💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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They should've hired one from the beginning, tbh.

They couldn't even be arsed to pay the world's first ever Trans Actress In A Lead Role™, they wouldn't bother paying for PR either.

Hayden is likely not rolling around in dough considering he got in trrouble with the Tax Board. He probably thinks his own comedic genius is more than enough for Gen Zed's social media outlets.
 
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So guess what I saw on the Gen Zed IMDB page.

Right then, so let me look at how Gen Zed's budget is a joke and that the money is probably going straight to Hayden Black or to paying for followers and bots, the thieving faggot:

1: No one is getting paid for this. NO ONE. At least according to Hayden Black. No paycheck = utter lack of one of the big costs of a show.
2: The show is essentially being done in Flash, which costs 200 dollars or so (or if you are like Hayden and a cheat, free via torrent)
3: They have no sound studio. If they did, then the lie that is this budget might hold a few drops of water rather than none. But I can tell they were doing this shit with mics you'd use for skype, so probably what they already owned, so 0 bucks.
4: 80% of Hayden's, Gen Zed, and even Julie last I checked are fake bots. This would possibly be the most expensive part of the venture, but since this stuff is usually outsourced, it tends to only cost at most a couple of hundred dollars.

So realistically, these fuckers are probably 99% over budget for what they have accrued. And knowing Hayden, that 99% is going to his pocket.

This was also an interesting find.

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This might be the whole season, but this is beyond the British season length for a show that is 4-7 minutes long. I think this might add to the idea that Hayden Black of Gen Zed will quietly shelve this show, and then comes back next year with a new idea and claim this one was a modest success that you never heard of.

Awwight, we're getting Gen zed November 1st. Can't wait to see the train derail. Maybe we should confirm with Hayden and Julie to see if the imdb page is correct (tho they'll probably just push it back again).

And 50,000? Really? With the animation quality, I'm surprised that it didn't cost five bucks. Is that measured in trigger dollars?

Why confirm it with Hayden? He probably wrote the show's page himself.
 
2: The show is essentially being done in Flash, which costs 200 dollars or so (or if you are like Hayden and a cheat, free via torrent)
They were using photoshop for some retarded reason.
3: They have no sound studio. If they did, then the lie that is this budget might hold a few drops of water rather than none. But I can tell they were doing this shit with mics you'd
Hayden's grotty office is the sound studio
 
I think Hayden implied only the four main characters were doing it as a labor of love. The rest could be in operational costs, such as rent for said grotty office and transportation costs to all the cons where no one goes to see them.

It's the con appearances that make me think this isn't a joke.
 
After reading the rest of that Twitter conversation between Goldstein and that guy, all I keep thinking is that if these people would just stop responding they'd prolly be in a much better situation.

But since they're stupid, they'll just keep responding with "witty" gifs.
 
I think Hayden implied only the four main characters were doing it as a labor of love. The rest could be in operational costs, such as rent for said grotty office and transportation costs to all the cons where no one goes to see them.

It's the con appearances that make me think this isn't a joke.
True, I forgot about the cons. However considering that Hayden Black has let two of his companies go under by not paying taxes, his company is probably just his house and him paying bills on it with money.

And my point with the animation still holds, the only change is the software. So correct what I said to 80% of the money for the show going to Hayden's pocket rather than 99%.
 
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I think this might add to the idea that Hayden Black of Gen Zed will quietly shelve this show, and then comes back next year with a new idea and claim this one was a modest success that you never heard of.

Modest success? More like he'll claim it was the top smash hit of 2013 and won numerous Emmies.
 
From their facbook

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I see they're abusing 'nice meme' now.
 
From their facbook

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I see they're abusing 'nice meme' now.
"Art is subjective."
Yeah, most of the time. But for Gen Zed, it's pretty clear that is just terrible. Also you can't really call this art, unless you're referring to the art of scamming. Even then, that implies a degree of success they've yet to achieve.
 
I think Hayden implied only the four main characters were doing it as a labor of love. The rest could be in operational costs, such as rent for said grotty office and transportation costs to all the cons where no one goes to see them.

It's the con appearances that make me think this isn't a joke.

It appears some of the VAs are actually serious established actors who've had roles before.
Maybe they got paid to appear in this show, but Julie and co. didn't because they're complete nobodies.
 
It appears some of the VAs are actually serious established actors who've had roles before.
Maybe they got paid to appear in this show, but Julie and co. didn't because they're complete nobodies.
I think Julie's delusion of being THE FIRST TRANS VA IN A LEAD ROLE HUEHUEHUE is her payment. Too bad she's not the first trans VA in a lead role, so she doesn't even get that much.
 
It appears some of the VAs are actually serious established actors who've had roles before.

If they have agents who greenlighted this shit, they should fire the fuck out of them and hire someone competent.
 
Do you need any more evidence that Hayden Black is absolutely pathetic? Here you are!

Goodnight Burbank, one of the world's most successful Internet comedies, has two IMDB pages!
The first one, for the 2011 show, was posted a few pages back, but there's also one for the 2006 original.

It has surprisingly high number of 10/10 ratings:
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And one lone review! From someone who signed up just so they could review this particular show and give it 10/10. And praising the comedic genius of... Hadyen Black.

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But wait, there's more! Goodnight Burbank attracted the attention of a professional critic!
Who's, shall we say, slightly less enthusiastic about the whole thing.
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Never fear, though! A white knight decided to repair this injustice and make an account just so they could leave a five-star review lauding Goodnight Burbank as the height of Internet comedy!

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They're encouraging reviewers to watch more of the show before establishing judgment (now where have I heard that before?) and even saying there's never been anything like it on the web! :story:
 
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