💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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I've never been to prison and I hope I never do. But I assure you of this, Hayden, and this is consistent in every country on earth, if people are having sex in prison, there is a 98% chance one of them is being raped.
 
NO you idiots. The two sodomites get put in prison together to be cellmates, because that's how it works, and since they have nothing else to do all day, they bang constantly but now their room and board is paid for. So the joke is about free food, not rape.

Duh.
 
It is not worth repeating that Black is tone deaf to his supposed target audience. If he were a little more SJW-savvy he would have claimed either that it is literally impossible to subject men to rape, or that prison rape is just men getting fucked by their own "toxic masculinity" and is therefore totally halal.
 
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I've gotta be honest here, whoever's lecturing Hayden Black on twitter about the rape joke comes off as having no sense of humour. The joke was crass, but this is like the first time he's made an actual joke that would get laughs if it was a Kiwi saying it and it was in a Lolcow thread. So kudos to you, Hayden Black, for cracking maybe like 1 sorta funny joke out of 1000 failed attempts.
 
Titan Lithos said:
All it took was a furry artist with five followers to fess up. Betting the new "promo" comes out right when the "pilot" comes out.
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Pretty sure he only responded to me because at the time he didn't know that I frequented Kiwi Farms. Then I joined right after the post.

I pretty much only went on Twitter to point that out anyway. To see if I'd actually get a response or be ignored. Somehow I managed to get a response.
 
that-one-cat said:
Pretty sure he only responded to me because at the time he didn't know that I frequented Kiwi Farms. Then I joined right after the post.

I pretty much only went on Twitter to point that out anyway. To see if I'd actually get a response or be ignored. Somehow I managed to get a response.
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I pointed it out in the most polite manner possible and was blocked within three minutes.

I am jealous. And welcome to the Farms.
 
Orthodox Chrischanity said:
I pointed it out in the most polite manner possible and was blocked within three minutes.

I am jealous. And welcome to the Farms.
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There also is the possibility that he read my replies to the original Twitter post. In one of the replies, I said the Midnight Animals deserved appreciation for being the first.

Then again, it's also possible he thought I was some kid since I had that poorly drawn picture of one of my furries as my avatar.
 
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Clown Doll said:
I've gotta be honest here, whoever's lecturing Hayden Black on twitter about the rape joke comes off as having no sense of humour. The joke was crass, but this is like the first time he's made an actual joke that would get laughs if it was a Kiwi saying it and it was in a Lolcow thread. So kudos to you, Hayden Black, for cracking maybe like 1 sorta funny joke out of 1000 failed attempts.
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He stole it, though. I first heard that joke some time in the 80s.
 
Here's some person who apparently keeps tweeting at Black, and is also telling just as terrible jokes followed by a smiley emoji.

Also this is the header for their Twitter account, because of course it is.
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That joke is dumb. Is he trying to go for a joke like "Hugh Jass"? Cause Hugh in this case would just be Hue Fuckstick, and it doesn't work.

The hole goes even deeper.
 
I think it's actually the Welsh version of Hugh, which is pronounced "Suck My" then leaves room for the word "Fuckstick" then continues "You Filthy Cum Slut."
 
sassyma seed said:
Here's some person who apparently keeps tweeting at Black, and is also telling just as terrible jokes followed by a smiley emoji.

Also this is the header for their Twitter account, because of course it is.
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That joke is dumb. Is he trying to go for a joke like "Hugh Jass"? Cause Hugh in this case would just be Hue Fuckstick, and it doesn't work.

The hole goes even deeper.
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Are we sure they aren't trying to troll Hayden by doing the exact same thing and copying his "style"?
 
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My money's on ween, though if I'm right, that's even sadder, since Hayden's only fan is just fucking with him.
 
Clown Doll said:
I've gotta be honest here, whoever's lecturing Hayden Black on twitter about the rape joke comes off as having no sense of humour. The joke was crass, but this is like the first time he's made an actual joke that would get laughs if it was a Kiwi saying it and it was in a Lolcow thread. So kudos to you, Hayden Black, for cracking maybe like 1 sorta funny joke out of 1000 failed attempts.
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That's what happens when you try and target tumblrites for your shitty show, but then make nothing but "edgy and offensive" jokes. The two don't mix at all.
 
Hayden's been pretty quiet on Twitter/tumblr the past couple days, but still managed to recycle a couple "jokes".

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