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Only the ones who can't pass.
💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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Only the tumblr tupuke shits.
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EPISODE 1: ALL YOUR COUCH ARE BELONG TO US
Cameron: Hey yo, Shona.
Shona: Yeah... James?
Cameron: Actually Shona, my name is Cameron.
Cameron: Not to be a douche or nothing but we've been living together 6 months.
Shona: Oh yeah. silly! I know your name, I just thought that yknow, James is a cute nickname. Because you've got "James", my soul brotha!
Shona: James like Games. Like, "you got game" but instead it's "you got James". pew pew!
Cameron: Um, what the fuck happened to our couch?
Shona: Oh geez I have no clue what happened to the couch!
Shona: That's so weird! There was like a couch in the middle of the room! And now there isn't!
Cameron: Yeah, that is a bit weird.
Shona: I wonder who took our couch? From our living room I mean.
Cameron: That's a load of shit too. I loved that couch, It was just the perfect amount of softness to lay down and watch some fuckin animes.
Cameron: Had that couch for years dude, even moved it into the apartment myself.
Shona: Actually I'm not a dude I'm trans and also that sucks that the couch is missing!
Shona: Maybe we should read the note the guys who stole it left for us where the couch was.
Shona: This note right here they left right where the couch is gone. Hm, I wonder what this note says?
Shona: Oh shit! Looks like those gamergaters took your couch! Aw I'm sorry, it looks like we won't ever be getting your couch back ever again.
Shona: Well, we tried our hardest but I have to go do some trans activist stuff at the whole foods parking lot.
Cameron: Wait Shona! I gotta get this couch back. This is important!
Shona: So what? Its just a smelly couch! besides the floor is surprisingly comfortable, believe it or not!
Shona: Here, look!
Shona: Mmm... This feels good on my arches.
Shona: Its like, who needs a chiropractor nowadays when you have this soft shag carpeting!
Cameron: Listen Shona, I really have to get this couch back from Gamergate.
Cameron: I just remembered something I left in the couch that I need to get back.
Shona: Ugh we've tried everything! I'm exhausted. I'm at my wits end! My female frame wasn't built for this kind of manual labor!
Shona: Why don't you have Huey go with you. He's got man strength. Unlike me, a weak female woman.
Cameron: I don't know, I really don't feel comfortable around Huey.
Shona: Look, that whole Neo Nazi thing is just a phase! I'm sure he likes you as a good friend.
Cameron: please shona i don't want to talk to him.
Cameron: He thinks its funny to punch me in the dick repeatedly and I've already lost 1 testicle.
Shona: Try losing two.
Cameron: shona pl-
Shona: Pew Pew
TO BE CONTINUED
Cameron: Hey yo, Shona.
Shona: Yeah... James?
Cameron: Actually Shona, my name is Cameron.
Cameron: Not to be a douche or nothing but we've been living together 6 months.
Shona: Oh yeah. silly! I know your name, I just thought that yknow, James is a cute nickname. Because you've got "James", my soul brotha!
Shona: James like Games. Like, "you got game" but instead it's "you got James". pew pew!
Cameron: Um, what the fuck happened to our couch?
Shona: Oh geez I have no clue what happened to the couch!
Shona: That's so weird! There was like a couch in the middle of the room! And now there isn't!
Cameron: Yeah, that is a bit weird.
Shona: I wonder who took our couch? From our living room I mean.
Cameron: That's a load of shit too. I loved that couch, It was just the perfect amount of softness to lay down and watch some fuckin animes.
Cameron: Had that couch for years dude, even moved it into the apartment myself.
Shona: Actually I'm not a dude I'm trans and also that sucks that the couch is missing!
Shona: Maybe we should read the note the guys who stole it left for us where the couch was.
Shona: This note right here they left right where the couch is gone. Hm, I wonder what this note says?
Shona: Oh shit! Looks like those gamergaters took your couch! Aw I'm sorry, it looks like we won't ever be getting your couch back ever again.
Shona: Well, we tried our hardest but I have to go do some trans activist stuff at the whole foods parking lot.
Cameron: Wait Shona! I gotta get this couch back. This is important!
Shona: So what? Its just a smelly couch! besides the floor is surprisingly comfortable, believe it or not!
Shona: Here, look!
Shona: Mmm... This feels good on my arches.
Shona: Its like, who needs a chiropractor nowadays when you have this soft shag carpeting!
