Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[1337H4XOR]

People are speculating that this might be Husk



When he was younger, because he died when he was 70 or something like that.

 

[cremechocolate]

Anyway, there's something funny about speculating Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss universe's proper path to salvation, when you realize at no point is Jesus ever brought up (not that I want Jesus to show up/it'd make the show awkward; however the eschatology of the show's afterlife leans more towards Gnosticism, than anything traditionally Biblical).

From the 6th Helluva Short.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I mean given Peter is in the show, Jesus must exist in some capacity. Hopefully he never makes an appearance.

Found this today

 

[AI generated waifu]

Abel should be death fodder. Lute kills him to take his rank, but the guilt of murdering Adam's son makes her stop hearing his voice in her head which drives her to further madness.

Also Abel is fat and I don't like him

 

[The Saltening]

Abel should be death fodder. Lute kills him to take his rank, but the guilt of murdering Adam's son makes her stop hearing his voice in her head which drives her to further madness.

Also Abel is fat and I don't like him

pretty much every single heavenly figure has been completely butchered in comparison to the religious stories. It makes them all pretty hateable coming from my catholic upbringing. The demons are way more interesting and dare i say... "accurate". Making pretty much everyone in heaven a pussy bitch is lame. Then you have Adam who was butchered in the opposite way with being a womanizer asshole.

Heaven is generally one of my least liked parts of the show. I dont like the characters (except lute) and i dont like how its portrayed in general.

also where is cain? if there is an abel there must be a cain somewhere.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

also where is cain? if there is an abel there must be a cain somewhere.

Me and my friend headcanon Cain is a servent imp for Satan in our rewrite.

 

[King Metalia]

Abel should be death fodder. Lute kills him to take his rank, but the guilt of murdering Adam's son makes her stop hearing his voice in her head which drives her to further madness.

Also Abel is fat and I don't like him

Abel is definitely a cuck and a disgrace to his based father.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Abel should be death fodder. Lute kills him to take his rank, but the guilt of murdering Adam's son makes her stop hearing his voice in her head which drives her to further madness.

Also Abel is fat and I don't like him

Abel seems like Viviane's (also fat) excuse to use a weak man to "put a woman on her place". I look forward on Season 4 when Lute kills him. And Satan.

pretty much every single heavenly figure has been completely butchered in comparison to the religious stories. It makes them all pretty hateable coming from my catholic upbringing. The demons are way more interesting and dare i say... "accurate". Making pretty much everyone in heaven a pussy bitch is lame. Then you have Adam who was butchered in the opposite way with being a womanizer asshole.

Heaven is generally one of my least liked parts of the show. I dont like the characters (except lute) and i dont like how its portrayed in general.

also where is cain? if there is an abel there must be a cain somewhere.

I know right? Where the fuck is Seth and Paul? They would beat Shitbed and Faint Pisser to a bloody pulp seeing this crap. IDK, I have a headcanon they are somehow mean and tough for some reason.

Me and my friend headcanon Cain is a servent imp for Satan in our rewrite.

That's pretty cool!

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I hope Lute grooms Abel into being less of a bitch ass nigga

 

[The Saltening]

Me and my friend headcanon Cain is a servent imp for Satan in our rewrite.

please write in some badass saints. theres a lot of content there

I know right? Where the fuck is Seth and Paul? They would beat Shitbed and Faint Pisser to a bloody pulp seeing this crap. IDK, I have a headcanon they are somehow mean and tough for some reason.

i dont understand how you can take something so incredible like the vast lot of holy figures (even if you dont believe it) and come out with what they made. Even if you think the bible is bullshit you have to admit it is an incredible book that can offer a vast wealth of inspiration.

 

[The Lawgiver]

please write in some badass saints. theres a lot of content there

i dont understand how you can take something so incredible like the vast lot of holy figures (even if you dont believe it) and come out with what they made. Even if you think the bible is bullshit you have to admit it is an incredible book that can offer a vast wealth of inspiration.

