- Joined
- Dec 5, 2024
List off the characters crashout or characteristics that makes them lolcows.
Charlie
>Is very upset that her girlfriend won't tell her about the fact she had been an exorcist angel and decided to cold shoulder her despite the fact this bitch cannot keep her mouth closed for a damn secret. She's also Star Butterfly's disciple.
>After deciding to fence sit about she should do something about Angel Dust's mistreatment she decided to break boundaries by sperging and making the situation worse.
>Final battle against the Angels got her ass cooked just for her '''absent daddy''' to save her ass last minute.
Lucifer
>Muh depression
>Muh autism diagnosis
>Literally the sources of hells problem but just like Stolas is the creators pet retard
>Literally is a piece of shit character
Lilith and Eve
>exists without even saying a word, immediately outrage for no apparent reason
Alastor
>I'm about to fucking end your life
>literally blows his lid off about Vox/Losing to Adam
>refuses to do a commercial because muh only gimmick is muh radio not new fangled devices because muh new tech makes me sad
>literally crashes out after Lucifer makes fun of his ass and quits, tried to talk smack to a jewish woman but got put in his place by said woman
>is owned by a white woman
Angel Dust
>cries about shit no one cares about, somehow is a victim despite making the others around him uncomfortable
>everyone around him is literally annoyed with him but puts up with him for some reason
>creators treat him as lower pet retard because goon
>trannie so thats a automatic L.
Husk
>furry that hates being sexually harassed
>somehoe hates his FUCKING LIFE
>if bossman was a hazbin character this is it
>sings a song degrading a SA victim
>crashes out after sex offender victim tries to harass him which is very reasonable i do not want a sodimite harassing me either
Niffty
>nothing much to say other then she killed chadam for a joke. Literally a joke character
Vagatha
>nothing, other then she's a genocidal maniac with a tendency to keep to herself.
Sir Pentious
>i am compelled to say most of his autistic spergouts contained to how "cool he is"
>actually is retarded
>literally dude was big talk and no cattle before he got BTFO'd by Alastor's asspull of powers.
<he's disinclined for being a insult character of a real life person that Viv fucked over, more about that on the Viv Thread.
Cherri Bomb
>fake Australian with a personality so inconsistent that it could apply to be Saturn's backup asteriod belt
>personality is one note, but never EVER leave around children
>Angel Dust's true OPP because what kind of friend things drags and achaool is cool?
>Is very upset that her girlfriend won't tell her about the fact she had been an exorcist angel and decided to cold shoulder her despite the fact this bitch cannot keep her mouth closed for a damn secret. She's also Star Butterfly's disciple.
>After deciding to fence sit about she should do something about Angel Dust's mistreatment she decided to break boundaries by sperging and making the situation worse.
>Final battle against the Angels got her ass cooked just for her '''absent daddy''' to save her ass last minute.
Lucifer
>Muh depression
>Muh autism diagnosis
>Literally the sources of hells problem but just like Stolas is the creators pet retard
>Literally is a piece of shit character
Lilith and Eve
>exists without even saying a word, immediately outrage for no apparent reason
Alastor
>I'm about to fucking end your life
>literally blows his lid off about Vox/Losing to Adam
>refuses to do a commercial because muh only gimmick is muh radio not new fangled devices because muh new tech makes me sad
>literally crashes out after Lucifer makes fun of his ass and quits, tried to talk smack to a jewish woman but got put in his place by said woman
>is owned by a white woman
Angel Dust
>cries about shit no one cares about, somehow is a victim despite making the others around him uncomfortable
>everyone around him is literally annoyed with him but puts up with him for some reason
>creators treat him as lower pet retard because goon
>trannie so thats a automatic L.
Husk
>furry that hates being sexually harassed
>somehoe hates his FUCKING LIFE
>if bossman was a hazbin character this is it
>sings a song degrading a SA victim
>crashes out after sex offender victim tries to harass him which is very reasonable i do not want a sodimite harassing me either
Niffty
>nothing much to say other then she killed chadam for a joke. Literally a joke character
Vagatha
>nothing, other then she's a genocidal maniac with a tendency to keep to herself.
Sir Pentious
>i am compelled to say most of his autistic spergouts contained to how "cool he is"
>actually is retarded
>literally dude was big talk and no cattle before he got BTFO'd by Alastor's asspull of powers.
<he's disinclined for being a insult character of a real life person that Viv fucked over, more about that on the Viv Thread.
Cherri Bomb
>fake Australian with a personality so inconsistent that it could apply to be Saturn's backup asteriod belt
>personality is one note, but never EVER leave around children
>Angel Dust's true OPP because what kind of friend things drags and achaool is cool?