💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Just a funny coincidence: I always thought that Haydens face seemed oddly familiar. Here's a Finnish MP candidate
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Here's something I was thinking recently. Gen Zen can't claim to be the first animated series with a trans lead or even the first anything because it's not even out yet and at the rate they're going, it probably won't be out for years. In the meantime, someone could finish one first.

Hmmmmm...
 
Scratch This Nut said:
Here's something I was thinking recently. Gen Zen can't claim to be the first animated series with a tranny lead or even the first anything because it's not even out yet and at the rate they're going, it probably won't be out for years. In the meantime, someone could finish one first.

Hmmmmm...
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Someone already made the first transger cartoon, Midnight Animal
 
I don't usually post his jokes anymore because they uniformly suck but this one is something else altogether.

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It's anti-humor- It induces depression and finishes off the sick and the elderly.
 
Wezofthenow said:
Someone already made the first transger cartoon, Midnight Animal
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And a parody is on hiatus/vaguely in the works right now too. It's called Dice Scum. It's even mimicking Hayden right now by being slow to show updates, though we who are half-assedly WORKIN ON IT have decent to good reasons for that, as well as have slightly more to show.
 
Adamska said:
And a parody is on hiatus/vaguely in the works right now too. It's called Dice Scum. It's even mimicking Hayden right now by being slow to show updates, though we who are half-assedly WORKIN ON IT have decent to good reasons for that, as well as have slightly more to show.
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Fingers crossed and all that.
 
Flustercuck said:
So our good pal Hayden has been on a podcast called "The Something Something Experience"
https://something2xp.net/2016/04/10/hayden-black-returns/
And he blames the constant delay of the series on a 2D shading/rendering machine, which isn't unlike him at all
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Quotes-

"Alex was beyond crazy busy.. we've signed with a small studio a month ago"

"it's happening"

Q "Did you pay them for their work?"
A "I'm not going to get to much into it, but uh, certainly to begin with it's a combination of front and deferred pay"

"if you gonna ask someone to do something on a differed basis they must really like it"

"It's a comedy that's funny" :story:

"There's heart to it"

"I got burned because I was expecting allot by December but unfortunately it wasn't delivered"

"I'm hoping that tomorrow I'll receive the first animated character from the studio, I'll get to see 5 to 10 seconds of one of the characters, I'm hoping, I've been hoping for the last few weeks"

"The plan is to remain as true to as possible to the original drawings" (So Cameron will still be a racist caricature)


 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
Quotes-

"Alex was beyond crazy busy.. we've signed with a small studio a month ago"

"it's happening"

Q "Did you pay them for their work?"
A "I'm not going to get to much into it, but uh, certainly to begin with it's a combination of front and deferred pay"

"if you gonna ask someone to do something on a differed basis they must really like it"

"It's a comedy that's funny" :story:

"There's heart to it"

"I got burned because I was expecting allot by December but unfortunately it wasn't delivered"

"I'm hoping that tomorrow I'll receive the first animated character from the studio, I'll get to see 5 to 10 seconds of one of the characters, I'm hoping, I've been hoping for the last few weeks"

"The plan is to remain as true to as possible to the original drawings" (So Cameron will still be a racist caricature)
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So after months and months of work, he might be about to see 10 seconds from one character?

Get ready guys, episode one will drop in 100 years.
 
sassyma seed said:
So after months and months of work, he might be about to see 10 seconds from one character?

Get ready guys, episode one will drop in 100 years.
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Hayden said that once a character is fully modeled animation is easy yet he can only get 10 seconds of it after a few months? :story:
 
Adamska said:
And a parody is on hiatus/vaguely in the works right now too. It's called Dice Scum. It's even mimicking Hayden right now by being slow to show updates, though we who are half-assedly WORKIN ON IT have decent to good reasons for that, as well as have slightly more to show.
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Fingers crossed and all that.
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Oh, uh, I was doing my Hayden impression by forgetting all about it. Pretty convincing, right. . .?

Hahahaha :oops:
 
Time for my maths sperg. Lets calculate Gen Zed's earliest possible release date

5-6months for 10 seconds eh? One episode lets say a minimum of 10 minutes or 600 seconds.

Lets say a minimum of 10 episodes a season or 6000 seconds on total.

Therefore we take (6000)/10 of total seconds divided by how many we recieve and mutiply it for each 5 months.

That makes 600 x 5 = 3,000 months

Gen Zed will be released as early as the 14th of April 2266.

Or we could just use logic and realize Gen Zed will never see the light of day.
 
Wezofthenow said:
Time for my maths sperg. Lets calculate Gen Zed's earliest possible release date

5-6months for 10 seconds eh? One episode lets say a minimum of 10 minutes or 600 seconds.

Lets say a minimum of 10 episodes a season or 6000 seconds on total.

Therefore we take (6000)/10 of total seconds divided by how many we recieve and mutiply it for each 5 months.

That makes 600 x 5 = 3,000 months

Gen Zed will be released as early as the 14th of April 2266.

Or we could just use logic and realize Gen Zed will never see the light of day.
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Facebook is still claiming May 1st.

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