Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Re(Runner)48]

Like how about 66 dollars plus tax and shipping for a giant piece of cardboard with you favorite gay spider on it?

That is so stupid, why would you want that. Its so preposterous, knowing how the company producing this would be I can't imagine your 66+ dollar piece of cardboard isn't going to get completely destroyed, have water damage, horrible inking, or torn and tattered.

This would just be another excuse for Viv to block people, ignore orders that don't arrive for this, cry on X that people are hating her show.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

That is so stupid, why would you want that. Its so preposterous, knowing how the company producing this would be I can't imagine your 66+ dollar piece of cardboard isn't going to get completely destroyed, have water damage, horrible inking, or torn and tattered.

This would just be another excuse for Viv to block people, ignore orders that don't arrive for this, cry on X that people are hating her show.

You'll be better as a merch artist tbh. Anyone else would.

 

[Saxxon]

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I swear, in order to work in this show it's required to have arrested development.

of course, the correct answer is the "joke answer".

No you see, it is the joke answer because it implies that present Viv follows this advice.

 

[A Grey Cat]

My favorite part of keeping up with the merch drops is to see the creative ways that Viv and Spindlehorse find to rip off their loyal fans;
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Like how about 66 dollars plus tax and shipping for a giant piece of cardboard with you favorite gay spider on it?

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Or more coomer merch for a minor side character that feels that should have come in February along with the others?

This probably WAS meant to drop in February given the esthetics are very reminiscent of the February merch.


Between this and DC's "Harley Quinn fartacular special" (yes it's real) I don't think these marketing tards understand what an "April fools day prank" is. Or what it means to laugh at yourself.

 

[The Nothingness]

Oh boy. So someone posted a list of highlights from some con where Viv, Sam, and a lot of the VAs were at a panel. Besides the many...many cringe responses, I do like how Viv basically said that she hates all her past friends but admits she wouldn't be where she was today without them.
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God, why do these grown adults who are either in their thirties or older act like fucking pre-teens? No wonder Keith David doesn't want to hang around these people.

*constantly mentions fisting with a specific character*

Me:

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Going back through the comments on Flazefire's Hazbin video and give me the show with this big twist.
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Wow if this happens then this show is making some sort of "stoner Gnosticism" level of bullshit. As in, Gnosticism is already bullshit, and it would be as if a bunch of weed addicts decided to create their own version of gnosticism while high.

"Dude, man, what if - like: Adam was Lucifer, and Lucifer had a daughter, and he had married Lilith."
"Yeah."
"And Hell's just like Detroit and L.A."
"That's cool, dude."
"But Lucifer is gonna, like, pull a wicked stunt."
"That's, like, fucking cool man."
"Yeah."

Still, I guess it's not as "bad" as I imagine the actual ending to be. Charlie in the Garden? Kangaroo taking over her body and her being exterminated and Lucifer cope, reddit niggering with her death and doing her work instead.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

I see a lot of asks like this sent to Chai, but this one really got me laughing. Darkies just cannot accept that these shows are not for them. Do you really think you can force someone to draw a black character if they don't want to?





Really it seems to me that in this universe when you die none of the race stuff or even geographic location matters anymore. Your earthly identity itself doesn't seem to matter much at all.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Really it seems to me that in this universe when you die none of the race stuff or even geographic location matters anymore. Your earthly identity itself doesn't seem to matter much at all.

I only remember seeing a handful of sinners that really reflect their old lives, such as Emberlynn or a background punkish lizard from the pilot. Based on that, it looks like it’s only aspects of your career, hobbies, how you died, crimes committed, etc that affects your sinner form, as opposed to anything really involving your race or culture. Back when Vaggie was supposed to be a sinner, I don’t recall seeing anything in her design that pointed to her being Salvadorian (I’m pretty sure that was her race, right?). Has me thinking it’s another missed opportunity on Viv’s part, but whatever. Just has me wondering once again what kind of forces are at play that decide whether you turn into a furry, some kind of inanimate object man, or a knockoff tiefling.

 

[The tired cat]

Just has me wondering once again what kind of forces are at play that decide whether you turn into a furry, some kind of inanimate object man, or a knockoff tiefling.

It's specially implied it's given at random, since on the official wikia it said how Husks hates what he's been turned into and how he wasn't allowed to pick his form.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

*constantly mentions fisting with a specific character*

Me:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kiN6yLiif-M

I assume it's some sort of inside joke. Probably should have just kept it that way.

It's specially implied it's given at random, since on the official wikia it said how Husks hates what he's been turned into and how he wasn't allowed to pick his form.

Figured it's a mix of symbolism and a form of punishment. You already mentioned Husk, bur you got Angel Dust hating his legs and Alastor looking somewhat like a prey animal.

