💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[SteelPlatedHeart]

God damn, do you suck, Hayden.

 

[Hat]

God damn, do you suck, Hayden.

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Making fun of the looks of a 90-year-old woman seems a little low-effort even for Hayden, and that's saying something.

 

[AG 856]

Whats the only thing more cringe worthy than a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause?

Hayden Black making a joke about a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause.

wep wep

 

[P.A]

The "Puke Puke" at the end of the tweet...

Like, really?

 

[Lithos]

Anyone know where this was stolen from?

And nice way to pretend you don't care.

 

[Count groudon]

Whats the only thing more cringe worthy than a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause?

Hayden Black making a joke about a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause.

wep wep

I think Hayden black having to buy his own viewers and liking all his own statuses with his alt accounts is even more pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

Whats the only thing more cringe worthy than a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause?

Hayden Black making a joke about a US presidential candidate having to ask for applause.

wep wep

I just realized what Pew! Pew! actually means.

It's Hayden's way of saying "Please laugh."

 

[sassyma seed]

I just realized what Pew! Pew! actually means.

It's Hayden's way of saying "Please laugh."

Please! Please!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's the Twitter version of an applause light.

 

[sassyma seed]

It's the Twitter version of an applause light.

Except nobody is laughing.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I think at this point, random gibberish would be funnier than Hayden.

 

[Ravana]

That one I actually agree with. He doesn't need to wait until the election though. Just launch your children into space and then yourself, Hayden.

 

[sassyma seed]

I think at this point, random gibberish would be funnier than Hayden.

Drown turn wolves monkey robot ex, more like Apache castle turnkey turkey!

Pew pew?

 

[GetShrekt]

Drown turn wolves monkey robot ex, more like Apache castle turnkey turkey!

Pew pew?

See, I actually cracked a smile at that one. Aaand now I'm laughing. God damn it. Hayden Black really IS the bottom of the barrel, isn't he?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I know I respond like this a lot to Hayden's jokes, but Jesus Christ...

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I know I respond like this a lot to Hayden's jokes, but Jesus Christ...

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Just because alcohol is the only way you've ever gotten any, Hayden, doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else.

 

[CWCissey]

Just because alcohol is the only way you've ever gotten any, Hayden, doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else.

Also, I think he's the proof why women shouldn't drink while pregnant, and don't say she didn't Hayden, she's from Salford and was pregnant with you during the 70's when everything was crap in England.

 

[AnOminous]

I know I respond like this a lot to Hayden's jokes, but Jesus Christ...

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A borderline date rape joke. How charming and how progressive. Also, how actually not funny. Seriously, if you're going to make a rape joke you have to be funny. This is like .5 Andrew Dice Clays out of a total of 5 possible.

And this moron wonders why the tumblr crowd isn't going for his scam.

 

[JU 199]

A borderline date rape joke

Hayden makes jokes like that because his rectangle skull fucked his brain up.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Who is Hayden's target audience, anyway? The rape jokes are going to drive away SJWs, and he clearly hates anyone who isn't a far-left winger.