💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

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Note that almost half of those re-tweets were sock accounts controlled by hayden himself.

 

[Mike Hunt]

His webseries is so popular that re-uploads of Michael Rosen remixes beat him by over 16 times the view count

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eqsffuNOoHQ

I can only get to 10 minutes of the cringe. None of the supposed jokes appealed to me, but maybe that's because I marathoned some Parks and Rec before watching this.

That must have been a really sad local channel to have picked up Black's show.

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

so no gen zed preview then?

 

[Dandelo]

so no gen zed preview then?

they changed the title to Scam zed
it will come out in 200 years if the creator dosen't die

 

[Lithos]

they changed the title to Scam zed
it will come out in 200 years if the creator dosen't die

Provided the mobility scooter's battery doesn't run out during his travels from promotion to promotion.

 

[Flustercuck]

Such a progressive joke

 

[The Nothingness]

Such a progressive joke

I don't get it

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

wait is Hayden a comedian? i just thought that he very confused tranny obsession man.

 

[DragoonSierra]

His webseries is so popular that re-uploads of Michael Rosen remixes beat him by over 16 times the view count

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eqsffuNOoHQEpisode 1 of GNB: 338 views

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lvnap8GM_O4Reupload of a Michael rosen remix: 5,324 views

How the fuck did he get Laura Silverman and Dominick Monaghan in this monstrosity? And why did Mark Cuban agree to air it?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Such a progressive joke

So is he saying this movie was made by Islamic extremists?

 

[Flustercuck]

So is he saying this movie was made by Islamic extremists?

I think he's trying to make fun at the name Akela, because it's similar to Al-Quaeda somehow? I'm not sure

 

[sasazuka]

Of course, if it had been Donald Trump who had made that identical "joke" about the Kipling-ized Hindi character names sounding like Islamic terrorist groups, Hayden Black would have no doubt written a joke decrying Trump's ignorance, not being able to tell Hindi from Arabic.

 

[JU 199]

 

[Dandelo]

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WTF is he 12 now?

 

[AnOminous]

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Was this man actually funny before the stroke?

If I didn't know better, I would think he was doing some kind of strange postmodern parody of the concept of jokes being used to convey humor.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Was this man actually funny before the stroke?

If I didn't know better, I would think he was doing some kind of strange postmodern parody of the concept of jokes being used to convey humor.

You're being far too generous.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder when he's going to post the Whole Foods douche joke again.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

Every shitposter has already thought about the "poo poo" transliteration and decided against it. Dude is late to a stillborn joke.

 

[Count groudon]

I swear to God the guy has to have a tumor or something. There's no logical way a healthy man can find these things clever.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

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That's it. Close up shop, we are done here. Hayden has become fully self-aware and for our safety the experiment must be terminated. Peak "pew pew" has been reached.