Granted, no one would know this unless you look outside of the show and you have a chance of the information not even being canon anymore.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I assume it's some sort of inside joke. Probably should have just kept it that way.

Figured it's a mix of symbolism and a form of punishment. You already mentioned Husk, bur you got Angel Dust hating his legs and Alastor looking somewhat like a prey animal.

Granted, no one would know this unless you look outside of the show and you have a chance of the information not even being canon anymore.

So why in that case was emberlynn pinkle allowed to be come the demon catgirl she no doubt wanted to be all her life when SHE died? Or is she one of the few lucky ones who are quite pleased with the forms they get even if they don't get a say in it?

I get pinkle was a one off joke character who for all we know is never gonna be seen again. But she, like Jimmy and the counselor he killed, or the lady who only crime seems to be "she convened with a fortune teller when she was alive." All could make for more compelling looks at life in hell than the grade A assholes Viv and co prefer to make the stars of the show.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So why in that case was emberlynn pinkle allowed to be come the demon catgirl she no doubt wanted to be all her life when SHE died? Or is she one of the few lucky ones who are quite pleased with the forms they get even if they don't get a say in it?

I get pinkle was a one off joke character who for all we know is never gonna be seen again. But she, like Jimmy and the counselor he killed, or the lady who only crime seems to be "she convened with a fortune teller when she was alive." All could make for more compelling looks at life in hell than the grade A assholes Viv and co prefer to make the stars of the show.

Probably one of the few lucky and it doesn't help that girl is not really right in the head given she's into all that satanic stuff and basically got encouraged by Blitzo to get her to agree to an assisted suicide.

Like her family is probably horrified and if she likely developed any sort of self-awareness she'd probably be too.

There are legitimately people who barely did anything wrong that end up in Hazbin's Hell and as I said before, Helluva Boss shows that given how many people IMP killed who were either just bystanders, springbreakers actively killed, or were feds who were fighting demons.

Again most of these are just jokes, but with the amount of self-seriousness Helluva Boss has imposed on it, its hard not to really think of these implications especially with the sudden heel turn Blitzo had in the season 2 finale where he's not fine with killing a gay family he projected himself onto yet was perfectly fine killing people that were Loona's age. Cause like holy shit imagine all the grieving fathers of those springbreak kids you killed, if any of them had two gay dads, or all the adult men Blitzo killed who could've had kids of their own.

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

I see a lot of asks like this sent to Chai, but this one really got me laughing. Darkies just cannot accept that these shows are not for them. Do you really think you can force someone to draw a black character if they don't want to?

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Really it seems to me that in this universe when you die none of the race stuff or even geographic location matters anymore. Your earthly identity itself doesn't seem to matter much at all.

WE WUZZ SINNERZ AND SHIIEEEEEEEEETT

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Probably one of the few lucky and it doesn't help that girl is not really right in the head given she's into all that satanic stuff and basically got encouraged by Blitzo to get her to agree to an assisted suicide.

Like her family is probably horrified and if she likely developed any sort of self-awareness she'd probably be too.

There are legitimately people who barely did anything wrong that end up in Hazbin's Hell and as I said before, Helluva Boss shows that given how many people IMP killed who were either just bystanders, springbreakers actively killed, or were feds who were fighting demons.

Again most of these are just jokes, but with the amount of self-seriousness Helluva Boss has imposed on it, its hard not to really think of these implications especially with the sudden heel turn Blitzo had in the season 2 finale where he's not fine with killing a gay family he projected himself onto yet was perfectly fine killing people that were Loona's age. Cause like holy shit imagine all the grieving fathers of those springbreak kids you killed, if any of them had two gay dads, or all the adult men Blitzo killed who could've had kids of their own.

To be fair we don't know if those springbreakers got sent to Hell or not after they were killed. We don't know a lot of the people that IMP have intentionally or unintentionally have killed where they end up besides a few characters. It doesn't help that we don't know what exactly sends someone to Hell or Heaven. With Helluva Boss, it's mostly supposed to be for a laugh. With Hazbin Hotel...I don't know. All the people we see are pretty terrible so you can understand why they would end up in Hell.

I assume it's probably a mix of severity and the quantity of sins. But again, we just don't know. If you have consensual sex out of wedlock once, do you go to Hell? If you steal a candy bar from the local gas station, are you now guaranteed an enteral suffering?

