Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Vyse Inglebard]

Edit 2, the $200 merch package was $400 in Canada, Jesus Christ.

This just looks like a fast food kids meal toy.

I reiterate once again: Amazon is a TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. SURELY YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE BETTER MERCH THAN THIS.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I reiterate once again: Amazon is a TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. SURELY YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE BETTER MERCH THAN THIS.

Amazon is a trillion dollar company specifically BECAUSE they peddle cheap sweatshop horseshit like this.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Promotional video for the Voxtek spy watch that comes with the most expensive package for season two.
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https://x.com/HELLAVERSE/status/2019110202000482384

A few months ago I joked about it just being a Yo-Kai Watch, but I think I would genuinely prefer that. This just looks like a fast food kids meal toy.
Edit, the quotes are amazing.
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Edit 2, the $200 merch package was $400 in Canada, Jesus Christ.
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I don't know why anyone would buy this shit again after the disaster of the season 1 merch package. And that was just an overglorified pamphlet.

 

[AnOminous]

Pathetic grifting.

 

[sex haver]

People are still buying merch for either show and expecting a quality item? lol. lmao, even.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Promotional video for the Voxtek spy watch that comes with the most expensive package for season two.
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https://x.com/HELLAVERSE/status/2019110202000482384

A few months ago I joked about it just being a Yo-Kai Watch, but I think I would genuinely prefer that. This just looks like a fast food kids meal toy.

Well Vox is implied to sell massively overpriced crap that was made on the cheap, so in a strange sort of way this is pretty accurate.

I don't know why anyone would buy this shit again after the disaster of the season 1 merch package. And that was just an overglorified pamphlet.

As the saying goes, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

As the saying goes, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Someone kicked the hornet's nest
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Ok, so... It seems the guy behind this comic isn't even a fan of Helluva at all but that's beside the point, the real kicker is that 80% of this guy's timeline is just femboy and gay porn. But that's not the funniest part, the funniest part is that this guy made a "Moxxie lobotomy comic", I'll let Reddit (read: Aryan Heaven) describe it for me:

Spoiler: Islamic Content

Blitz drops an anvil on Moxxie's head after I.M.P finishes a mission, his head splits in two and a few months later the only thing Moxxie can say is "Mi" (Millie). Moxxie is literally an adult baby so Millie has to baby him and apparently he starts feeding on her breast milk??? She becomes horny and has sex with him but accidentally scares him, so he runs away and calls Blitz and then they have sex. Moxxie comes in and Millie becomes depressed again. Blitz rapes Moxxie and then leaves, Millie calls Moxxie to her and then shoots him and then herself. The end

Spoiler: More in-depth explanation

Ok basically on a mission blitz drops an anvil on moxxie's head on accident causing him to have permanent brain damage AND having his head cracked in two while his brain and blood are spilling out of his cranium. Millie is in total panic and Blitz doen't give a shit about it and goes on lunch break.

Fastforward to M&M house where Millie is in tears while a shadowy figure appears at the door. Moxxie comes out of the shadow with an enormous scar on his head and a dropping eyelid, all while he is dressed in a baby suit and also, he speaks in microsentences like a baby who still doesn't really know how to talk.

Millie then supposes Moxxie has shat himself, an awful scene where millie gives a big SNIFFF to moxxies ass to check if he really shat himself occurs.

Moxxie being a baby also implies that he needs to be breastfed, tha's exactly why he starts sucking on millie's tit making her horny. During this disgusting event moxxie gets a boner that is literally spilling with pre.

Another awful scene occurs where millie fucks moxxie whose eyes, if I remember correctly, are filled with primal fear and trears which make millie regret all the shit she is doing making her have an heavy breakdown right after moxxie flees somewhere else

Millie calls blitz to "explain" what's happening, this is followed by some panels where millie fucks blitz for no apparent reason other than relieve herself without seeing moxxie that, the second right after, walks in the room. This makes millie explode in tears begging moxxie for forgiveness.

Blitz then decides out of nowhere to also Rxpe moxxie for some reason.

