💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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sassyma seed said:
I'm assuming this is referring to George Bush and 911. He was reading a book to a group of children when he was informed of 911, then proceeded to finish the book. But no matter your opinion on George Bush, what did you expect him to do? Start screaming and flip out and scare those kids? No, he fucking finished that book and left to go to a press conference.
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I agree, a lot of people mock Bush for that event, but I think he did the right thing, he could have rushed out and incited a panic, he could have told the informer to fuck off because he really wanted to hear about this goat, but he didn't. He kept it together.

Bush was an idiot, but not completely.
 
I'd bet the farm that Hayden's girlfriend insists on pegging just so she doesn't have to look at his face.
 
sassyma seed said:
New tweets y'all~
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Ok I'll admit, cute line. It only took 6 months of garbage to get an actual good line!
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It's funny 'cause it's true

sassyma seed said:
What would you do Black if you were president and found out about this?.
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Hayden Black as president :story:

From what I've noticed Hayden seems to have this weird sense of self-degradation "comedy" which doesn't actually reference anything he (or what most people expect he) could actually to relate to. For example most comedians take advantage of everyday situations people find themselves in to relate to and create comedy out of, Hayden however whenever making "relatable comedy" seems to just over-exaggerate potential insecurities or foibles, which while funny once in a while when used every single time seem to suggest that Hayden is aware that he has many laughable traits so he overcompensates by taking them so out of reality that nobody else (who actually means it) can out-do him to the punchline. Either that or :autism:autism.
 
Nyx said:
It's funny 'cause it's true



Hayden Black as president :story:

From what I've noticed Hayden seems to have this weird sense of self-degradation "comedy" which doesn't actually reference anything he (or what most people expect he) could actually to relate to. For example most comedians take advantage of everyday situations people find themselves in to relate to and create comedy out of, Hayden however whenever making "relatable comedy" seems to just over-exaggerate potential insecurities or foibles, which while funny once in a while when used every single time seem to suggest that Hayden is aware that he has many laughable traits so he overcompensates by taking them so out of reality that nobody else (who actually means it) can out-do him to the punchline. Either that or :autism:autism.
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Considering folks at the Farms has proven Hayden to be a plagiarizer, the biggest problem is that he plagiarizes too many comedians. He doesn't know what he wants to be.

Does he use the self-deprecation of comedians like Steven Wright and Rodney Dangerfield?
Does he use the observational humor of a crazy liberal Seinfeld?
Does he use the asshole abuse of Andrew Dice Clay?

It's this melange of comedy styles that ultimately ruins him, and it makes him less funny than that A-Log fellow.

What's hilarious is that in all his shows, he puts himself on a goddamn pedestal as the flawless hero.
 
sassyma seed said:
I'm assuming this is referring to George Bush and 911.
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This joke might have been funny so long ago that it could apply for a driver's license now. If it were a person.

Is Hayden actually Iconoclast? Some fucking shut-in who is literally incapable of making a joke about something that occurred in the last 20 years?

Because this is truly pathetic.

I'm not sure if the stroke victim with a brick-shaped head Hayden Black realizes this, but it's 2016 now!

Jokes about what Dumbya did 15 years ago are OUT OF DATE.
 
This song fits Hayden amazingly well:

Lyrics:
Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die

Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
Little fat man, pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
He's a little fat pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
 
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Hayden's making some jokes on the Tumblr!
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Because Re-THUG-licans are just the funniest losers u guize!
Also, no notes in a hour. None.
 
Jeez Hayden, let the body cool a bit before you shit terrible jokes onto his grave.
 
Haha! See, it's funny because a human being with a family and loved ones is dead.
Hey Hayden, maybe for an encore you could go laugh at his grieving family for being related to him. That'd be a riot, huh, you fucking ghoul?
 
Judge Antonin Scalia was an American Justice, the first Italian American even to be elected Justice, held the position for thirty years and has contributed to countless deliberations and laws.

Hayden Black makes shitty jokes on Twitter that no one laughs at and has the "first show with a transgender actress" to ever fail so spectacularly that the entire internet has turned on him.

P.S. Hey Hayden, Scalia also has a Wikipedia page. Don't think you'll ever be able to top that. ;)
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Haha! See, it's funny because a human being with a family and loved ones is dead.
Hey Hayden, maybe for an encore you could go laugh at his grieving family for being related to him. That'd be a riot, huh, you fucking ghoul?
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He previously tried to use a young transwoman's suicide to sell his shitty show. This is not a classy man.
 
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