💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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SteelPlatedHeart said:
The salt flows freely.

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I'll admit this ask was pretty stupid and nitpicky, but Hayden seems desperate to prove he has "trolls," so I guess he had to give it attention.

Seriously Hayden; you can just avoid answering questions that are overly hostile. But you don't get any legit questions so I guess these will have to do.
 
Erica said:
I'll admit this ask was pretty stupid and nitpicky, but Hayden seems desperate to prove he has "trolls," so I guess he had to give it attention.

Seriously Hayden; you can just avoid answering questions that are overly hostile. But you don't get any legit questions so I guess these will have to do.
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He ignores asks that flat out prove him wrong.
 
creamyfanta said:
Late to the game... Did he actually have a stroke?

Also what the hell is "pew pew?"
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I'm just recently starting to follow this, but I'm curious too.

I'm assuming the "pew pew" is his "nerdy" way of following up a joke with a drumroll/rimshot or whatever, but making a laser gun noise instead? Guess it caught on, just not how he intended.

And my take on the Ted Cruz thing is that while in the real world, Cruz is actually unhappy about not getting the Palin endorsement, She's pretty much seen as the kiss of death for a campaign outside of hardcore tea party circles, so it seems like the joke he's trying to make is supposed to be that Cruz paid her to endorse Trump, thereby killing Trump's campaign and swinging things in Cruz's favor.

This guy just cannot word things right or make any kind of joke to save his life from what I've seen so far. He can make even the simplest thing totally incomprehensible, even within a 140-character limit. It's almost impressive.

pew pew!
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I'm just recently starting to follow this, but I'm curious too.

I'm assuming the "pew pew" is his "nerdy" way of following up a joke with a drumroll/rimshot or whatever, but making a laser gun noise instead? Guess it caught on, just not how he intended.

And my take on the Ted Cruz thing is that while in the real world, Cruz is actually unhappy about not getting the Palin endorsement, She's pretty much seen as the kiss of death for a campaign outside of hardcore tea party circles, so it seems like the joke he's trying to make is supposed to be that Cruz paid her to endorse Trump, thereby killing Trump's campaign and swinging things in Cruz's favor.

This guy just cannot word things right or make any kind of joke to save his life from what I've seen so far. He can make even the simplest thing totally incomprehensible, even within a 140-character limit. It's almost impressive.

pew pew!
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He's trying to make "pew pew" a catchphrase for the Shona character.
 
creamyfanta said:
Late to the game... Did he actually have a stroke?

Also what the hell is "pew pew?"
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Yeah we believe Hayden's brain collapsed in on itself about 10 years ago. He never recovered. That's why he adds 'pew pew' to everything because the poor bugger's head is so muddled. He could really use a minder to make sure he can shuffle from one place to another without accidents or scaring small children.

Some of you may be asking what has Julie rei Goldstein been up to recently?


So nothing's changed on that front,
 
Finally! I've been thinking again that it should for a few days now. It's not befitting of the Tumblr forum
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Yeah we believe Hayden's brain collapsed in on itself about 10 years ago. He never recovered. That's why he adds 'pew pew' to everything because the poor bugger's head is so muddled. He could really use a minder to make sure he can shuffle from one place to another without accidents or scaring small children.

Some of you may be asking what has Julie rei Goldstein been up to recently?

[MEDIA=twitter]688386583523766272[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]688388829611339776[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]687635441252601856[/MEDIA]
So nothing's changed on that front,
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Jeebus, that wrinkle between nose and lips is the most unflattering one I've ever seen. It makes her look like the stereotypical French guy, the only thing she is missing is a beret and a baguette.
 
Heads-up to new-comers: I'm linking some useful posts here so you can get up to speed.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-zed-another-cog-in-hayden-blacks-scam-machine.12112/
^ This is the OP. It has archives of all previous thread titles, the initial info post and the updated post dealing with Hayden's sock puppets and scams

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-11#post-937195
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...-blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-4#post-936505
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...-blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-3#post-936414
^ Observations on the show

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...-blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-3#post-936435
^Example of Hayden Black not being funny (his entire twitter feed is like that)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-11#post-937387
^Hayden begins watching the thread (and has been ever since)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...acks-scam-machine.12112/page-248#post-1223678
^In a recent interview Hayden perpetuates a lie that farms user @Kitlen was gonna commit a terrorist act at their panel event (I shit you not).

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...acks-scam-machine.12112/page-254#post-1228079
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...acks-scam-machine.12112/page-251#post-1226050
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...acks-scam-machine.12112/page-254#post-1228527
^ How Hayden black's unconventional ponzi scheme works

EDIT :https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...acks-scam-machine.12112/page-186#post-1096688
^ Me and @varvarstvo's interactions with Hayden after he made a distasteful joke about the french terrorist bombings. (he sucks at comebacks and then blocks us)

Everyone else is free to link their favorite Hayden moments too. :)
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
This guy just cannot word things right or make any kind of joke to save his life from what I've seen so far. He can make even the simplest thing totally incomprehensible, even within a 140-character limit. It's almost impressive.
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It's kind of sad really. A stroke completely messes up your verbal ability.

Maybe he has some kind of aphasia. You know, from that stroke he had.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Everyone else is free to link their favorite Hayden moments too. :)
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Don't forget these two:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-74#post-970900 @Kitlen goes to a Gen Zed panel at a convention (the context for Hayden's "terrorist" shit) and reports on her experiences.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gen-z...blacks-scam-machine.12112/page-75#post-971505 The video Kitlen recorded of the panel.

also, someone should compile all the stupid fanart and shoops we've made
 
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