Cameron: Listen Shona, I really have to get this couch back from Gamergate.
Cameron: I just remembered something I left in the couch that I need to get back.
Shona: Ugh we've tried everything! I'm exhausted. I'm at my wits end! My female frame wasn't built for this kind of manual labor!
Shona: Why don't you have Huey go with you. He's got man strength. Unlike me, a weak female woman.
Cameron: I don't know, I really don't feel comfortable around Huey.
Shona: Look, that whole Neo Nazi thing is just a phase! I'm sure he likes you as a good friend.
Cameron: please shona i don't want to talk to him.
Cameron: He thinks its funny to punch me in the dick repeatedly and I've already lost 1 testicle.
Shona: Try losing two.
Cameron: shona pl-
Shona: Pew Pew
TO BE CONTINUED
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That's fucking hilarious, and what happened to the couch? Will they ever find those pesky gamergators, I must know.
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This gives me a kind of Homestuck vibe, but honestly, I'd love to see more of this. This is great!
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Art is Dead. GenZed is the ultimate death toll of comedy, art, and animation.
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More great PR from Twitter! So this Solid Paul responded to Goldstein's old tweet.
To which she responded with an image.
That led to this exchange, in which Goldstein kinda responds in a semi-polite way. Then Ivory Poacher jumps in.
Ivory then responds to their own tweet.
Which leads to the old standby, snark from the Gen Zed Twitter account.
See that 1 measly retweet that their super duper witty response got? Take a wild guess who that's from.
To which she responded with an image.
That led to this exchange, in which Goldstein kinda responds in a semi-polite way. Then Ivory Poacher jumps in.
Ivory then responds to their own tweet.
Which leads to the old standby, snark from the Gen Zed Twitter account.
See that 1 measly retweet that their super duper witty response got? Take a wild guess who that's from.
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An individual Shona follows.
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So is this another revolutionary act of Gen Zed? Having sex with someone? Is this what progress has come to?
I also like that person who likes men who "stoop low enough" to have sex with trans women. That seems like kind of an awful thing to say about trans women.
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I think OP of the tweet was being sarcastic when she was calling those men "brave" and saying that they're "stooping low enough" to have sex with trans women. The link in the tweet says "wanting to have sex with trans women is not synonymous with undoing the stigma against loving them" so I feel like this tweet is supposed to be criticizing people like Hayden Black.
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Hayden Black is like Andrew Dobson in more ways than one, including how he wears his creepy trans fetish on his sleeve and considers it "progressive."
This despite his "problematic" history of tranny jokes and other creepy comments about trans people, like they can be more than porn stars, the main trannies he actually
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I don't think she's the worst VA. I don't think she's terrible, but definitely not good. I'm sure if there were open auditions, there might be more qualified trans VAs.
As such, yes, I think Hayden's nailing her and that's how she got the job. After all, Julie said "He's a changed man and has evolved."
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Her "voice acting" appears to be just talking in the same voice used for everything else.
And don't forget: Act like an emotionless robot.
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That is a solid and convincing defence indeed.
Face it, Hayden, No one would give a shit about your half-arsed attempt at a show if you didn't go around shoving it in everyone's face.
Your flop two-minute video would never have generated the slightest interest on the chans if you hadn't posted about it yourself.
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To be fair, using your regular speaking voice for voice acting works if your voice has the "personality" to back it up, and I'm thinking specifically of no-range-but-great-vocal-personality voices like Lorenzo Music, H. Jon Benjamin, and Yeardley Smith.
Of course, you still gotta actually "act" to be able to make a living with the voice you were born with.
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Even the professional "same voice all the time" guys realize they're acting, and you can get that they're portraying a character that is actually in motion, even if the VA is just sitting there. Or I don't know, do VAs actually do physical acting while recording? Anyway, there's no break in suspension of disbelief because of the voice. You can accept that the character in the animation is actually speaking even though it's a drawing.
Anyway, Hayden Black's fucktoy whatzisfuck just sounds like someone sitting there reading lines from a card. Which is probably exactly what's happening.
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I once saw a recording of the VAs doing a reading of an episode of a show called "Chowder". They were all in a circle, with microphones, and they were all gesturing to each other as they read lines. I'll see if I can't find that recording somewhere online.
Archer, on the other hand, every actor is in their own booth and don't really talk to each other at all. At least, the Pam roles as seen in one of the clips on their youtube channel.