elf.

All elves by default are gay weak girly men.

Being the buffest elf is like being the tallest midget.
Keldor looks less like an elf than a really ripped, barbarian Dracula. I don't think many women could resist that combination...😉

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In which, case being transformed into his current form should improve his chances.

Nah, no way Skeletor can't get some. I mean, his symbol is a ram's horns on that staff of his. His whole motif screams sex machine.
He's got another ram's skull directly over his junk, too. It was actually sculpted as part of the original figure's accessories but the more primitive injection molding techniques of the early 1980s meant that a lot of the detail was lost and so it ended up being omitted from a lot of depictions of the character until more recently, but it was always meant to be there:

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Would be nice to have Gina back. I liked her character and she played off Pedro pretty well.
Agreed.

Not sure who was complaining about Mackie taking over as Cap though, that's pretty well known even by comic normies.
I don't hate it conceptually (in practice, with the "you have to do better" shtick, it's kind of a different story), but it still feels kind of forced, as Bucky seems like the more natural (rather than politically-correct) successor, being Steve's lifelong brother-figure and a fellow supersoldier who has previously demonstrated that he can handle the shield, as opposed to Sam, who has only known Steve for a couple of years and has no physical enhancements.

Let's see how Netflix ruins another 1980's series, Transformers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=98siggEiktM
For context it's BW Megatron talking to G1 Megatron.
I thought that ther first two "War for Cybertron" arcs were actually pretty good. I really hope they don't fuck up the game in the third period... 🤔
 
Fun fact about that staff, there’s two origins dedicated to it. One, it is a gift from The Faceless One (Evil-Lyn’s daddy) who upon seeing that Skeletor would not only continue his bloodline but would start a lineage of conquerors gave his son in law a powerful handheld nuke.
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Yes that’s Skelly jr

Second origin, the staff is the result of a time loop. The end result of if Skeletor stayed loyal to Hordak, conquers Eternia, becomes his top general, marries Shadow Weaver, raises She-Ra as his own, becomes a powerful demonic warlord in his own right, attempts to overthrow Hordak, is killed by having his head torn off and is mounted on a then-mundane staff, supercharging it.
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Skeletor seeing this is what caused him to go rogue. Kept the staff because it’s metal AF to wield a weapon made from your own remains.
 
ut yeah, you're right. In one of the recent books there are a couple of chapters where Guilliman was super pissed at The Emperor for not warning any of them about the Chaos Gods. Later on he realized why The Emperor did it that way. Humans who give the Chaos Gods any kind of direct attention only strengthens them, and then humans would wind up thinking about them during every waking moment. Guilliman finally understood that The Emperor was trying to save humanity from the terrors of its own mind, and that He and He alone would deal with the Chaos Gods when the time came.
Best part is that the most streamlined explanation was not even given in canon, but was given in TTS series by the priest of chaos undivided during the Last church podcast, he even rightfully said that what the emperor was doing was incredibly useless because the mere fact you have emotions feed the chaos gods, at best what he did was weaken them a little

Guilliman later theorized (oh, how he loves his theoreticals and practicals) that Living Saints were actually high level psykers whose faith in The Emperor stabilized their abilities
Thing that got weird in Psychic awakening with any normal people managing to summon manifestations of the emperor like golden eagles and pillars of lights, the only thing they need was faith and you dont even have to be a psyker for it

Oh goody. 😄
He absolutely hate the fact that he cant yeet the eclessiarch because they are a necessary evil

For context it's BW Megatron talking to G1 Megatron.
I liked war for cybertron, at least they did not butcher to dead the lore and make Optimus prime Robofluid or something retarded, the only weird thing is that i did not understand the deepest part of the lore like the mercenary faction and all the plot with the allspark
 
For context it's BW Megatron talking to G1 Megatron.
Jesus, I understand needing new voice actors for the G1 crew, since a lot of the originals are either too old or dead (Peter and Frank are still going strong, don't know why they weren't brought back). But why replace David Kaye? This sounds like Beast Wars Abridged.

BW Megatron saw G1 Megatron as an equal, he wouldn't try to deep throat his fusion canon like this. Which is a shame since the concept sounds fun.
 
Jesus, I understand needing new voice actors for the G1 crew, since a lot of the originals are either too old or dead (Peter and Frank are still going strong, don't know why they weren't brought back). But why replace David Kaye? This sounds like Beast Wars Abridged.

BW Megatron saw G1 Megatron as an equal, he wouldn't try to deep throat his fusion canon like this. Which is a shame since the concept sounds fun.
They went for cheap New York non-union jews. Not kidding, most of the VAs are of the tribe.

The VA for Optimus originally did the Optimus scenes for Bumblebee and they got Peter Cullen to dub his lines when the movie was heavily rewritten. They got Peter Cullen to do an impression of a child doing an impression of him.

Anyone who knows about Peter Cullen and how much the role of Optimus Prime means to him should be appalled by what the Hasjews did.

For those not in the know, Peter Cullen was given some good advice by his brother before he went to record Optimus’s first lines. “Be a real hero, be strong enough to be gentle.” Cullen in turn based some of Optimus’s mannerisms off of Larry Cullen, who himself was an ex-marine suffering from PTSD.

Larry Cullen died some while back.

EDIT: Larry Cullen passed ten years ago.
 
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They went for cheap New York non-union jews. Not kidding, most of the VAs are of the tribe.

The VA for Optimus originally did the Optimus scenes for Bumblebee and they got Peter Cullen to dub his lines when the movie was heavily rewritten. They got Peter Cullen to do an impression of a child doing an impression of him.

Anyone who knows about Peter Cullen and how much the role of Optimus Prime means to him should be appalled by what the Hasjews did.

For those not in the know, Peter Cullen was given some good advice by his brother before he went to record Optimus’s first lines. “Be a real hero, be strong enough to be gentle.” Cullen in turn based some of Optimus’s mannerisms off of Larry Cullen, who himself was an ex-marine suffering from PTSD.

Larry Cullen died some while back.
Wow, Micheal Bay might be a shitty director, but he at least treated Peter better than this.
 
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