 

[A Grey Cat]

the sudden heel turn Blitzo had in the season 2 finale where he's not fine with killing a gay family he projected himself onto yet was perfectly fine killing people

I'm reminded of the meme of 1999 spongebob being super pissed at modern spongebob. Pilot blitzo didn't hesitate for a second to shoot eddy in the head when he thought he had carte Blanche to do so, and in episode 1 he told moxxie "no human is innocent, from the day they're sucking at a teat they're parasites."


pilot and season 1 blitz was a cold blooded killer who lived by the assassin's rule numero uno, there are no innocents and everyone is a target, no exceptions.


finale blitzo beacame a total pussy..and for a pair of fudgepackers he vicariously saw a reflection of himself through.

To be fair we don't know if those springbreakers got sent to Hell or not after they were killed. We don't know a lot of the people that IMP have intentionally or unintentionally have killed where they end up besides a few characters. It doesn't help that we don't know what exactly sends someone to Hell or Heaven. With Helluva Boss, it's mostly supposed to be for a laugh. With Hazbin Hotel...I don't know. All the people we see are pretty terrible so you can understand why they would end up in Hell.

I assume it's probably a mix of severity and the quantity of sins. But again, we just don't know. If you have consensual sex out of wedlock once, do you go to Hell? If you steal a candy bar from the local gas station, are you now guaranteed an enteral suffering?

In ghost fucker's the client who hired blitz and Millie as far as we know spoke regularly with a psychic. Which is a big no no in the old testament and the ancient times where so much as thinking you had a dream of something that happens in the future could get you burned at the stake.

Plus i don't know if this was ever followed up in hazbin proper but it's implied in cherub the heaven born hate humans. Sinner or not and will look for any reason to deny them heaven. That means enforcing scripture that really has no relevance anymore. Ergo the psychic thing.

If they could I'm pretty sure the heaven born would enforce the laws of Deuteronomy or leviticus which include such timeless laws as: any son who talks back to his elders will be brought before the village and stoned to death. And of course "a rapist must make his victim his wife and they can never divorce" or "if a wife lies about being a virgin, her husband has every right to put her to death."

 

[InJailOutSoon]

In ghost fucker's the client who hired blitz and Millie as far as we know spoke regularly with a psychic. Which is a big no no in the old testament and the ancient times where so much as thinking you had a dream of something that happens in the future could get you burned at the stake.

Plus i don't know if this was ever followed up in hazbin proper but it's implied in cherub the heaven born hate humans. Sinner or not and will look for any reason to deny them heaven. That means enforcing scripture that really has no relevance anymore. Ergo the psychic thing.

If they could I'm pretty sure the heaven born would enforce the laws of Deuteronomy or leviticus which include such timeless laws as: any son who talks back to his elders will be brought before the village and stoned to death. And of course "a rapist must make his victim his wife and they can never divorce" or "if a wife lies about being a virgin, her husband has every right to put her to death."

The thing is in Hazbin Hotel, none of the angels knows what gets a soul into Heaven. The angels aren't deciding who gets sent where; you either end up at the pearly gates, or fall in some random location in Hell. There is no supposed judgement call.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

The thing is in Hazbin Hotel, none of the angels knows what gets a soul into Heaven. The angels aren't deciding who gets sent where; you either end up at the pearly gates, or fall in some random location in Hell. There is no supposed judgement call.

So... why is Saint Peter there? Just to be a creepy mother fucker who looks like he's smiling all the time? Abel's fuckbuddy? (lol)

Someone posted this before, and it fits, because Mike Judge did a better job with Beavis and Butthead, lmao:

 

[InJailOutSoon]

So... why is Saint Peter there?

Because as he said in the leaked episode of season 2, he "just watches the gate".

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Because as he said in the leaked episode of season 2, he "just watches the gate".

That's the equivalent of watching paint dry. What a stupid fucking job. Who was the nigger who thought this was a good idea. Watching a gate that which has no use, people pop in Heaven much like how people fall in Hell. That's almost a... reverse of a Chekov's Gun I think?

 

[make_it_so]

In ghost fucker's the client who hired blitz and Millie as far as we know spoke regularly with a psychic. Which is a big no no in the old testament and the ancient times where so much as thinking you had a dream of something that happens in the future could get you burned at the stake.

Plus i don't know if this was ever followed up in hazbin proper but it's implied in cherub the heaven born hate humans. Sinner or not and will look for any reason to deny them heaven. That means enforcing scripture that really has no relevance anymore. Ergo the psychic thing.

If they could I'm pretty sure the heaven born would enforce the laws of Deuteronomy or leviticus which include such timeless laws as: any son who talks back to his elders will be brought before the village and stoned to death. And of course "a rapist must make his victim his wife and they can never divorce" or "if a wife lies about being a virgin, her husband has every right to put her to death."

Why the fuck is Vivzie this dedicated to making Heaven and the Divine seem like such assholes in all her works? Is the edgy mid-2000's fedora tipper in her that fucking strong? It's like the only decent people are Emily and maybe St. Peter (who's mainly a joke).