💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Using another person's authority to mask your utter lack of it, an utter goddamn lie on what amount of money and chance you have, being so lazy as to REUSE stuff from literally a year ago from an artist not working for you (and who could sue your malformed ass), disingenuous statement of being unique (Midnight Animals you lying kike), and once again trying (and failing) to get a demographic who got turned off by your utter lack of comedic genius and sensitivity.

You are a financial and creative failure Hayden Black.
 
At least he admits the whole thing is totally about the trans character, and the others are just there to represent something boring we can all ignore. Hayden thinks he's hitched himself a front-seat ride on a bandwagon, but I'm not sure it's the one he thinks.


That cartoon simpering tranny face is the stuff of nightmares. "Tell me I'm pretty...I'm so pretty...subscribe, pew pew...pretty..." Brb, screaming.
 
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lie on what amount of money and chance you have, being so lazy as to REUSE stuff from literally a year ago from an artist not working

Bradley is still working for Hayden just in a reduced capacity. Now using assets from a version of the show that now longer exists is disingenuous.
 
I was tracing that guardian quote on hayden and I stumbled upon this article from 2008. It's main focus is on Abigails teen diary.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jan/14/television.internet
A laugh a minute
Writer Hayden Black has donned a dress to play Abigail, the heroine of 60-second episodes in a web TV show that is wowing internet audiences
When Hayden Black quit a lucrative but unfulfilling career in television, a move online had not crossed his mind. Yet two years on he is being touted as one of internet comedy's brightest stars.

Black's shows, Goodnight Burbank and Abigail's X-Rated Teen Diary, are making waves among web TV viewers. Burbank, a spoof news show, launched 18 months ago and paved the way for his latest project, a video diary in which Black plays a 13-year-old with a fictional condition called Bloomberger Syndrome that makes her look like a middle-aged man. The site has scored 1.5m hits since it began in October and was named as one of the best podcasts of 2007 by iTunes.

Salford-born Black, who is now based in Los Angeles, started his career writing for MTV and CNN, before moving into scripting and producing programme trailers. The work paid well, but he grew disillusioned with the long hours and quit to dedicate more time to his own writing.

He realised the potential of the internet while he was on an improvisation course. "A classmate had access to a green screen studio, where we could shoot webisodes," he says. "When I mentioned this to a friend who worked at Time Warner he got very excited. Online video streaming was just opening up. He showed me research they'd done on potential audiences and a light went on in my head."

Black, 34, took a script he had written for a 30-minute TV show and cut it to five minutes. Within days it was shot and online as Goodnight Burbank, in which he plays a news anchor.

"I quickly realised that at some point we could monetise this and possibly make a living from it," he says. "Money isn't pouring into the internet yet. But building a big audience now will help when advertisers arrive."

Although Black began with a television mindset - expecting viewers to tune in, watch a show and then leave - he soon saw them as participants who needed persuading to return. Abigail's tells the funny but poignant story of a girl growing up as an ugly duckling. The one-minute episodes also take a swipe at celebrity culture and score best with girls aged between 12 and 24. Last week Rich Fulcher of The Mighty Boosh joined the cast as Abigail's slimy uncle who is out-creeped by his new-look niece.

"Reviews describe it as 'feel-good' and 'bittersweet'," says Black. "To me that speaks volumes about where this could go. It's me in a silly dress, a hat and a beard, going on for a minute and affecting people - making them laugh and moving them to tears."

When Black came up with the idea for Abigail's - which is owned and made by his production company Evil Global - he spent seven months developing the character and looking at ways to make it as interactive as possible.

Video responses, in which viewers pretend to have their own versions of Bloomberger's Syndrome, are posted on the site's main feed. There is also a social network for fans who want to be part of Abigail's world.

"The great thing about the internet is instant feedback," says Black. "Audiences are younger and more willing to get involved. I get emails all the time - and 95% of them are to Abi, in character. They say things like 'you are beautiful on the inside'. It's almost as if they're saying it to themselves."

Abigail's is broadcast from her own website and the show is also distributed on 10 other sites, including YouTube. Web TV stations are reporting huge increases in traffic, while television figures are falling. Younger age groups, in particular, are deserting mainstream stations and watching online. In the US the situation is exacerbated by the screenwriters' strike, which has interrupted an entire season's filming.

Black, however, sees his future as multi-platform. He is finalising deals to distribute Abigail's via two US mobile phone networks, and there is a possibility of taking it on to TV. Should that happen, the internet and social network sites would remain key.
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Although Black began with a television mindset - expecting viewers to tune in, watch a show and then leave - he soon saw them as participants who needed persuading to return. Abigail's tells the funny but poignant story of a girl growing up as an ugly duckling. The one-minute episodes also take a swipe at celebrity culture and score best with girls aged between 12 and 24. Last week Rich Fulcher of The Mighty Boosh joined the cast as Abigail's slimy uncle who is out-creeped by his new-look niece.

"Reviews describe it as 'feel-good' and 'bittersweet'," says Black. "To me that speaks volumes about where this could go. It's me in a silly dress, a hat and a beard, going on for a minute and affecting people - making them laugh and moving them to tears."
"It's vital to do a lot of character development before you even pick up a camera, otherwise viewers won't come back. That's the key difference between what I do and what people who just upload videos on to YouTube are doing. I see myself as in the middle - sitting somewhere between user-generated content and the slick, highly-professionalised TV sitcoms.

