💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Adamska]

Hayden's gonna be at another convention apparently.

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He's paying more money while in debt to get a panel where no one will show up but the production staff's friends at best. Neat.

 

[女鬼]

Not necessarily. Charisma can take the form of many things. Part of marketing is being able to talk yourself (and your project) up. Hayden is quite good at this. Considering his professional career is nothing but failures and tax fraud- he got far.

Chutzpah might be a amore appropriate term.

Hayden's gonna be at another convention apparently.

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Here's the con in question, it'gonna be in L.A. on 12-14 Feb.

Here are the events Hayden will be at:

Spoiler: Details

Note that he shares all of these events with other guests, except the last one.

Methinks he has some friends at the con staff, because I can't see him getting invited on a panel about "succesful television" on his own merits.

Any Kiwi operatives on the field?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Here are the events Hayden will be at:

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Creating successful television.

 

[APerson]

Chutzpah might be a amore appropriate term.


Here's the con in question, it'gonna be in L.A. on 12-14 Feb.

Here are the events Hayden will be at:

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Spoiler: Details

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Note that he shares all of these events with other guests, except the last one.

Methinks he has some friends at the con staff, because I can't see him getting invited on a panel about "succesful television" on his own merits.

Any Kiwi operatives on the field?

Hayden Black thinks he needs 2 autograph sessions for his devoted fans?
Also, I'll give Hayden 100 dollars if his Kaffeeklatsch fills up with fans.

 

[VLAD]

Hayden Black thinks he needs 2 autograph sessions for his devoted fans?
Also, I'll give Hayden 100 dollars if his Kaffeeklatsch fills up with fans.

I'll give him 500 if it fills up with real fans

 

[女鬼]

I'll give him 500 if it fills up with real fans

You mean TRUE and HONEST fans?

I really wish there was a Kiwi attending that con. My kingdom for a repeat of the Meowth Incident.

 

[Kitlen]

Damn, I live in the area but no telling what will happen if Hayden sees me show up at his panel. I can picture it now, his droopy eye widening to finally match his normal one, infantile rage boiling to the top, "TERRORIST!" he cries!
Seriously, I'm kind of tempted to go and see what happens but I don't wanna be banned from a con. Advice Kiwis?

 

[VLAD]

Damn, I live in the area but no telling what will happen if Hayden sees me show up at his panel. I can picture it now, his droopy eye widening to finally match his normal one, infantile rage boiling to the top, "TERRORIST!" he cries!
Seriously, I'm kind of tempted to go and see what happens but I don't wanna be banned from a con. Advice Kiwis?

But what can he ban you for? Showing up? Being nice?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Damn, I live in the area but no telling what will happen if Hayden sees me show up at his panel. I can picture it now, his droopy eye widening to finally match his normal one, infantile rage boiling to the top, "TERRORIST!" he cries!
Seriously, I'm kind of tempted to go and see what happens but I don't wanna be banned from a con. Advice Kiwis?

I don't think you can be banned just for showing up to a thing. And given how Hayden describes you these days, I wonder if he even remembers what you look like. But if you don't feel comfortable going, then don't let us try and force you.

Though I will admit seeing Hayden react the way you describe would be hilarious.

 

[sassyma seed]

Damn, I live in the area but no telling what will happen if Hayden sees me show up at his panel. I can picture it now, his droopy eye widening to finally match his normal one, infantile rage boiling to the top, "TERRORIST!" he cries!
Seriously, I'm kind of tempted to go and see what happens but I don't wanna be banned from a con. Advice Kiwis?

The one thing to worry about would be him recognizing you, since you'll be the only one to show to either panel, and maybe making a big deal and calling security. But I really doubt you'll get in any trouble, as you could probably just leave. Even if he calls security trying to get you removed or worse, what is he gonna do? Point at your account here and say, "THATS HER!!!" As long as you don't Show up as Espurr, you ought to be fine.

Also...

Edit: also @Kitlen don't feel pressured to go or anything, if you think it'll go bad.

 

[女鬼]

Damn, I live in the area but no telling what will happen if Hayden sees me show up at his panel. I can picture it now, his droopy eye widening to finally match his normal one, infantile rage boiling to the top, "TERRORIST!" he cries!
Seriously, I'm kind of tempted to go and see what happens but I don't wanna be banned from a con. Advice Kiwis?

The con is currently sold out, so unless you already have a ticket or plan on buying one from someoe else the day of the event, it's going to be difficult

 

[Hanamura]

The con is currently sold out, so unless you already have a ticket or plan on buying one from someoe else the day of the event, it's going to be difficult

Damn, I was even gonna be up in the L.A. area around that time for my mother's birthday too.

 

[Kitlen]

The con is currently sold out, so unless you already have a ticket or plan on buying one from someoe else the day of the event, it's going to be difficult

Awww man, I had finally plucked up enough courage to go too. Oh well, I'll poke around and see if anyone is selling tickets and if I can I'll snag one and see if I can get it.
Poor Hayden, being terrorized by a polite, well-dressed, young woman in her twenties. What will I think of next?

 

[Ruin]

I don't think you can be banned just for showing up to a thing.

 

[Silver]

Awww man, I had finally plucked up enough courage to go too. Oh well, I'll poke around and see if anyone is selling tickets and if I can I'll snag one and see if I can get it.
Poor Hayden, being terrorized by a polite, well-dressed, young woman in her twenties. What will I think of next?

Cosplay so they can't recognize you if you go

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2xjIWxj9uCI

Like Hayden has the relevance of Wu.

And that's sad when you can't even manage Wu levels of relevancy.

 

[CWCissey]

Cosplay so they can't recognize you if you go

Yeah go as Meowth!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Allahu Meowthbar.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So I can't fully tell because Hayden's delivery sucks all kinds of shit, but isn't this like super extreme sexist?

 

[Coldgrip]

So I can't fully tell because Hayden's delivery sucks all kinds of shit, but isn't this like super extreme sexist?

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Wow, I guess because Bristol Palin and her mom support a different political belief it makes it okay for shitlord Hayden to make fun of a single mom.

Hayden would fit right in the puritans. Except for him being a tranny chaser. They'd of burnt him for that.

Pew Pew