💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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varvartsvo said:
Do you need any more evidence that Hayden Black is absolutely pathetic? Here you are!

Goodnight Burbank, one of the world's most successful Internet comedies, has two IMDB pages!
The first one, for the 2011 show, was posted a few pages back, but there's also one for the 2006 original.

It has surprisingly high number of 10/10 ratings:
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And one lone review! From someone who signed up just so they could review this particular show and give it 10/10. And praising the comedic genius of... Hadyen Black.

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But wait, there's more! Goodnight Burbank attracted the attention of a professional critic!
Who's, shall we say, slightly less enthusiastic about the whole thing.
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Never fear, though! A white knight decided to repair this injustice and make an account just so they could leave a five-star review lauding Goodnight Burbank as the height of Internet comedy!

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They're even encouraging reviewers to watch more of the show before establishing judgment (now where have I heard that before?) and even saying there's never been anything like it on the web! :story:
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Good work @varvartsvo !

Turns out Hayden is remarkably petty.
 
varvartsvo said:
They're even encouraging reviewers to watch more of the show before establishing judgment (now where have I heard that before?) and even saying there's never been anything like it on the web! :story:
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Well, they're right about the "there's never been anything like it on the web" thing. I have rarely seen anything as shitty as Hayden Black's 'programmes'.
 
Some more deets:

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Pretty sad that while this review is at least several years old, Hayden Black's particular brand of progressive, highly evolved humour hasn't changed the slightest bit.
 
Let's revisit Cellmate27 briefly. I just wanted to know if there were comments on his edits on some of them. Namely two that have no real bearing on him: the iPad and Google Buzz.

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I adore the reason.

It has to be Hayden. I shudder to think of the lampreys that would attach themselves to his corpulent ass to write stuff like this.

Edited: Also kudos to the person who got Black's wiki page littered with much-needed [citation needed].
 
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Ah, the classic "it's not my job to educate you" defense.


You keep using that word...


And now you basically proved his point.


...of course.


And then she just stops, acting as if she won that argument.

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Jack Of Knives said:
Well, they're right about the "there's never been anything like it on the web" thing. I have rarely seen anything as shitty as Hayden Black's 'programmes'.
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He's basically the Uwe Boll of shitty SJW "comedy."
 
Hayden must have removed part of his ribcage or something, considering how often he sucks his own dick.
 
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Oh good...more "Pope is wearing a dress" content. Yay...

 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh good...more "Pope is wearing a dress" content. Yay...

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That's not how you spell Dior :mad:
And for a show that plans to cater to an SJW audience, don't they know most of Tumblr considers "man in a dress" jokes to be #triggering and transphobic?

ETA: wow, first Tumblr post in a week!
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And it's as retarded as ever!
 
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What I want to know at this point is how the heck Hayden managed to rope Dominic Monaghan into this mess. Didn't that guy used to have an actual career? I'd say that he must have needed the money, but given the kind of actors Hayden Black really rates are the ones he doesn't have to pay, that can't be it. I know it's a pretty old joke to suggest that he must have helped Monaghan move a body, but failing that or compromising photographs I really, truly cannot understand why a guy who was in The Lord of the Rings and Lost would have signed on with anything a huckster like Hayden Black had to offer - and playing second fiddle to the maestro himself at that. What on earth is the story there? I can't believe there isn't one.
 
So, one of Hayden's alleged Twitter followers is something called Transsensual Films. Transsensual Films is (quelle surprise) a tranny porn studio.

Hayden, you're reeeaaally desperate for Julie's schlong, aren't you?
 
NotAKitty said:
So, one of Hayden's alleged Twitter followers is something called Transsensual Films. Transsensual Films is (quelle surprise) a tranny porn studio.

Hayden, you're reeeaaally desperate for Julie's schlong, aren't you?
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Why am I getting Arthur Chu flashbacks upon seeing that fact? Hayden also stands with Butts, assuming the Gen Zed statement about supporting Sarah Butts was made by Hayden himself.
 
Orthodox Chrischanity said:
Isn't he speaking English now, anyway?
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Yep, which makes these assclowns obviously racist since they assume that he'd be speaking Latin or Spanish, and hilariously prone to mocking people by saying that they're in drag despite being a tranny and a tranny fucker respectively.

#LatinosUnien #PinchenIdiotas #Chinga la GenZed

Helvetica Scenario said:
What I want to know at this point is how the heck Hayden managed to rope Dominic Monaghan into this mess. Didn't that guy used to have an actual career? I'd say that he must have needed the money, but given the kind of actors Hayden Black really rates are the ones he doesn't have to pay, that can't be it. I know it's a pretty old joke to suggest that he must have helped Monaghan move a body, but failing that or compromising photographs I really, truly cannot understand why a guy who was in The Lord of the Rings and Lost would have signed on with anything a huckster like Hayden Black had to offer - and playing second fiddle to the maestro himself at that. What on earth is the story there? I can't believe there isn't one.
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So, I came to this idea that it's entirely possible that he DOESN'T have Dominic Monaghan and is just saying he does. It would be right up his alley to lie about supporters, and he'd be able to get away with it so long as the people he's claiming he has doesn't contradict him.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Wow. Just...wow. Implying the Pope is a child molester, class act.

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See, that's not a joke Hayden. I mean, your sense of humor is a joke, but the thing you're trying to claim as funny and will retweet as Shona is not.

What I'm trying to say is Carrot Top without his props is funnier than you.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Wow. Just...wow. Implying the Pope is a child molester, class act.

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I'm usually the last person to defend the Catholic church, but really, Hayden.
If you absolutely must make a totes original joke about Catholic priests being paedos, maybe you shouldn't choose to make it about the one Pope who's done the most to encourage child molestation investigations and kick molesters out...
 
Haha it's funny to accuse the pope of molesting kids, but when a psychotic pedophile who claims to be a tranny does it it's okay! Pew pew!
 
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