Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It makes the merch look annoying to look at when the pupil is at randomly being either left or right.

It isn't random, it's the opposite of whichever way she's looking.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This becomes doubly more hilarious when you realize that the entire point of Christianity is God rescuing Adam and Eve (meant to represent men and women AKA humanity) from the clutches of death, sin and Satan.

Also unlike Adam or Eve the serpent has no one else to blame but himself. He knew what he was doing the entire time and even after being cast down on earth he could've stopped committing evil at any time, but he chooses to spend every waking moment tempting humans to sin only to then turn around and demand they need to be punished.

Also, its constantly referred to as Adam's sin, so Viv is literally just wrong pretending its all blamed on Eve.

"Therefore, just as sin entered the world through [Adam]"
-Romans 5:12

"For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive."
- 1 Corinthians 15:22

In Paradise Lost, and (I think) some traditions, causing the fall of man is when Satan officially passed out of any hope of redemption. In the poem at least, Lucifer when seeing Eden, almost has a moment of clarity, wishing to be part of God's plan again. His pride ultimately stops him from doing so, and he decides to try and drag humanity to hell with him.

The depths of his hatred and refusal to change is why he has the best known line of the poem, "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

 

[cremechocolate]

whats more homosexual for an adult man to have? a vinyl fig or a plushie? at least with the metal cards they are pretty inconspicuous. low key fan type shit. any other emily merch out there?

Plushies, figures can look cool on a shelf with other figures/memorabilia/merch. Plushies just don't really fit anywhere. Figures are a nice way to look at a character in 3D and you can do pretty much anything you want with them. They're a constant physical reminder of how much you like a character/franchise.

 

[The Saltening]

Plushies, figures can look cool on a shelf with other figures/memorabilia/merch. Plushies just don't really fit anywhere. Figures are a nice way to look at a character in 3D and you can do pretty much anything you want with them. They're a constant physical reminder of how much you like a character/franchise.

Convincing me to buy figures one word at a time.

Oh boy the temptation to consoom

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Plushies, figures can look cool on a shelf with other figures/memorabilia/merch. Plushies just don't really fit anywhere. Figures are a nice way to look at a character in 3D and you can do pretty much anything you want with them. They're a constant physical reminder of how much you like a character/franchise.

And if somebody calls it a doll you can respond that it's an action figure and make yourself look turbo gay since it has no articulation.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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At least Stella's in this one. I spent a good minute looking for her because the background is so busy.

Octavia looks rightfully disgusted by this. But wtf is she wearing? I can't tell if the sweater is supposed to be like that or if it's falling off and that's the joke.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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You know those optical illusion pictures that are just a bunch of lines and they're supposed to move on their own if you stare at them long enough but they mostly just give you a headache?

That's what this is.

 

[A Grey Cat]

all of the above?

the weird love-hate relationship with the show most people have keeps the convo going. and then theres me posting my edits and such. theory posting. lore breakdowns. idk the show just breeds endless discussion.

I remember when hazbin was still just a pilot on youtube. No Amazon, no shark robot shops, no hot topic merch. Just a pilot on youtube. Even some of my fellow kiwis were optimistic about the show being what the animation industry needed after nearly a decade of bean mouth slop. (the precursor to ai slop)


Unlike said bean mouth shows the characters were all their own models and individually animated, the show had actual action in it, (the big turf war between pentulois and Angel dust) and was legit funny. It even had an appearance by maxwell atoms in a cameo.


For some, even on these very farms, hazbin promised a return to dark, actually edgy, animation again.


Of course it's delivered none of that and has become everything it sought to once go against. But it's become like a train crash in doing so. So horrible that we cant look away from it in spite of how horrible the disaster is.

 

[Beggamania]

We are through third of the whole series runtime(Viv said she wants 6 seasons), and we haven't had a SINGLE episode dedicated to past of characters like Husk, Angel, or even our retarded main protagonist, but we HAD to see the faggot drama between Vox and Alastor(because it couldn't be just a plain power hungry rivalry), or we HAD to see Jeffrey Valentino Epstein whine like a bitch because "uwu, Vox folgot about mee0(((" 6 or 8 different directirs just to create lamest wattpad faggot fanfiction, with MLP ending with a rapist by the end.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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Of course only Asmodeus and Beelzebub stand out, because composition and value hierarchy don't exist.

For some, even on these very farms, hazbin promised a return to dark, actually edgy, animation again.


