💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
I have a new theory now- Hayden Black's scam machine is failing due to his tranny fetish. The grift itself is reliant on Hayden producing some content, even if it's one episode so he can con other people into helping him later.
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True. Even just one episode may be enough to get those Patreon asspats rolling in. Heck, even Dobby manages to scam a hundred and so dollars a month for doing nothing for his patrons nowadays, all on the strength of his past work.
 
Qi Meng Dealer said:
True. Even just one episode may be enough to get those Patreon asspats rolling in. Heck, even Dobby manages to scam a hundred and so dollars a month for doing nothing for his patrons nowadays, all on the strength of his past work.
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But Black doesn't even have a Patreon. Or any kind of crowdfunding/donation page.
Even 18 year-old tumblrites are more adept at scamming suckers out of their money.
 
I finally decided to sign up. I was one of the users whose rant was posted wayyyy back in the thread. So uh. Hiya.

It's already a new year and three months in, Hayden. Where's the fuckin' show?!
 
trombonista said:
I swear he's posted this joke before. I bet he chose to repost it because of Easter.
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He has, like, 10-20 jokes that he reposts over and over again. Speaking of, guess what's back!
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I think he genuinely thinks this is like stand-up comedy, where since its different venues, retelling some of your routine is perfectly fine. Especially if that routine is hilarious. But like he does with everything he touches he forgets two things:

1. He's as funny as finding out you have brain cancer and your whole family was murdered.
2. He has very little material outside of stealing from others, so his routine gets repeated way too often.
 
Adamska said:
2. He has very little material outside of stealing from others, so his routine gets repeated way too often.
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He also just mindlessly cut and pastes shit. I think he's worded that douche joke a dozen times. And being who he is, whenever he says douche all it does it remind you what a gigantic douche he is himself.

A real comic, even delivering the same jokes in the same routine, switches it up slightly and rewords it, or puts different emphasis on it.

Hayden is so unfunny he exhausts the ways you can say how unfunny he is and leaves you sick at heart.

How horrifyingly unfunny he is could make the most depressing Lars von Trier movie ever.
 
You know that post I made the other day asking Hayden how Gen Zed was going? Hayden blocked me for asking. Guess we will never know how the show is going since its never getting out.
 
Wezofthenow said:
You know that post I made the other day asking Hayden how Gen Zed was going? Hayden blocked me for asking. Guess we will never know how the show is going since its never getting out.
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I see Strokeface has entered the Brianna Wu realm where he realizes that nobody would ever seriously want to know how Gen Zed was going, so anyone who asks is obviously a troll, because it's so blatantly a scam that will never happen.
 
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Does the joke work when both you and your character are as white as they get?

Also, we've just entered the second month of spring. Better release that first episode when you said before everyone on the internet stops caring, Hayden. Oh wait...
 
He was going to have the token black guy make that joke in the series, but realized just like everyone else that it's never going to be made.
 
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