💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Can somebody on twitter ask Hayden why he's plugging himself when Gen Zed still isn't released?
 
What's the difference between Hayden Black and Ted Cruz?
People actually donated to Ted Cruz when he asked.

Pew Pew
 
What's the difference between Hayden Black and Ted Cruz?

One tells lies for their job, the other one is Ted Cruz.
 
The best part is Hayden is lying. I can tell because since only a couple episodes of his old and shitty webseries is online since he picked the wrong horse with no back-up, he can make up whatever he wants.
 
I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?
 
sasazuka said:
I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?
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"Gen Zed - A Hundred Chobots."
 
sasazuka said:
I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?
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I finally understand the Modern Classic tagline.

It means that by the time Gen Zed actually comes out, it'll be so old that it will, by definition, be a classic. Hayden Black had this scam planned all along!

Poo poo!
 
How the fuck can you have Donald Trump and the dipshits of Los Angeles and manage to be completely unfunny about both?
 
AnOminous said:
How the fuck can you have Donald Trump and the dipshits of Los Angeles and manage to be completely unfunny about both?
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It's simple, you just have a massive stroke á la Hayden Black, and voila, unfunny jokes
 
Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?
 
Mr Pizza said:
Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?
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He wouldn't have made all of these horrible shows/abysmal twitter jokes if he knew he was unfunny
 
Mr Pizza said:
Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?
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Oh, you can bet your life he thinks he's an absolute scream. I imagine him slapping his knee and crying with laughter as he tweets that "douchebag" joke (clearly an evergreen in his mind) for the twentieth time...

 
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