Of course it's delivered none of that and has become everything it sought to once go against. But it's become like a train crash in doing so. So horrible that we cant look away from it in spite of how horrible the disaster is.

We are through third of the whole series runtime(Viv said she wants 6 seasons), and we haven't had a SINGLE episode dedicated to past of characters like Husk, Angel, or even our retarded main protagonist, but we HAD to see the faggot drama between Vox and Alastor(because it couldn't be just a plain power hungry rivalry), or we HAD to see Jeffrey Valentino Epstein whine like a bitch because "uwu, Vox folgot about mee0(((" 6 or 8 different directirs just to create lamest wattpad faggot fanfiction, with MLP ending with a rapist by the end.

The pilot had an actual sense of priorities. There was something in there, but they're not even using vegetables at this point. It's "We don't need meat, or stock, or anything of actual substance! We need more SALT. And HOT SAUCE. There are grains of salt at the fucking bottom but we need even MORE SALT!" So when you taste it and you taste the Great Salt Lake, that just means there's not enough salt.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The pilot had an actual sense of priorities. There was something in there, but they're not even using vegetables at this point. It's "We don't need meat, or stock, or anything of actual substance! We need more SALT. And HOT SAUCE. There are grains of salt at the fucking bottom but we need even MORE SALT!" So when you taste it and you taste the Great Salt Lake, that just means there's not enough salt.

They're not even using salt or hotsauce at this point, they're filling the slow cooker with wax fruit and old bits of boot leather.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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There is so much clutter in this thing it hurts my eyes to look at.
And the funny thing is that most of these characters (with extremely busy designs) are as flat as a pan in term of writing..
Literally the embodiement of ADHD, overly complex design characters cluttered together in a complete mess.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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This is a weird Where's Waldo? page.

 

[Stumbling9]

whats more homosexual for an adult man to have? a vinyl fig or a plushie?

Does it really matter? They both serve a purpose as decorations for us to make our room alive.

 

[Sooty Soot]

you can do pretty much anything you want with them

Excuse me?

 

[The Saltening]

Excuse me?
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anything?

 

[Strangolapreti]

Whats more homosexual for an adult man to have? a vinyl fig or a plushie? at least with the metal cards they are pretty inconspicuous. low key fan type shit. any other emily merch out there?

Years ago I went to visit my older cousin who just had her 3rd daughter, my mother told me to buy some chocolate for them as a gift, I noticed they were selling candies packaged with a plush, so I bought those, gave the candies to the other 2 and the fox plush to the baby, seen her last year, still carrying that plush like it was her best friend.

I gotta say vinyl figure, at least there's some excuse with the plush, you could say its a remider of your own childhood, a planned gift for a distant cousin or some other shit excuse, but I can't really say the same about vinyl, they are ugly and look stupid, you can't change pose and since the reason funko uses vinyl is because it makes people think of vintage junk, so you are automatically larping as a fake vintagecel cuck by buying those.

Does it really matter? They both serve a purpose as decorations for us to make our room alive.

Feng Shui teaches that vynil figurines absorb sex appeals and chad particles from your body, converting them trough a cycle initiated by the room's natural dharma into castration essence and calls for the natural addition of a cuck chair and progressive pride flag in the room.

Excuse me?
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That one photo of a mlp pony modified to hold a fleshlight inside is so old its not even funny anymore.
Had it happened in the modern time, the same shit would have happened with the first line of Teddy bears.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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Is this what happens when someone eats a fuckload of glucose, syrup and the artificial colouring from a candy factory, and then pukes afterwards?
This reeks of DevianTART artwork of LOOK AT MAH OCS! (which obviously, Viviane was one).

 

[The Nothingness]

Dear god, this looks horrendous.
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This is worse than the one for Pride Month last year, which means the next Pride Month image will likely be worse than this image.

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We are through third of the whole series runtime(Viv said she wants 6 seasons), and we haven't had a SINGLE episode dedicated to past of characters like Husk, Angel, or even our retarded main protagonist, but we HAD to see the faggot drama between Vox and Alastor(because it couldn't be just a plain power hungry rivalry), or we HAD to see Jeffrey Valentino Epstein whine like a bitch because "uwu, Vox folgot about mee0(((" 6 or 8 different directirs just to create lamest wattpad faggot fanfiction, with MLP ending with a rapist by the end.

That rant can apply to both shows.