Blitz leaves and the M&Ms remain alone once again. Millie rushes to their room and moxxie, confused, follows her.

Here we then see Millie with a gun lying on the bed looking softly at Moxxie saying some shit like "here, come to momma" and then proceeds to, first, shoot him in the head, and secondly, herself.

I'm not gonna name the artist or the name of the comic since brother's keeper and all that, but I find it incredibly funny that this guy who panders to the edgy anti-woke crowd makes ABDL porn.
If I had to sum it all up with one image?

 

[The Nothingness]

But that's not the funniest part, the funniest part is that this guy made a "Moxxie lobotomy comic"

Oh it's that guy. Yeah, he has been documented on the thread.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Zoomers these days have strange morals, they follow edgy-helluva-boss-horse-cocks coomer artists but draw a line at racism.

These are the same people who laughed at Charlie Kirk's death but went to protest Renee Good's.

 

[Beggamania]

I found some Lute heads out in the wild. It is nice to know that my Exorcist love doesn't exist in a vacuum.

She's only character who isn't a TOTAL archetype, or acting like a retarded - she acts like a person. Grief struck, and not the nicest, but person

 

[Beggamania]

I reiterate once again: Amazon is a TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. SURELY YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE BETTER MERCH THAN THIS.

Same as with slop like Genshin Impact or World of Tanks being a garbage in gaming form - the retards keep spending millions, aren't they?? Bold of you to assume it will change. Most of the time, the cuckier the fanbase, the more it will be exploited.

 

[GoodWinSon]

Oh it's that guy. Yeah, he has been documented on the thread.

And his work was also posted in full; but this wasn't the only time the thread has featured gay porn.

 

[Sooty Soot]

>Stolas of [Self harm eating disorder Twitter]

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Oh nononono, Hazbinsisters... ARE WE REALLY MENTALLY ILL???? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

And his work was also posted in full; but this wasn't the only time the thread has featured gay porn.

One word: Geg. But also lmao.

>Stolas of [Self harm Twitter]
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Oh nononono, Hazbinsisters... ARE WE REALLY MENTALLY ILL???? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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But of course. Who could have predicted this? Lord Tarl of Ruckersville, Vermont must relate, even if he says some "women" beat him up or something. But I wouldn't be impressed if it were "self-harm".

 

[Sooty Soot]

One word: Geg. But also lmao.

But of course. Who could have predicted this? Lord Tarl of Ruckersville, Vermont must relate, even if he says some "women" beat him up or something. But I wouldn't be impressed if it were "self-harm".

Not even the first Hazbin related one I've found.

Post in thread 'X Communities / Xitter Communities / Twitter Communities / _twt'

Feb 6, 2026

That pregnancy test thing is a meme that shedtwt kids like to post on X a lot, usually with a different fictional character named as the father.
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Had me fooled, well played. Regardless, there are a lot of these "[x] of [x]twt" accounts, lots of object show and Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss ones too strangely enough and there's this word going around "yume" or "yumeshipping", quick search reveals it means "self shipping" i.e Shipping yourself with a character, I would call this having a fictional crush but whatever.

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[The Saltening]

 

[The tired cat]

These are the same people who laughed at Charlie Kirk's death but went to protest Renee Good's.

An right wingers acted like crying faggots about that losers death and went after anyone who memed it. So much for being "thick skinned"

 

[The Saltening]

An miggers acted like crying faggots about that losers death and went after anyone who memed it. So much for being "thick skinned"

ending people's income is something specific groups have been doing for.... 10-15 years now? how sad it went the other way for once.

perhaps ill pull out my tiny violin for this special occasion

"yeah we can do whatever the fuck we want to you and if you do it back we are ganna cry about it"

fuck off

 

[The tired cat]

ending people's income is something specific groups have been doing for.... 10-15 years now? how sad it went the other way for once.

perhaps ill pull out my tiny violin for this special occasion

"yeah we can do whatever the fuck we want to you and if you do it back we are ganna cry about it"

fuck off

Thank you for proving my point.