This just reminded me how while I was recently in my own hell-ish Sisyphus-esque position for my small absence one night I had a sudden bizarre intrusive thought which was actually pretty a decent-ish comparison. GENSHIN IMPACT does more with it's christian, gnostic, and demonology type namedrop references than Hazbin and hellova boss, which is really funny because the stuff in anime artstyle chinese botw isn't even meant to BE the guys it's namedropping. The annoying little shit goblin assistant is named paimon, because much like paimon SHE DOES NOT FUCKING SHUT UP THEY ARE LOUD ANNOYING SEEMINGLY NONSENSICAL BASTARDS THE BOTH OF THEM I CAN SEE WHY THE CHARACTERS ARE NAMED AFTER THE THINGS THEY HAVE TITLES OR NAMES TIED TO. I CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT WITH A HUGE CHUNK OF VIVZIEPOP SHIT DESPITE IT LITERALLY BEING IN HELL AND THESE GUYS SUPPOSEDLY BEING THE DEMONS.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

i dont understand how you can take something so incredible like the vast lot of holy figures (even if you dont believe it) and come out with what they made. Even if you think the bible is bullshit you have to admit it is an incredible book that can offer a vast wealth of inspiration.

Well, she needs faggot "men" to be as homo as possible for her goon session. It is her fetish and she has no tard wrangler to tell her to cut that out as too many men look the same.

 

[Eventide]

From the 6th Helluva Short.
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So is Christianity wrong in the Hazbin/Hellava universe, since Jesus seems absent from Heaven and/or is powerless??? (...or is he? I mean, there's a St. Peter character, so the apostles must have some authority in Heaven).

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I think if me and Star would add Jesus or God it would be the current fanon depiction of the characters I have seen, I am waiting on @Re(Runner)48 to make that call.

 

[The Saltening]

This just reminded me how while I was recently in my own hell-ish Sisyphus-esque position for my small absence one night I had a sudden bizarre intrusive thought which was actually pretty a decent-ish comparison. GENSHIN IMPACT does more with it's christian, gnostic, and demonology type namedrop references than Hazbin and hellova boss, which is really funny because the stuff in anime artstyle chinese botw isn't even meant to BE the guys it's namedropping. The annoying little shit goblin assistant is named paimon, because much like paimon SHE DOES NOT FUCKING SHUT UP THEY ARE LOUD ANNOYING SEEMINGLY NONSENSICAL BASTARDS THE BOTH OF THEM I CAN SEE WHY THE CHARACTERS ARE NAMED AFTER THE THINGS THEY HAVE TITLES OR NAMES TIED TO. I CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT WITH A HUGE CHUNK OF VIVZIEPOP SHIT DESPITE IT LITERALLY BEING IN HELL AND THESE GUYS SUPPOSEDLY BEING THE DEMONS.

if genshin impact manages to do something better than you... you need to re-evaluate your decisions lmao

Well, she needs faggot "men" to be as homo as possible for her goon session. It is her fetish and she has no tard wrangler to tell her to cut that out as too many men look the same.

ive heard about the viv lore. absolutely horrifying

 

[The Lawgiver]

if genshin impact manages to do something better than you... you need to re-evaluate your decisions lmao

it's done a lot of things pretty well, despite the meme reputation of it. Recent shit though feels rushed and sloppy at times but god those first few years were pretty rock solid shit.

 

[The Saltening]

it's done a lot of things pretty well, despite the meme reputation of it. Recent shit though feels rushed and sloppy at times but god those first few years were pretty rock solid shit.

ill be straight honest nigga i dont know hardly anything about genshin and hate it based mostly on how it gets pushed in youtube sponsorship segments (and the tiny bit of info i know about it). but this isnt a genshin thread so i wont go full sperg about it.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Abel is definitely a cuck and a disgrace to his based father.

I disagree,

I mean, Adam got cucked by twink Lucifer… twice. If that ain’t embarrassing I don’t know what is.

 

[The Lawgiver]

ill be straight honest nigga i dont know hardly anything about genshin and hate it based mostly on how it gets pushed in youtube sponsorship segments (and the tiny bit of info i know about it). but this isnt a genshin thread so i wont go full sperg about it.

Haven't seen too many youtube sponsor segments for it but youtube sponsor segments in general are a special hell that turn me off any game.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Haven't seen too many youtube sponsor segments for it but youtube sponsor segments in general are a special hell that turn me off any game.

I get that completely. Anyways, this reply is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!