"The beauty of working like this is that an episode can be online and generating responses within an hour of being written. In fact, the main thing I have to worry about is not putting on my dress too close to the window."
 
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Black's Facebook account: https://www.facebook.com/hayden.black?fref=ts
 
He sounds like a guy who quits the moment things get rough. He's telling himself that Gen Zed is his ticket to history, so he's trying to stick with it. The laziness, combined with criticism, is starting to show him having a mental breakdown through his Tumblr and Twitter.
 
So basically, going by how Black is pushing this, if Shona was born with a lily instead of a ding dong, there'd be nothing making this show special, is that right?
 

I see even then, he was ripping off other people's intellectual property to pimp his own stuff.

One or two of these things would be okay, but every single ad for Gen Zed is a meme ripping off something else.

Does this clown ever come up with anything remotely original?
 
I was tracing that guardian quote on hayden and I stumbled upon this article from 2008. It's main focus is on Abigails teen diary.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jan/14/television.internet

When Hayden Black quit a lucrative but unfulfilling career in television, a move online had not crossed his mind. Yet two years on he is being touted as one of internet comedy's brightest stars.

Black's shows, Goodnight Burbank and Abigail's X-Rated Teen Diary, are making waves among web TV viewers. Burbank, a spoof news show, launched 18 months ago and paved the way for his latest project, a video diary in which Black plays a 13-year-old with a fictional condition called Bloomberger Syndrome that makes her look like a middle-aged man. The site has scored 1.5m hits since it began in October and was named as one of the best podcasts of 2007 by iTunes.

Salford-born Black, who is now based in Los Angeles, started his career writing for MTV and CNN, before moving into scripting and producing programme trailers. The work paid well, but he grew disillusioned with the long hours and quit to dedicate more time to his own writing.

He realised the potential of the internet while he was on an improvisation course. "A classmate had access to a green screen studio, where we could shoot webisodes," he says. "When I mentioned this to a friend who worked at Time Warner he got very excited. Online video streaming was just opening up. He showed me research they'd done on potential audiences and a light went on in my head."

Black, 34, took a script he had written for a 30-minute TV show and cut it to five minutes. Within days it was shot and online as Goodnight Burbank, in which he plays a news anchor.

"I quickly realised that at some point we could monetise this and possibly make a living from it," he says. "Money isn't pouring into the internet yet. But building a big audience now will help when advertisers arrive."

Although Black began with a television mindset - expecting viewers to tune in, watch a show and then leave - he soon saw them as participants who needed persuading to return. Abigail's tells the funny but poignant story of a girl growing up as an ugly duckling. The one-minute episodes also take a swipe at celebrity culture and score best with girls aged between 12 and 24. Last week Rich Fulcher of The Mighty Boosh joined the cast as Abigail's slimy uncle who is out-creeped by his new-look niece.

"Reviews describe it as 'feel-good' and 'bittersweet'," says Black. "To me that speaks volumes about where this could go. It's me in a silly dress, a hat and a beard, going on for a minute and affecting people - making them laugh and moving them to tears."

When Black came up with the idea for Abigail's - which is owned and made by his production company Evil Global - he spent seven months developing the character and looking at ways to make it as interactive as possible.

Video responses, in which viewers pretend to have their own versions of Bloomberger's Syndrome, are posted on the site's main feed. There is also a social network for fans who want to be part of Abigail's world.

"The great thing about the internet is instant feedback," says Black. "Audiences are younger and more willing to get involved. I get emails all the time - and 95% of them are to Abi, in character. They say things like 'you are beautiful on the inside'. It's almost as if they're saying it to themselves."

Abigail's is broadcast from her own website and the show is also distributed on 10 other sites, including YouTube. Web TV stations are reporting huge increases in traffic, while television figures are falling. Younger age groups, in particular, are deserting mainstream stations and watching online. In the US the situation is exacerbated by the screenwriters' strike, which has interrupted an entire season's filming.

Black, however, sees his future as multi-platform. He is finalising deals to distribute Abigail's via two US mobile phone networks, and there is a possibility of taking it on to TV. Should that happen, the internet and social network sites would remain key.
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So does "laugh a minute" literally mean that you only get one joke a minute because if so, that's false advertising.

I've attempted to watch a couple episodes of "Goodnight Burbank" and felt like I was watching some community theater group trying too hard to be funny. I chose three episodes at random and while it wasn't all horrible, I spent most of it with a kind of weird look on my face waiting for when the funny would start. It never did. I know when they said what was the obvious joke but it just wasn't "funny" more than just obvious.

And the comments on it were turned off so you know that I'm not the only one feeling that way.
 
Hayden tells the same joke twice, trying to make it funny the second time by explaining it.

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As if this low-hanging fruit hasn't been harvested enough already.

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Haha, it's funny because Bud is a shitty beer that tastes like watered down piss.
Good job, Hayden. You, a "professional comedy writer", are now operating at the same level my inebriated college buddy was last night when he made the exact same joke.
To be fair though, let's see what kind of material his competition was putting out that evening, shall we? I'm sure it's no better than-
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Well, that's unfortunate.
 
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