💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Coldgrip said:
Wow, I guess because Bristol Palin and her mom support a different political belief it makes it okay for shitlord Hayden to make fun of a single mom.
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It's because we all know once you're a single mother of two, your opinion no longer counts or at least doesn't hold the same weight as a tranny.

Pew Pew!
 
Hat said:
I'm sure it does, so long as you're not a Republican.
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Bristol Palin might not be the sharpest member of that family but she's got as much right to speak out on whatever it is she wants so long as it's not how abstinence is the only way to go. I think that ship sailed a long time ago.

Going after her is like grabbing all the low hanging fruit and calling it a day. Really easy and in the end it's kinda pointless.
 
I'm considering writing some kind of java script that'll generate a Hayden black joke on command. It'll let you plug in celebrities, current events and republicans into the script and it do the rest of the 'work' for you

(i'd have to learn how to code in java mind you *yawn*)
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
I'm considering writing some kind of java script that'll generate a Hayden black joke on command. It'll let you plug in celebrities, current events and republicans into the script and it do the rest of the 'work' for you

(i'd have to learn how to code in java mind you *yawn*)
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That's the problem, you have to learn how to code. Way too much effort for a Certified Hayden Black Joke.
 
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Well, that's what I call a non-answer.

My guess? She's practically given up on Gen Zed but won't outright talk shit about it on the off chance it actually comes out.

Also, guess who faved that tweet?
 
Yeah, it's common courtesy to not poison your succession until a while after the product is finished. Bitching about things like that usually doesn't help your long-term hireability. My assumption is since Hayden "Wit of a Brain Tumor" Black wrote the scripts, he has all the VA work basically done, and is too cheap and lazy to get a crew of animators together and pay them to do the job.
 
Adamska said:
My assumption is since Hayden "Wit of a Brain Tumor" Black wrote the scripts, he has all the VA work basically done, and is too cheap and lazy to get a crew of animators together and pay them to do the job.
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It's funny how everytime he gets asked about a release date for the pilot, he says something mike "we hope to have it by x", "maybe in spring- maybe", "hopefully", "fingers crossed" etc.

I can't help but think that if he had hired a real professional animation studio like he claimed, there'd be a more definite schedule.
 
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varvarstvo said:
It's funny how everytime he gets asked about a release date for the pilot, he says something mike "we hope to have it by x", "maybe in spring- maybe", "hopefully", "fingers crossed" etc.

I can't help but think that if he had hired a real professional animation studio like he claimed, there'd be a more definite schedule.
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Hell, just paying for like a team of four, with two key-framers and two inbetweeners would have finished it by now. I really do think he hasn't called back with that company, or that one tranny who allegedly was doing mk 2 decided Hayden can go choke on his desperate Girlfriend's pez dispenser.

Wep wep.
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Dude must have a fatal allergy to being funny. There's an audible thud every time he tweets a joke.
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Everytime Hayden Black makes a joke, a stand-up comedian drinks themselves to death.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...

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I still think Yeezy stating a run in 2020 is more funny, especially considering this video had him and Trump in the same video:

These guys accidentally another joke outside of what was in the video. Hayden can't even do that on purpose.
 
varvarstvo said:
It's funny how everytime he gets asked about a release date for the pilot, he says something mike "we hope to have it by x", "maybe in spring- maybe", "hopefully", "fingers crossed" etc.

I can't help but think that if he had hired a real professional animation studio like he claimed, there'd be a more definite schedule.
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Animation takes a while, I understand that, You know how long an episode of a show like Rick and Morty or Gravity falls takes to make? 8 months if you're lucky. If Hayden missed the first deadline then I could understand. There is just a few things that makes this appear vaporware, first Hayden has far too many deadlines he knew he couldn't reach. If you cant make an animation in 12 months then an extra 2 months is not going to make it. Second Hayden's budget on this thing is far too low to be considered professional, granted you don't need to have millions to make a good cartoon but you have to be prepared to dish out some cash. The show is not very long and I mean this in the nicest way possible but I wouldn't saythat what we have seen so far is by professional standards. And 8 minutes for an animated show? Not to sound like Mr.Enter or one of the idiots who follow him but the standard is at least 11 minutes.

Hayden Im not even trying to mess with you here. This thread, all the youtube videos, the ED article all exist fir a reason. And its not because of Julie/Shona being trans, I would be saying the exact same thing regardless of that. Improve Gen Zed or end the project now. If 100 people tell you you're dead lie down.
 
Wezofthenow said:
Hayden Im not even trying to mess with you here. This thread, all the youtube videos, the ED article all exist fir a reason.
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And the Wikipedia article on Hayden Black also doesn't exist for a reason. Pew pew!
 
AnOminous said:
And the Wikipedia article on Hayden Black also doesn't exist for a reason. Pew pew!
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Man, I remember that day. He was super pissed off in every tweet he made, and we didn't know why until I checked the wiki page(we had already gotten it nominated for deletion earlier, but it still existed up until then)
 
If I remember correctly from his Wikipedia article autobiography, he wrote a section in a Dr. Who history book. They might have him there simply because of his very brief authorship. That's probably what the autograph section is for, and he'll ride the tailcoats of the other authors in the section.

As for the "how to make a successful show"? That sounds like desperation on the con's part.

If only we had a con-ninja that could have him sign a book, "Make it out to a farmer. The name's spelled K-I-W-I..."
 
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