Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Gondolindrim]

Vivzie really hates women and interesting conflict


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The only way this dynamic is possible is via heavily downplaying the fact that Blitzo is a professional hitman and generally terrible person.

 

[Clancee]

The only way this dynamic is possible is via heavily downplaying the fact that Blitzo is a professional hitman and generally terrible person.

If this were being written by someone competent, they'd also immediately realize Charlie would have an issue with Blitz killing people since he's contributing to the overpopulation problem.

 

[Exegesis]

They'd probably make him a homo too.

Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.

Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.

If this were being written by someone competent, they'd also immediately realize Charlie would have an issue with Blitz killing people since he's contributing to the overpopulation problem.

Shockingly I'm finding a lot of QRTs saying roughly the same thing.



Nobody will buy that Charlie and Blitz like each other, because they wouldn't. Charlie is a humanist while Blitz is a nihilistic hedonist whose sole concern is getting people to like him. Honestly, this is much more damaging to Charlie's character than anyone else because it makes her look like a massive pussy with no prinicples.

 

[Exegesis]

Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.

Considering how confident Amazon has her feeling, I could see some shit going down in the next season of hazbin hotel if she does seriously do the Jesus x Lucifer garbage. I pray that Amazon drops her so the animators that have to make that garbage can get reassigned to invincible.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Honestly, this is much more damaging to Charlie's character than anyone else because it makes her look like a massive pussy with no prinicples.

S1 of Hazbin already made her look like that like a massive pussy with no principles in a few ways.

Fuck, I miss the Charlie who would retaliate against the news woman, call out Angel for him humiliating the hotel, and tell off Alastor that she knows he's up to no good but still desperately needs any help she can get.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What if they had a soldier who believed what he was doing was right but by the very end of his life he realized he was wrong would he get sent to heaven for thinking his cause was righteous or hell for being on the wrong side

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if they had a soldier who believed what he was doing was right but by the very end of his life he realized he was wrong would he get sent to heaven for thinking his cause was righteous or hell for being on the wrong side

The chance to getting into Heaven or Hell is literally a lottery. No one knows how it works, not even the angels

 

[The tired cat]

Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies

Theres conservatives on Bluesky? Since when? Those dweebs can barely sit well on Twitter without getting laughed and this is even with Musk boi trying to suck em off in the past.

Fuck, I miss the Charlie who would retaliate against the news woman, call out Angel for him humiliating the hotel, and tell off Alastor that she knows he's up to no good but still desperately needs any help she can get

Basically we got a fun and albein dorky tomboy replaced with someone you can sell magic beans that cure cancer.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus

Wouldn't they essentially be brothers/father and son depending on the interpretation

The chance to getting into Heaven or Hell is literally a lottery. No one knows how it works, not even the angels

Which is strange because the system seems to work perfectly fine. Normal, decent people go to heaven and hell is full of rapists, pimps, strung out hookers, murderers, hitmen and cannibals.

Somehow no one on either side has any idea how it actually works, but it still... works. Amazing writing.

 

[AnOminous]

Viv's contempt for actual Christianity is only outmatched by her fear of getting onto the conservative shitlist on Twitter and Bluesky. Even an army of teenagers can't defend her against pissed off fundies.

Nobody cares about fundies any more. I can't even name the last person who got canceled by fundies.

Wouldn't they essentially be brothers/father and son depending on the interpretation

No, Jesus is God and God's only son. Lucifer was the "brightest of the angels," hence his name, but still a creation.

 

[Exegesis]

Wouldn't they essentially be brothers/father and son depending on the interpretation

She's drawn incest porn before iirc so this wouldn't be her first time.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Nobody cares about fundies any more. I can't even name the last person who got canceled by fundies.

No, Jesus is God and God's only son. Lucifer was the "brightest of the angels," hence his name, but still a creation.

I guess you could maybe say they were brothers if you went with some ultra-schizo version of Jehovah's Witness theology, where Jesus is the Archangel Michael or something.

 

[graywolf88]

She's drawn incest porn before iirc

I'm subsequently disgusted yet wholly unsurprised.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

No, Jesus is God and God's only son. Lucifer was the "brightest of the angels," hence his name, but still a creation.

Well yeah in actual canon, but in the wack ass Hazbin universe I doubt they'd adapt something that accurately.

Satan is usually depicted as seeing God as his emotionally distant father in most modern shit I've seen, so I assume that's the angle Vivz would go with.

 

[The_Gam3]

What compels you people to keep watching this? Every time I check this thread it's like watching people stab themselves with forks and complain about how sharp it is. Is there something that makes it worth it?

It's not really about the show itself for me, its really everything surrounding it. It went from funny short pilots with loads of potential to whatever trainwreck it is now. All within 6 years. Although honestly the thought of watching any subsequent episodes, seasons, etc. ...... Like the thought man. I can't stomach it. Which is why I don't pop up often in the thread.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.

She'd probably never do Jesus x Lucifer only for two reasons:

1. She already is super into shipping Lucifer x Lilith with the idea of shipping them like the Addams family parents.

2. If she shipped Lucifer with a dude, she'd ship him with Alastor given the ship art she retweets of Lucifer is either of Lilith or Alastor

 

[California Newt]

C.S. Lewis kind of did that, but yeah, I hope they don't.

Writing God into your story at all is kind of weird altogether, since you're really just writing an idealized version of yourself in: "Hmm what would God do in this situation that I made up in my mind"—how about I don't know, man.

Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.

Leave Jesus alone you weirdoes. They'd probably make him a homo too.

It's kind of like DBZ in a sense: the concept of gay DBZ characters doesn't make any sense when there's multiple fusion techniques. I'm pretty sure that even if you're pro-gay, that makes sodomy obsolete (beyond pure fetishism).

Similarly. a huge chunk of the sixth chapter of St. John's Gospel is just Jesus explicitly explaining that people need to consume His flesh and blood for a mutual indwelling (I'm only posting a bit at the end here):

Spoiler: John 6:47-58 (KJV)

47Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life. 48I am that bread of life. 49Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead. 50This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die. 51I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.

52The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat? 53Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. 54Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. 55For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. 56He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him. 57As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me. 58This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

The early Christian understanding was (is) that sexuality (meaning marriage) typologically prefigured union with God; marriage is obsolete after the New Testament, but permitted as a condescension to human weakness—see 1 Corinthians 7.

The sad part is that even beyond the blasphemy, sexualizing Jesus would show a lack of imagination. You can have a bunch of zany animal people in all kinds of crazy technicolor (mostly red), but there's no way this show would engage with actually interesting and fundamentally different kinds of relationships—the kind that a figure like Jesus, who doesn't fit into the 21st-century sex and "relationship" framework at all, would provide perfect opportunities to explore.

 

[The tired cat]

I do recall that back when Hazbin was in pilot stage, there were a few fan made versions of Jesus. One that stuck to me was him being this Dr.Cox level of a snarky bastard, who didnt waste time to shit talk Lucifer or Michael.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

The thing is that Adam is presented more of a "battle mage" in a big robe casting spells and swinging an axe, so for him to fucking bare knuckle punch Charlie (who's holding a weapon) with his lanky arm makes her look more pathetic than normal, as if you watched someone get punched by gandalf.

Charlie simply gets slapped, lands a stab while he's distracted, Adam no sells it and instantly disarms her. Girl is a worse fighter than Alastor but managed to escape fraud watch.

I'm sorry

Spoiler: gandalf fighting demons