Damn, it's that shit where people kept shipping Draco and Harry. They didn't get along and didn't even become friends after turning into adults - they were just less at odds with each other.
Lucifer just seems like he wants to say "STFU Allstar, you nigger" in a more polite tone, while Alastor keeps provoking everyone because he's an asshole. On a series like this, you start wondering why pairings even exist, even.
Huh... I guess it's not as worse as AIDS dating Monkeypox - I mean "Pete" and "Bel".