💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Who is Hayden's target audience, anyway? The rape jokes are going to drive away SJWs, and he clearly hates anyone who isn't a far-left winger.

Idiots that will buy his shit merch.

 

[Trombonista]

I think at this point, random gibberish would be funnier than Hayden.

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Wait a minute, Shona can't have kids! She's gonna turn her penis into a Pez dispenser, remember?

 

[CWCissey]

David Coulthard's head is less square than Hayden's.

 

[Count groudon]

I think at this point, random gibberish would be funnier than Hayden.

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Lol implying Hayden will ever successfully procreate.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Lol implying Hayden will ever successfully procreate.

Can left hands get pregnant?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He made that fucking Whole Foods hipster joke again.

 

[AnOminous]

He made that fucking Whole Foods hipster joke again.

Maybe he just forgets he posted it 18 times already.

You know, because of the stroke.

 

[CWCissey]

He made that fucking Whole Foods hipster joke again.

Because that never gets old!

Or funny...

 

[Fervent Champion]

Maybe he just forgets he posted it 18 times already.

You know, because of the stroke.

I wonder if he does have FAS, as some have said before, the asimectrical facial features do fit. It seems like Black's bone structure cause the droop meaning he's had this issue since birth. Which ever is the cause, nothing will excuse that lame Whole Foods joke.

 

[Lithos]

I know I respond like this a lot to Hayden's jokes, but Jesus Christ...

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Not to reference 2013 and Chanty Binx, or the University of Toronto in general, but they would burn Hayden's house down because of that joke. There was a huge "debate" where a cis hetero [assigned] female professor said to look that the responsibility of the woman who chose to drink in the first place...

ETA: Professor Janice Fiamengo was the professor's name.

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@gen_zed @haydenblack @UTSU98 @ChantyBinx Check this joke out...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Where's the joke, Hayden?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Where's the joke, Hayden?

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"Jokes" like that are supposed to be in the style of what TV tropes calls "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking". Only, Hayden did "Arson, Murder, Libel, and Jaywalking" for some reason so it throws the rhythm of the "joke" off, assuming it was ever "funny" to begin with.

 

[JU 199]

the Internet also brought us hayden black's shit jokes

Guess we better cut that internet down!

Pew pew.

 

[sassyma seed]

Hayden Black has brought us

1. A whole bunch of terrible jokes
2. Several scamshows
3. And NOT Gen Zed.

This wasn't a joke, just listing stuff out. Prolly still funnier though.

 

[JU 199]

What is it with Hayden Black and the word ignorance? The guy has a legit fetish for it (among other things...)

 

[sassyma seed]

What is it with Hayden Black and the word ignorance? The guy has a legit fetish for it (among other things...)

Hey, ya write what ya know.

 

[JU 199]

What happens when I put in the same amount of effort hayden does with his jokes

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What is it with Hayden Black and the word ignorance? The guy has a legit fetish for it (among other things...)

It's a popular tumblrism for "opinion different than mine".

 

[女鬼]

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I don't think Hayden is capable of this much self-reflection.

It should be more like "I'm a genius! Internet comedy's brightest star! I'm too progressive for the haterz! muh tranny dicks, pew pew"

 

[JU 199]

"I'm a genius! Internet comedy's brightest star! I'm too progressive for the haterz! muh tranny dicks, pew pew"

You're right! Let me fix that...